Technology gone wrong for today’s dumbass. The Connecticut state lottery has a mobile app that tells players whether they’ve won or lost, which was great until it stopped working right and told some losers they were winners and vice versa. They had to shut down the app to try and fix it and told players to recheck their tickets. What? You can’t mistakenly tell people they won the lottery when they didn’t ….you can’t be messin’ with people’s emotions like that. That causes people to call in rich to work and tell their boss to suck it, then have to take it back. Not cool, Connecticut. So not cool.