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Daily Dumbass Dec. 2, 2016

A plus-size prostitute in Beaver, Ohio….yes, Beaver – I can’t make this stuff up….got busted for solicitation.  Her name is Crystal and police saw her online ad where she says she charges $160 an hour.   Undercover cops were able to knock her rate down to $60 and a plate …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 1, 2016

So when do you know you’re too attached to your smart phone??  Here’s your sign: When you marry it.  A guy named Aaron took his attachment to the next level by marrying his phone at the Little Las Vegas Chapel.  Of course the marriage isn’t legally recognized, but it’s a …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 30, 2016

A lot of people are afraid of the dentist…and today’s dumbass gives us one big reason why.  An Illinois man was just awarded $675K after a tool his dentist misplaced ended up inside his body.  Apparently 2 days after his root canal, he had severe stomach pains, and doctors found …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 29, 2016

Sometimes thieves obsess on stealing one thing…and occasionally, it’s an item you don’t understand.  Take today’s dumbass from Pennsylvania – for some reason he can’t get enough massive bottles of laundry detergent in his diet.  Twice in the last month this guy has been spotted at the grocery store where …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 28, 2016

Sometimes you just can’t resist taking a hot car for a spin…even if it doesn’t belong to you.  A tow truck driver in Texas was hired to tow a souped up Nissan GT-R worth $110,000.  He did not know it was equipped with a GPS system that records the car’s …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 23, 2016

Why does someone always have to take perfectly good Thanksgiving food and bastardize it?  Today’s dumbass award goes to PV Donuts in Rhode Island…their new invention: A doughnut that’s an all-in-one Thanksgiving meal. It’s a doughnut covered in slices of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, topped with a cranberry …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 22, 2016

There should be an IQ test for people who want to ‘Facebook Live’.  A guy named Joe in Oklahoma stole an unlocked police car and used the officer’s iPad to live stream himself leading cops on a 120 MPH chase.  Joe told the camera he was doing the crime because …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 21, 2016

Imagine the biggest douche possible for your neighbor….odds are they would be something like today’s dumbass.  A guy named John of El Segundo, California has been blasting an air horn every night for weeks just to piss off his neighbors.  As you can imagine, they’ve been going insane.  Police finally …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 17, 2016

For a country that has no lack of bathrooms, we’ve been having lots of stories about people pooping in public lately.  The latest comes from Arlington, Virginia, where someone has been dropping logs at a park playground during the  night.  Parents are particularly disgusted because this serial pooper doesn’t go …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 16, 2016

A prime example of poor planning that leads to gettin’ busted with today’s dumbass duo.  Two Einsteins named Ken and Tim in New Jersey called a cab and had the driver wait outside a house while they robbed it.  They got back into the taxi with a TV and liquor …

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