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Daily Dumbass April 29, 2016

How can somebody go for a job interview and end up in jail? Well, today’s dumbass managed.  A 39-year-old guy named Ryan in Iowa showed up smashed for a job interview to be a cab DRIVER.  So drunk that he crashed into two cars while trying to park.  Police showed …

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Daily Dumbass April 28, 2016

A Fed Ex worker in Tennessee fell asleep while loading a plane and accidentally shipped himself to Texas.  He woke up right before the plane landed and scared the crap out of the flight crew when he banged on the cockpit door.  Is this guy narcoleptic, or what??  I have …

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Daily Dumbass April 27, 2016

Apparently if you’re from another planet, you should get free food at restaurants.  A man in Oklahoma walked into an Arby’s, grabbed bacon and chicken, broke a glass door – and walked out.  When cops arrived, he did explain that he was visiting from another planet, time traveling from four …

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Daily Dumbass April 26, 2016

Some couples shouldn’t drink together – especially in Florida.  Richard and Elizabeth were boozing it up at a resort when they got into a fight.  Richard decided to get into their SUV and drive away…and so Elizabeth jumped on the roof.  At first he didn’t realize she was on top …

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Daily Dumbass April 25, 2016

If you think your boss is sketchy, wait til you hear about today’s dumbass.  The owner of a body repair shop in Minnesota was arrested after he tried to pay his employees with meth.  Allegedly, this guy gave each of his shop’s six employees a half-gram of meth for their …

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Daily Dumbass April 22, 2016

There’s being high on drugs – and then there’s being wasted on bath salts, which is a whole new level of crazy.  A man high on salts attacked a mailman at his neighbor’s house in Austin…and did I mention that the maniac was totally nekked?  The mailman maced him, but …

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Daily Dumbass April 21, 2016

Yoga is supposed to be a peaceful activity, but turns out – it can really disrupt a flight.  A recent flight leaving Japan had to turn around because a passenger refused to stop doing yoga in the back of the plane and return to his seat.  This idiot got so …

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Daily Dumbass April 20, 2016

A genius in Britain named Andrew robbed a store and knocked over some white paint in the process.  He walked through the paint on his way out and left a clear trail of white footprints all the way to his front door.  Andrew was literally in custody within 30 minutes …

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Daily Dumbass April 19, 2016

This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard about being sold on eBay.  Multiple sellers tried to cash in on what they claim is the air from Kobe Bryant’s last game.  So  yeah, if you were dumb enough, you could have paid up to $15,000 for a jar of …

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Daily Dumbass April 18, 2016

Most thieves go for cash or jewelry, but today’s dumbass has a target that’ll make you scratch your head: Cheese.  Over the course of the last two years, a thief in Italy has made off with over $7 million worth of Parmesan cheese.  Now seriously, how much cheese does one …

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