I know Black Friday shopping can inspire anyone to look for a coping mechanism...but today's dumbass lost control of the situation. A man named Anthony in Georgia went to Wal-Mart with a friend and sat in the car and drank a six pack while his friend shopped. And that's all Anthony remembered. After that, he went into the store and started hanging out in the women's bathroom and refused to leave. The police were called and they arrested him for public drunkenness....turns out Anthony's blood alcohol content was an impressive .197. He spent the night in jail and bonded out the next morning.