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Daily Dumbass Jan. 23, 2017

Who’s dumber? The person trying to sell old milk online, or the person who would buy it?  A man named Jim is trying to sell a 2011 “vintage” jug of milk on Amazon for $185. The listing warns that the milk does not come refrigerated so you should not try …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 20, 2017

A crazy story out of New York City that will cause “SMH”, shaking my head. Some guy who lived in a 7 story apartment building was on the roof with some friends when he decided to get back to the 4th floor through the ventilation system.  Soon after, a woman …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 19, 2017

Before you call the cops, make sure your side of the street is clean.  A man named Randy in Texas called 911 to make a report on his neighbor.  Officers couldn’t contact him to get more details after they got to the neighborhood, so they went inside Randy’s home to …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 18, 2017

Sometimes a situation can only be improved by beer.  A woman in Pennsylvania ran from the cops and got away for a bit.  When police spotted her later that day in her car, she drove into a river when they tried to approach her.  Then she just floated along in …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 17, 2017

A Florida man is guilty of poor decision making after trying to break into a certain type of store.  This dumbass tried to break through the glass door of Spy Spot Investigations Spy Store.  Apparently he missed the security camera in plain sight.  OK, first of all…there’s actually spy STORES …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 16, 2017

You would think a 56-year-old grown ass man would know better, but apparently he WANTED to get busted for bank robbery.  This dude in San Diego and swiped his debit card in the card reader.  His profile popped up on the teller’s screen…she asked him what services he wanted…and he …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 13, 2017

Add this story to the “crazy reasons morons call 911” file.  A woman in Niagara Falls, New York, called police to request that they stop the wind from blowing because it was making loud noises and waking her up.  Seriously.  Can you imagine the 911 dispatcher’s reaction to this one? …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 12, 2017

Thank God it was a short flight.  A baggage handler named Reginald in North Carolina spent an 82 minute flight locked inside the cargo hold of an airplane.  He was discovered after the plane landed in Virginia…Reginald was not hurt, but absolutely refused to explain how he wound up in …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 11, 2017

Today’s dumbass is doing it all wrong when it comes to stoner junk food.  A 31-year-old man named Shemroy in Massachusetts was convicted of arson after he tried to set his ex-girlfriend’s house on fire while she was inside.  Apparently, Shemroy had tried to use Cheetos as an accelerate.  Yep …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 10, 2017

Why couldn’t this lady just do her job??  A New York woman named Pamela has a job reviewing toys on her online blog.  She opened a shipment of delivered toys and discovered 7 pounds of marijuana instead.  So being the stick up her butt kind of chick that she is, …

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