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Daily Dumbass May 22, 2019

No shocker here: Today’s dumbass hails from Florida.  A 51-year-old woman there named Rachel was arrested for violating her probation.  The officers didn’t find anything on her during a pat down, but when they took her to jail, guards found Rachel’s stash of drugs in her CLEAVAGE.  When asked about …

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Daily Dumbass May 21, 2019

Another blatant misunderstanding of how 911 works.  A woman named Zelda in New York called 911 with a problem: She was trying to kill her 76-year-old boyfriend but nothing was working, so she needed advice on how to get the job done. She was drunk and had already hit him …

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Daily Dumbass May 20, 2019

Today’s dumbass story is just flat out awkward.  A couple in Canada recently broke up, and the guy sued his ex to get back his vibrating love toy.  His ex tried to claim she should keep it because it’s meant for women, not men, but the court sided with him …

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Daily Dumbass May 17, 2019

Listen for the deep irony with today’s dumbass.  A 27-year-old named Jessie was wanted in British Columbia, Canada on three outstanding warrants. A “Most Wanted” website featured Jessie to ask for help in finding him…and Jessie himself – it what can only be called a “brilliant move”, sent a Facebook …

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Daily Dumbass May 16, 2019

You know how lame it is when someone tries to prove they’re not racist by saying they have black friends? Well, today’s dumbass is SO much worse. A 78-year-old named John in Utah is a school bus driver and he’s been accused of racism three times in the last two …

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Daily Dumbass May 15, 2019

The most challenging job in America has to be a police officer in Florida…cause this is what they’re dealing with.  Cops in Largo got a call from a Burger King about a woman named Jeymie who was fighting the workers and refusing to leave.  When they got Jeymie to jail …

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Daily Dumbass May 14, 2019

Sooo….a creeper in Jersey earns his pervy dumbass stripes today.  A 33-year-old named Darell went to the library and started talking to a woman and he eventually gave her his business card.  And then, he decided to try to peak her interest even more by exposing his junk to her.  …

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Daily Dumbass May 13, 2019

Back to Florida for a lesson in common sense with the Daily Dumbass.  There’s a risk that people who went to a strip club last month to eat may have been exposed to Hepatitis A…from an infected FOOD worker, not the strippers. Now the Florida Department of Health is asking …

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Daily Dumbass May 10, 2019

To quote the Doors: “People Are Strange”. There’s a 27-year-old guy in Oklahoma City named Alfred who was recently caught red-handed throwing a concrete block through the window of a police car. What’s even more bizarre – this isn’t the first time he’s been caught doing this.  Alfred has been …

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Daily Dumbass May 9, 2019

All hail the great state of Florida for giving us entertainment and an endless source of dumbasses.  A 68-year-old man named Gary got drunk on Saturday and was driving his lawn mower down the street.  His joy ride stopped when…he crashed into the back of a POLICE car. Gary’s excuse …

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