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Daily Dumbass Dec. 18, 2018

Here’s an important HR tip that probably isn’t in your employee handbook.  Apparently you should NOT rub your coworkers’ lunch on your nekked body while pleasuring yourself at work.  Who knew??  A 36-year-old guy named Anthony in Pennsylvania took his female coworkers sandwich from the breakroom of the department store …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 17, 2018

Sometimes you don’t need to test someone to see if they’re drunk – it’s painfully obvious.  A man was pulled over in British Columbia, Canada for suspicion of drunk driving.  When the cop asked for his license, he handed him a burger instead.  On top of that, he was too …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 14, 2018

This might be the shortest stretch of freedom a con has ever had.  A 36-year-old named Thomas was released from prison in Pennsylvania the other day, and he immediately attacked a woman in the prison parking lot and stole her car with her baby in the back seat.  Thomas crashed …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 13, 2018

If you’ve ever owned a clunker, you can relate to this:  A 33-year-old named Chad in Michigan got so pissed at his car when it broke down in a parking lot, that he pulled out a baseball bat and started smashing the car with it.  Someone called the cops, who …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 12, 2018

Sometimes Karma can be a beautiful thing.  A guy in Cincinnati was arrested for stealing boxes off people’s porches after being caught on camera.  So what did he trade his freedom for? Women’s clothing, a pair of gym shorts, a bag of dog food, and a urine testing kit.  Here’s …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 11, 2018

Florida comes through again – this time with the worst job interview ever.  A 24-year-old guy named Dominick had a job interview last week at a Kohl’s.  When his interview was over, he shoplifted two pairs of women’s shoes from the store on his way out.  He was arrested for …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 10, 2018

All hail the great state of Florida for giving us another winning dumbass today.  A 57-year-old man named Frank was trying to get a hooker in St. Petersburg…he didn’t have cash, so he offered to give her a HAMBURGER for sex instead.  But wait – there’s more!  The prostitute happened …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 6, 2018

Apparently Brits really love their Mickey D’s.  A guy in England was pulled over for speeding…the excuse he gave the cops:  He just got some McDonald’s and he was rushing home so it wouldn’t get cold. It turns out he didn’t have insurance so he got a ticket, his car …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 5, 2018

Women can be unreasonable sometimes…but today’s dumbass took it to a new level.  A woman in Philly went to a deli and asked the owner for free beer…he denied her request, so she grabbed a lighter and some hairspray and started burning stuff in the deli with an improvised flamethrower.  …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 4, 2018

If you’re drunk and hungry, but have no money – you might end up doing something desperate like today’s dumbass. A British man drove drunk to McDonald’s and went to the drive-thru and ordered a cheeseburger.  When he got to the window, he explained he had no money and offered …

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