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Daily Dumbass Aug. 21, 2017

People usually go fishin’ for some peace and quiet…which makes it hard to do when you’ve got this crazy hooker (and today’s dumbass) around.  A man was fishing off a pier in St. Augustine, Florida, when a drunk woman named Alexandria cussed at him, then swam up to his fishing …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 18, 2017

This sounds like the beginning of a joke…seven priests walk into a bar….but this is a true story.  The priests went into a bar in Wales and were refused service because they all were wearing nice suits and one of the bartenders thought they were a bachelor party. The priests …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 17, 2017

Watching porn at work is never a solid plan, ESPECIALLY if it’s during a live broadcast!! An employee at the BBC was watching a nudie scene on his computer, and viewers tuned into a live newscast could see the screen in the background over the shoulder of the news anchor. …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 16, 2017

Creepy Craigslist ad alert!!  A 40-year-old guy in Cali is lookin’ to get freaky during the eclipse and is looking for a woman to perform ritual sex to conceive a child during the eclipse. He says his penis will be directed towards the sun, they’ll have simultaneous orgasms and the …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 15, 2017

A burglar in California left a nasty surprise for his victims – and it came back to bite him in the ass.  A 42 year old man named Andrew took a poop at a house he robbed…then didn’t flush.  Investigators checked the DNA from the poop sample and it led …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 14, 2017

A great example of how NOT to stay on the D.L. when you’re getting paid to do nothing.  A guy named Ryan worked at a New York medical center and received thousands of dollars in compensation for a back injury and was collecting worker’s comp. So Ryan took his money …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 11, 2017

I have no words when it comes to explaining this marketing idea.  The Veil Brewing Company in Virginia announced a new brew called Fried Fried Chicken Chicken. They realize that sounds kind of gross, so they’re stressing there’s only .4% of fried chicken in the beer, and it doesn’t remotely …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 10, 2017

There’s trying to get a date, and then there’s “Ewwwwww”. A 73-year-old man named Richard was caught in Daytona Beach handing out business cards to teenage girls.  The cards say “Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby” along with the phrase “ask me about your monthly allowance.”  Police have banned Richard from the …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 9, 2017

A BBQ turned tragic in Albuquerque recently.  A restaurant owner named Daniel was smoking a pit full of brisket for a catering job.  Somehow, someway, someone stole the entire 1700 pound BBQ pit full of brisket.  This dumbass is one dedicated carnivore.  Daniel says he saved up for 6 years …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 8, 2017

For the last time, a repeat of this public service announcement: The U.S. Treasury has NEVER printed a million dollar bill. A man walked into a bank in Sioux City, Iowa and tried to deposit a $1 million bill.  The police were called and when they asked him if he …

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