DAILY DUMBASS
Daily Dumbass Sept. 16, 2014

A classic case of tragic butt-dialing brings us today's dumbass. A 25-year-old man named Frank in Tennessee was arrested after he accidentally butt dialed 911 while talking about getting high and going to his drug dealer's house. Dispatchers were able ...Read More

Daily Dumbass Sept. 15, 2014

A guy named Joseph in Florida was drinking when he drove his truck into a car that was stopped at a red light.  Joseph then jumped out of his truck and started banging on the other driver's car window, but ...Read More

Daily Dumbass Sept. 12, 2014

Here's a dumbass entry from the "how low can you get" category.  Thieves in New Mexico raided a pumpkin patch and stole a group of preschoolers pumpkins.  The kids had been studying pumpkins and had tended the crop since they ...Read More

Daily Dumbass Sept. 11, 2014

Talk about sleeping on the job.  Police say a 29-year-old man named Dion broke into a house in Florida and then fell asleep on a bed next to the bag of jewelry that he was planning to steal.  The cleaning ...Read More

Daily Dumbass Sept. 10, 2014

A newly married man named Mark spent his wedding night in jail after he hit on a pregnant waitress and then started a brawl with the waitresses boyfriend.  Not only was Mark being too "touchy feely" with the waitress, but ...Read More

Daily Dumbass Sept. 9, 2014

A man named Solomon was arrested after he carjacked a man's scooter.  A SCOOTER!!  And if what he stole wasn't lame enough, when police arrested him - Solomon claimed he hadn't stolen the scooter, he had just traded it for ...Read More

Daily Dumbass Sept. 8, 2014

A burglar named Bryan was caught in the act by the homeowner he was trying to rip off.  Bryan charged at the homeowner, who then fired two shots at him.  The homeowner didn't hit Bryan with any bullets, but held ...Read More

Daily Dumbass Sept. 5, 2014

Students at the University of Salzburg in Austria were given their exams...and were pleasantly surprised to find the answers already filled in.  The University said: "Whoops...you were all given the wrong test.  That copy was actually meant for professors grading ...Read More

Daily Dumbass Sept. 4, 2014

When you're breaking into cars, you probably should refrain from wearing your work shirt.  A man named Perry in Florida was caught on camera burglarizing cars while wearing his "I Got Wood LLC" work shirt.  The police just took a ...Read More

Daily Dumbass Sept. 3, 2014

A woman named Djuna in Pittsburgh, got in a scuffle with Wal-Mart security after the surveillance camera showed her stealing tons of laundry detergent and Miracle Whip.  She fled the store to avoid being arrested, but left behind her baby ...Read More