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Daily Dumbass Aug. 24, 2017

A man tried to impress his date and ended up showing her what a spectacular dumbass he is.  For some reason he thought she’d be wowed if he jumped from the rooftop of one building to the next in Pittsburgh – but instead, he fell through a narrow gap.  He …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 23, 2016

You’ve heard of drunk dialing or texting….how about drunk spray painting?  Someone in New Hampshire spray painted “I’m Drunk” on the side of the police station.  The police department is asking the public for help in finding the artist responsible for this ‘thoughtful and insightful creation’, and you’d better believe …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 22, 2016

For the most part, America’s Olympic athletes made our country proud – and then, there’s Ryan Lochte.  He apologized for what he calls ‘exaggerating’ his story about being robbed at gunpoint in Rio.  Basically Ryan and 3 other swimmers allegedly vandalized a gas station (stupid move #1), and making them …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 18, 2016

Some people have the misfortune of having worse things than dust bunnies in their attic.  A man named Davis in Washington heard noises coming from his attic…he knocked on the door a few times and a woman responded with ‘Jimmy, is that you?’ before opening the door.  A woman Davis …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 17, 2016

You gotta make sure your call is legit before dialing 911.  Police in Canada were called about a man with a gun…when they got there, they discovered it was only a cutout of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s character from Terminator.  The officers then tweeted: “Grange and Augusta Ave. Police on scene have …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 16, 2016

Although this sounds like a plot line from a comedy, it’s a true story.  A family of Chinese tourists accidentally led a police chase on a highway in San Diego because they didn’t realize they were supposed to pull over.  Cops chased their SUV after they saw them driving erratically, …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 15, 2016

Now this story definitely qualifies as “ridin’ dirty”.  A couple near Joplin, Missouri, were arrested after they were spotted on a lawn mower totally nekked.  They told police they were skinny dipping in a creek when their clothes got stolen, so they made the brilliant choice of stealing a lawn …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 12, 2016

I hate cockroaches as much as the next person, but you gotta use some common sense while trying to get rid of them.  A man in Washington state caught his apartment on fire after he tried to kill roaches with a homemade flamethrower – he used bug spray and a …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 11, 2016

A lesson learned to not steal food or drink from the breakroom.  A woman at an office was tired of people stealing her coffee creamer from the work fridge, so she filled the container with her breast milk.  When that got stolen, she left a note on the empty bottle …

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