DAILY DUMBASS
Daily Dumbass July 23, 2014

If you can't have marijuana in your system to keep your job in Washington State,  you might want to keep it on the DL that you're legally buying pot.  A guy named Mike camped out in front of a marijuana ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 22, 2014

A 25-year-old man named Robert in Akron, Ohio, got really mad when a check he was expecting didn't show up in the mail.  So instead of contacting the check issuer, he pepper-sprayed his mailman, then bit him on the leg. ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 21, 2014

Social media gets yet another dumbass busted.  This time it was a 27-year-old woman named Danielle in Illinois.  She stole several items from a clothing boutique, including a distinctive leopard-print dress.  Then Danielle made the brilliant move of posting a ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 18, 2014

Pranks can be fun and harmless...but you REALLY should pay attention to who your target is.  A 29-year-old man named Michael was arrested for shoplifting in Kentucky.  He was taken to the police station, and he asked to make a ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 17, 2014

It seems a Pennsylvania couple had sex on their mind...and only sex...because common sense was not in the equation.  The man and woman - both 40 years old - wanted to have sex in their car, but it was cold ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 16, 2014

It's bad enough when you get busted for doing something stupid...but it's even worse when you run your mouth to tack on more criminal charges.  A 30-year-old woman named Nichole in Florida got arrested she stuffed about $84 worth of ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 15, 2014

A 51-year-old man in Massachusetts named Stephen went kind of cray during a recent trip to the New England Aquarium.  He hopped a wall and jumped into a 27-foot deep tank....that was filled with sharks. Luckily for Stephen, the sharks ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 14, 2014

A suspected thief was caught because she didn't choose a stealthy getaway car.  A woman named Lessa in South Carolina swiped $13 worth of underwear (drawers) from a store, then picked an ice cream truck to make her getaway.  The ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 11, 2014

IF the news story about model Cara Delevigne is true, she is definitely today's dumbass.  Word has it that Cara has a pet bunny rabbit named Cecil.  Word also has it that since Cara travels so much for work, she's ...Read More

Daily Dumbass July 10, 2014

Today I'm naming myself the dumbass.  You would think a woman of my age and experience with concert going would know better than to drink her weight in vodka and other assorted alcoholic beverages on a weeknight.  But noooooooo.....I was ...Read More