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Daily Dumbass May 25, 2012

What not to do when you’re in a police station? Maybe trying to steal something. Police in Panama City, Florida were called after a disturbance between two men. When the police arrived they saw a grocery cart full of thing believed to be stolen.  The cops took them in and …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 16, 2011

Today’s dumbass got a good taste of karma. Two guys robbed a Target in Wisconsin this past Tuesday. They stole dvds and computer games, but while making their get away one of them accidently pocket-dialed 911. A dispatcher listened for over an hour and  heard what they had stolen, where they …

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Daily Dumbass 8/18/10

Police in Salem, N.H., have charged a mother-and-son team with the theft of more than $1,600 worth of video games from a Best Buy store. Police said 64-year-old Luise LaQuerre and her 20-year-old son, Christopher Andrukaitis, both of Amesbury, Mass., were charged with felony theft after store security officers on …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 17 2010

Florida authorities said a woman who posted a picture of her baby with a bong to Facebook was arrested on a drug paraphernalia charge. Rachel Stieringer, of Keystone Heights, who said the picture was a joke, was charged with a first-degree misdemeanor count of possession of drug paraphernalia, WFTV, Orlando, Fla., …

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Daily Dumbass July 16, 2010

Authorities in Washington state said a man facing theft and assault charges told deputies he did not need the tweezers he allegedly tried to steal. Sheriff’s deputies said Troy Montgomery walked into a pharmacy Friday and placed a pair of the store’s tweezers in his pocket. Montgomery threw the tweezers and tried …

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Daily Dumbass July 15, 2010

A Florida man who talked his way out of a ticket by claiming to be a federal agent pushed his luck by complaining about the traffic stop, police said. Robert Pinto of Hollywood, FL, is now charged with impersonating an officer. The charge is a felony that could bring a …

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Daily Dumbass July 14, 2010

Pennsylvania State Police said a man who crashed his SUV while taking off his shoes was charged with careless driving. Troopers said while Jordon Rauder was driving this past Wednesday he started taking off his shoes and lost his focus on the road. Rauder told police he realized he was in the …

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Daily Dumbass July 13, 2010

Today’s Dumbass is rather childish. A dispute over the ownership of a frying pan led to third-degree burns for one man and 11 stitches for another. A 49-year-old man was cooking bacon on the stove when his 47-year-old brother-in-law claimed the pan was his. The argument led to the man cooking cornering …

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Daily Dumbass July 12, 2010

Today’s dumbass learned the hard way to never trust your friends when you are drinking. A 47 year old man let his friends set his prosthetic leg on fire after loosing a drinking bet, which was the one who drinks the least would be set on fire. The man only drank …

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