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Daily Dumbass June 24, 2016

Think twice before you “unfriend” on Facebook.  A 30-year-old man named Shane in Britain was so mad at Tanya for “unfriending” him on Facebook, that he allegedly beheaded three of her chickens. Shane’s been sentenced to jail time…meanwhile, Tanya was considering unfollowing him on Twitter too, but has to hide …

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Daily Dumbass June 23, 2016

So what do you do to get over being dumped? If you’re a man named William in Scotland (and a dumbass), you try to get arrested.  He spent hours wandering around the police station trying on hats, taking selfies, stealing handcuff keys and then smashed the window of a patrol …

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Daily Dumbass June 22, 2016

Today’s dumbass is a woman who needs her damn cheese!  This lady in Canada ordered a pizza, and was absolutely traumatized that it didn’t have enough cheese on it…so she made the logical choice of calling 911 for help.  The cops said it wasn’t their problem (obviously), and advised her …

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Daily Dumbass June 21, 2016

Drunk dialing is bad, but drunk tipping will cost you more!  A customer went to a Thai restaurant in Colorado over the weekend and left the server a $1,088 tip.  The waiter was thrilled, but the joy was short-lived because the customer returned the next day and asked for the …

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Daily Dumbass June 20, 2016

A woman named Jorah and her husband were enjoying eating tacos at home when a fight broke out.  Jorah became irate when she tasted chili powder in the seasoning, which she claims she is allergic to – and accused her husband of trying to hurt her on purpose.  He denied …

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Daily Dumbass June 17, 2016

Talk about piss poor timing.  A man in California robbed a man of his cellphone and keys…but before he took off in the stolen car, he demanded that the victim let him come inside and use the bathroom.  He even made the vic go inside the potty and watch him …

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Daily Dumbass June 16, 2016

In general, highway departments do NOT like their road signs messed with.  So when a 26-year-old guy in Texas named Geoffrey hacked into an electronic message board and posted “Drive Crazy Y’all”, state officials were not amused.  They found Geoffrey and arrested him on a list of charges and his …

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Daily Dumbass June 15, 2016

You’ve heard of “There’s no honor among thieves”, but today’s dumbass must have missed that one.  A 20-year-old inmate named Joshua escaped from a halfway house in Alaska, then came back three hours later to help some other inmates escape.  The return trip got him caught and they all went …

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Daily Dumbass June 14, 2016

Today’s dumbass could have benefited from taking Bank Robbery 101.  A 21-year-old man named Joseph in Delaware robbed a bank with a gun then ran out to his getaway car.  Turns out Joseph had locked his keys inside the car.  He ran, but was quickly caught and arrested.  Correct me …

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Daily Dumbass June 13, 2016

Here’s “distracted driving” at its finest.  A man in China was seen and photographed driving down the street while holding an IV drip stand out the window with one hand – and what appears to be a beer in the other hand.  (You can see the picture on KCMQ’s Facebook …

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