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Daily Dumbass Nov. 17, 2017

Here’s a great example on how not to steal a car in Georgia.  A man named Keithrick stole a Maserati, but during the getaway, stopped at a movie theater to catch a flick.  A sheriff’s deputy spotted the stolen car (ya know, cause Maseratis tend to stick out), called for …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 16, 2017

Apparently it’s damn near impossible to get around a DWI in Florida.  A woman in Polk County named Donna was caught riding a horse down a highway.  Police stopped her, gave her a breathalyzer, and charged her with DWI and animal neglect.  You might think “How can you charge her …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 15, 2017

I understand that people sneak in snacks and drinks to the movies, but a man in Germany stooped to a new level.  He took in a bottle of beer, but didn’t think to bring a bottle opener – so, he used a can of pepper spray to open it instead.  …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 13, 2017

Today’s dumbass duo literally don’t make any kind of sense.  Two men went into a Massachusetts deli brandishing large hunting-style knives to rob it.  What did they demand??  Just one, single dollar….then they ran out.  What?  Go big or go home.  It’s not worth spending years in prison just to …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 10, 2017

Neighborhood shenanigans in Nebraska bring us today’s dumbass.  A 45-year-old man named Douglas has been sentenced to 4 years in jail for sending prostitutes to strip on his neighbor’s front porch 75 different times over the past three years.  While the hookers stripped, Douglas would watch the show from his …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 9, 2017

Maybe law enforcement is not the career for him.  A 22-year-old named Christopher – a police cadet in Florida whose dad is a lieutenant – took his Dad’s police car to pull over his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend.  Christopher has been fired from the police force and is facing …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 8, 2017

Why couldn’t this have happened to anyone else?  A couple in Orlando ordered some storage bins from Amazon. When the delivery arrived, they discovered 65 pounds of marijuana inside one of the bins.  So what did they do? They called police and notified Amazon.  Amazon gave them a $150 gift …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 7, 2017

When you want to teach the kiddos to act like they were raised by wolves:  At a Chuck E. Cheese in Louisiana, an argument got out of hand recently and a 24 year old woman pepper-sprayed a crowd of about 50 kids and parents.  What. The. Hell?  Lookin’ for a …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 6, 2017

Deer season has brought out the stupid in Iowa.  The Department of Transportation keeps getting a lot of questions from drivers who think deer crossing signs are placed to tell the animals where they should cross.  The Iowa DOT even had to post on Facebook to clarify that deer CANNOT …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 3, 2017

Talk about getting the crap scared out of you while on the job.  A housekeeper at a hotel in North Carolina went to pull the sheets off a bed and discovered a 5 foot boa constrictor.  After she was calmed down (probably requiring heady medication), the snake was reunited with …

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