Great American Douchebag, Text From the Ex, Does It Make Me A Bad Person?
Those are some of the regular features you’ll get with KCMQ’s new morning man, Shags. He’ll also have hilarious phone calls and badass contesting. And the best part – he’s LOCAL. Tune in every weekday morning starting at 5:30.
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Tim Bishop
Way to go Shags. Bob and Tom were so old. I’ve been happily streaming the Point in my office for years, because their Morning Show w/ Woody and Rizzuto is awesome, and I couldnt take Bob and Tom, anymore. Take some notes there, and dont listen to the haters. You rock. There is always room on the radio for boob and fart jokes.
Shags
Tim- Thanks dude! I’ll check it out for sure. I don’t take any of the hate mail serious, I enjoy making fun of them and their posts too much. Thanks for the feedback bro and appreciate you listening to the Morning Shag!
NameAdam
I admit that I really never listened to Bob and Tom, but I happened to tune in to this Shag guy and found out that this show is total gutter trash! I had to turn the station before I Puked! Why in the hell can’t this station but use a good dj like in the afternoon, during the morning and just play some dam music! That’s what radio is for. MUSIC! NEVER will I listen to that crap again. I guess this station is off the air for me until 10:00am.
DEAR GOD LOSE THIS MORON!!!!
m russell
the only reason I had to listen to kcmq is now invalid….just another 1-800-bad decision! Bob and Tom Rock!!!…KCMQ SUCKS without them….Just sayin’….
Derek
I think everyone that says shags rocks or other statements like that must be somehow related to him. worthless air time
todd
I changed my preset from 96.7 to 97.3. Your “shag’ program sucks and I feel as if I have been “shagged”in the ass! Bring back Bob and Tom and get rid of the moron. Whos stupid decision was this anyway? Fools! Lake of the Ozarks.
Your name here.
Bob and Tom you guys rock!
Oli
I miss Bob and Tom! Uncle Jack on KPOW is not as funny, but he is better than that crap you have on now.
debbie
I think you are awesome
Jerry
You guys got one part right…Douchebag!!! Who told this guy he was funny or had any talent? Do yourselves a favor and put Bob and Tom back on the air and loose this foul mouth Howard Stern wanna be!!
Rick
I’m sure SHAGS a great guy, I’m not a fan. I perfer Bob and Tom. I’m changing the radio station to some place else in the morning.
debbie
I think you are awesome!
debbie
I’m guessing you are single? How old are you by the way?
Shags
Debbie-Thanks darling and I think you’re awesome too! I appreciate you tuning in.
To all you other bungholes. It makes my heart smile knowing I have the ability to make you so upset. I find joy in the idea of you sniffling over your keyboard while you shake your head in disbelief and mutter nasty things about me in a whinny high pitched voice. Nothing makes me giggle more than a message board full of cry babies. I hope you skeezers are excited because honestly I’m going to be here for a long time and I’m jazzed about being a giant pain in your ass (insert evil laugh). I’m so happy to be back in Mid-Mo rocking the airwaves again! This job is the COOLEST!!
PS. Thanks for listening to The Morning Shag……..we all know you’re secretly listening you filthy animals! BLAMSKEE.
Namejeff
just bring back bob and tom already………duh! p.s shag sucks
Done
You may believe deep down in your heart that you will be at KCMQ for a long time just as a child believes in the Tooth Fairy, however you should stop and ask yourself the following question:
Does it really matter if I am here when no one is listening? You might as well be a tree that falls in the forest when no one is around. Yes, you do make a sound, but to what avail?
Delusional tendencies aside, your lacking style from at least a decade ago has no place in Mid-Missouri. You grasp on the reality that is before you now is like the driver that only sees the three good tires on the car and ignores the fourth one that is flat. Ask a political candidate what happens when there is no one listening..
Go ahead with your wonderful attitude about the former listeners of KCMQ. I am sure it will serve you well for at least the next 15 minutes or so. There are choices for entertainment (you know, the real thing) in the mornings. Have you heard of this thing called the Internet and streaming radio? You might want to do some research on it in your spare time.
Just because comments are made about your show you should not believe that you are the center of attention. Talking about a dead cat might be intriguing, however it is still a dead cat.
dom
dude i remeber shags from 100.1 the buzz!! u rock man! great to here u on the air again!
allison
I miss bob and tom. they were funny! New guy is lame! also keeps messing up.
Matt Banks
Sad to hear Bob & Tom off the air. I just feel glad I stopped listening on my own like 2 days before this change happened.
Leon
I’ll stream Bob and Tom from now on.
Shag just seems like ameature hour.
I’ll be back when Bob and Tom are.
E
Bob and Tom SUCK!!!!! Anyone who liked them is clearly OLD. I have tuned into Shags several times over the last week or two and have laughed every time! I think I might finally have a morning show that I like that also plays some music. Nice job and so glad Bob and Tom are gone. They could not be more played out.
Leon
Bob and Tom, you guys rock!
Jaime
good god shags, it’s just plain annoying. not funny, not offensive, not controversial, just fucking annoying. you’re a real tool. wrap the duct tape around your entire face next time. I just unplugged my radio after the whole ‘cooter punch’ bit – I’m done, you gotta go.
Guy Patton
I thought I woke up three hours late when I heard Rock-n-Roll coming fom my car’s speakers. No its 6:15am! It’s great the station came back to it’s roots. I dropped my jaw when Bevus & Butt Head came on the air! That’s been HOW long? Keep up the Rock-n-Roll and don’t get out there to far stay cool.
Shags SUCKS
Looks like you guys HATE Shags as much as I do. Don’t even get me started on how he treats people or his arrogant behavior. Help me show KCMQ and Shags that he is a worthless pile of *&^# and doesn’t deserve to replace Bob and Tom. Please “like” my SHAGS SUCKS Facebook page!
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Shags-Sucks/195694420558627
We can get him kicked off the air for forever. I can’t do it alone and I need your support.
Randy
REALLY HATE KCMQ for my mornings, removing Bob and Tom, Bad move. I am totally tuned out of this station. Shags, I’m not into your humor, Tim Bishop, I am listening to this station for Classic Rock, I am a Classic person, And I want my Bob and Tom because they are classic.
ruby
I’m sure the drop in ratings will speak for itself.
Tucker Wells
Shags you and tim bishop suck dick! BRING BACK BOB AND TOM! You’re an annoying douche bag and I wish you would shut the fuck up and play more music!
Lindy
Love me some SHAG in the mornin!
roy
Bring back Bob and Tom.
The new format isn’t funny.
You will continue to lose listeners with this new Shag.
Bob and Tom are entertaining
Shag is not
Tucker Wells
I really dont like you dude. Your annoying and talk way too much. Atleast bob and tom were funny. You should really just stick to picking music and shut up.
raymond
I can say I will not listen to KCMQ at all until bob and tom are back. Its stupid but ill name one thing. Ill listen to Q95 indianapolis until they are back. By the way shag u totally suck donkey dick
raymond
Oh also shags while u suck a horse dick I hope you fucking choke to death on it too. I hate you. You aren’t funny at all. You are very arrogant and a fucking douchebag. I hope your show gets pulled soon you fucking fag.
Shags
Raymond:
Don’t HATE ME because I’m beautiful, or cooler than you, or taller than you, or smarter than you, or funnier than you, or sexier than you…should I continue? Probably shouldn’t have to since I’m the one with a Morning Show and you my friend are just a whinny little sea donkey. Perhaps one of your homophobic hillbilly posts will make it on message board masterpiece theatre and you’ll become relevant for about 10 seconds. Have a super swell 4th of July buddy!
raymond
Enjoy your show while it lasts. I liked the shags sucks facebook page to have u taken off. While bob and tom aren’t on here I’m still listening to them through iheart radio. Have fun staying afloat for your time fucker.
Shags
Raymond:
I saw the Shags Sucks Facebook page and you are 1of 7 likes bro. I’m terrified of what might happen with my show after finding 7 people that think Shags Sucks. Kudos to you and your half dozen gutter snipes! Seriously though if you’re listening to Bib and Tim on Iheart why in the world would you still be spewing hate filled homophobic posts across the internet? Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy reading your uneducated ramblings but not sure of the purpose or the point…
Keep up the good work buddy. You’re a one of a kind turd in the toilet bowl of life. BLAMSKEE!!!
raymond
Ok so u think u can last? Let’s find out. Ill be laughing last
Al Belcher
Shagmeister!
I was taken back the first time I listened to you on the way to work, I have to admit. You were different than the norm. You are goofy. I decided I could use a little goofy in the morning. I look forward to listening to your quirky antics now. I think you are doing a great job. Keep up the work and bring on the Bath Salts stories they are hilarious.
AB
Tabatha
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You go shag. I love that you just dont give a shit what people think. More power to ya. I hope one day you take over every station just to give these haters a headach. HAHAHAHA. Keep up the good work! The haters are what makes you, you! So they can keep up too. What can I say its funny. =D
Esperanza(Hope)
GOOD-MORNING, GOOD-MORNING!!!!
sp
I’m amazed that KCMQ would pull the Bob and Tom show and replace it with this “SHAG”. KCMQ was my number 1 station but not anymore in fact I don’t even listen to it. Bad choice and whats even worse is that your not listening to your listeners.. Your choice and we have a choice!!
holier than thou Holly
finally someone funny in the morning!! bob and tom were the douchebags! love you SHAG
Will
I miss Bob and Tom and Kristy Lee and the whole gang..I drive about 30 minutes to work in the morning and they got my day going with a smile on my face. This other guy, not funny at all!!!! Not sure who’s idea it was to drop them but it obviously was not the right move. If you look down through the comments you will find you would please more of the listeners out there if you would just bring Bob and Tom back and send Shags back to where he came from!!!
Korbin
love your show i can’t believe you don’t have over 5,000 likes once more love the show and my favorite is the Leeroy Jenkins bit with the cats
Kat
Traveling to Jeff City yesterday I came across your program for the first time and you grew on me. Sad to say I live up north and won’t have the pleasure of listening to you on a daily basis. By the way, my husband likes Bob and Tom, but I enjoyed you more. In my opinion, you play more music and the classic music that I like. Keep it up and I look forward to listening to you again.
Kirtley
How you doing shag? Listening from across the pond. Tamworth, Staffordshire. Discoverd the show just recently on the android phone. Now my daily radio show. Fits in just nice during days graft.. (work) incredible tunes. Love to hear a doors record..?
Guy Patton
Your very first show I listened to I thought I was listening to another rock station 97.7 in Sedalia. I found that station when Beavis and Butt Head camo on the air. It was that station or “COUNTRY”! It’s ok for 20 minutes! But when I heard your call letters I almost fainted from happyness. It reinstored my believe in the Radio spirit. I listened to the 96.7 when it was down at the Lake of the Ozarks. They had a call in show and I was known as the old hippy I called so much. anyway’s a real dush bag song is: “It’s a GOOD day to Woop someone’s “ASS”! Out of all the years of listening to B-n-B I heard that song and it’s a real american dush bag song! Thanks and keep on Rocking! Guy
Mad
For more years than I can count, my morning were always filled with Bob and Tom. I haven’t listened to this radio station in the morning since. I take that back as I tried to listen to Shag and cant take it.
For the record I have purchased numerous products that advertised on Bob and Tom and only bought them because of their endorsements.
Chris
Hey Shags, do you still talk with the DJs that worked at the Buzz? Do you know what happened there?
Dizzler
Shags!!! Dude you are funny as hell, and I am so glad someone kicked Bib and Tim off the air! To me listening to those two no talents laugh about how funny they thought they were was ridiculous. I am glad to hear your sarcastic humor again! I have missed you since the Buzz days when you were crackin’ me up! KCMQ has earned a place on my dial now that it has done away with certain “old heads”. You douche canoes can hate all you want, but Shags is here to stay!I