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Daily Dumbass June 28, 2017

Today’s dumbass award goes to the authorities in Florida who are responsible for this bogus injustice.  A handyman named Karlos was pulled over for driving without headlights and police saw white powder in his car, so they put him in jail.  It took 90 days to get the white powder …

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Daily Dumbass June 27, 2017

We can’t all afford to do what we REALLY want  when we take time off work, but at least plan something you can’t still do while on the job.  A man in India has requested a week off work so he can eat chicken. Apparently he’s preparing to fast for …

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Daily Dumbass June 26, 2017

Cosmetic surgery and good choices don’t always go hand in hand.  A woman named Claudia in Texas has already had a ton of surgical procedures in an effort to look just like First Lady Melania Trump.  She’s already had a tummy tuck, lipo and several injectable treatments for starters with …

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Daily Dumbass June 23, 2017

Today’s dumbass gives us so many reasons to ask “WHYYYYYY?” There’s a hotel in Canada that serves a signature drink called the Sourtoe Cocktail. It’s served by putting a preserved human toe into a shot of whiskey that the drinker must swallow until the toe touches their lips.  Ok, so …

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Daily Dumbass June 22, 2017

A rookie bank robber in Russia should be renamed “Arrest Me Please”.  He went into a bank and handed the teller a note inside his passport that said “Give me the money or I’ll shoot everybody”.  The teller fainted in shock, so the robber ran out of the bank and …

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Daily Dumbass June 21, 2017

Today’s dumbass REALLY needed a nap.  A West Virginia man named Stacy broke into a house by busting out a glass door.  When the home owner returned, he found Stacy asleep in his bed….and he continued to snooze away until police arrived and arrested him.  Soooo….yeah, narcolepsy and home invasions …

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Daily Dumbass June 20, 2017

I wonder how many people lost their job after this one.  A chain of Dutch drugstores has apologized after they sold a bunch of kids’ coloring books that featured a cartoon version of Hitler giving a Nazi salute in full uniform.  What??? Hitler doesn’t equal “fun” in coloring?  I mean, …

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Daily Dumbass June 19, 2017

Stealing from your employer is bad enough, but you should at least have a halfway good reason for doing it.  Today’s dumbass is a former female employee of the city of Gainsville. She allegedly stole 93 grand from the city and the main reason: So she could get cosmetic surgery …

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Daily Dumbass June 16, 2017

Yet another example of not understanding the purpose of 911.  A woman in Waco, Texas, called the emergency number to complain that her McNuggets took too long to be delivered and that she should get them for free.  Then the wackadoodle parked in the drive thru lane and refused to …

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Daily Dumbass June 15, 2017

A celebrity rock star dumbass today – Gene Simmons of KISS.  First of all, overall I like Gene but his over the top desire to make more money than he can spend with hyper-marketing techniques has hit a ridiculous high.  Gene has filed for the patent to officially trademark the …

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