Brainstorm: We need Better Ways to Celebrate Earth Day!
Celebrating Earth Day sucks! We deserve something better! Below is a list of things Google said you can do to celebrate Earth Day:
1. Ride your Bike
I’m not 10 anymore damn it!
2. Plant Trees
It’s not Arbor Day, it’s Earth Day. Be more creative!
3. Make a Bird Feeder
Birds poop on my car. The last thing I want to do is give them more ammo!
4. Learn about the Environment
I didn’t barely pass science class, to learn more about it at my leisure!
5. Skip a Shower
For the safety of all, you don’t want me to do that.
6. Write a Letter to your Congressman on Environmental Issues
I’ll get my party hat!
Together I know we can come up with a better way to celebrate this holiday. I tried giving the planet a hug, and now my body itches all over from the grass. Share your ideas in the comments below.
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