DAILY DUMBASS
Daily Dumbass July 30, 2014

Today's award goes to a couple in Massachusetts who both want to change their  middle names to "Seamonster".  The man and woman have both petitioned the state for the name change and have a hearing scheduled this week in family ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 29, 2014

Today's award goes to a Colorado man who wanted to bar hop while he was drunk...and decided to take his lawn mower.  Police spotted Kenneth cruising along a busy road on his riding mower, after he had visited multiple bars. ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 28, 2014

A 59-year-old man named John in San Antonio, Texas was SO drunk...that he drove his SUV through the living room of a house.  That was bad enough.  But instead of getting out of his car and making sure the home ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 25, 2014

More proof why booze and airplanes don't mix well with today's dumbass.  A 26-year-old guy named Tomasz got so drunk on a flight to Ireland, that he nearly opened an airplane door while in search of a bathroom.  He was ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 24, 2014

A Seattle woman got mad about being woken up by runners raising money for cancer. So she opened up the window of her fifth-floor apartment and threw frozen chicken, cans and cat poop at them. Several of the runners participating ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 23, 2014

If you can't have marijuana in your system to keep your job in Washington State,  you might want to keep it on the DL that you're legally buying pot.  A guy named Mike camped out in front of a marijuana ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 22, 2014

A 25-year-old man named Robert in Akron, Ohio, got really mad when a check he was expecting didn't show up in the mail.  So instead of contacting the check issuer, he pepper-sprayed his mailman, then bit him on the leg. ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 21, 2014

Social media gets yet another dumbass busted.  This time it was a 27-year-old woman named Danielle in Illinois.  She stole several items from a clothing boutique, including a distinctive leopard-print dress.  Then Danielle made the brilliant move of posting a ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 18, 2014

Pranks can be fun and harmless...but you REALLY should pay attention to who your target is.  A 29-year-old man named Michael was arrested for shoplifting in Kentucky.  He was taken to the police station, and he asked to make a ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 17, 2014

It seems a Pennsylvania couple had sex on their mind...and only sex...because common sense was not in the equation.  The man and woman - both 40 years old - wanted to have sex in their car, but it was cold ...Read More