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Daily Dumbass Oct. 17, 2018

There’s a new app you can download to your phone that I hope you never have to use.  It’s called SnapCrap and it’s used by people in San Francisco to take photographs of human poop on streets and sidewalks that need cleaning and delivers a report to the city’s hotline.  …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 16, 2018

If you’re looking for a way to completely waste money, this product is for you.  A New Zealand company is selling cans of “pure fresh New Zealand air” at the Auckland airport.  For $65 you’ll get a 4 pack of cans that promise “the purest air you will ever breathe, …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 15, 2018

Yet another example of someone who doesn’t know how to act right on an airplane.  Passengers took a video of a woman giving herself a full pedicure during a flight from New York to Boston.  The video shows her using a file to grate the dead skin off her feet.  …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 11, 2018

In an attempt to ruin Halloween for teens, an entire city earns its dumbass stripes today.  Chesapeake, Virginia, has made it a misdemeanor for anyone over the age of 12 to put on costumes and go trick or treating.  The punishment? A fine up to $100 and up to 6 …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 10, 2018

A fellow Missourian makes the dumbass list today.  A 33-year-old Springfield man named Dustin had to wear an ankle monitor after a prior conviction, but didn’t want to be chained to the house.  So Dustin figured out how to remove the monitor and in a stroke of genius – posted …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 9, 2018

A classic example of “Do as I say, not as I do”.  A Long Island driving instructor was showing 4 students how to drive when they became suspicious that he was drunk.  The students asked him to stop, so he did and then drove off without them and rear-ended another …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 8, 2018

I’m not sure where this woman went to counterfeiting school, but she obviously failed.  She went to a gas station in Washington state and tried to buy a $5,000 prepaid Visa Card with fake $100 bills.   What tipped off employees that the money was counterfeit?  The bills had bright pink …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 5, 2018

Listen up kids…this is a story about your brain on meth.  A man in Louisiana called 911 claiming that someone had hit him in the head with an ax.  Police arrived and discovered the man wasn’t hurt but was swearing at people only he could see.  Then they found a …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 4, 2018

I’m not sure what’s going on, but people seem to be confused about what you can and cannot do during plane flights.  A man on a flight from Phoenix to Boston – who boarded the plane drunk and with two dogs – refused to stop doing pull-ups on an overhead …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 3, 2018

It’s bad enough to steal from people, but do you have to be extra nasty about it?  A 25-year-old woman named Melissa walked into a frat house at Oklahoma City University.  She then went into a room, stole hundreds in cash and a set of car keys…and when one of …

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