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Daily Dumbass Feb. 5, 2016

Oh, Canada.  A Canadian news station made a big mistake during their coverage of the upcoming Super Bowl.  Instead of the Carolina Panthers logo, they used the logo for the NHL’s Florida Panthers alongside the Broncos logo…whoops!  The Florida Panthers had a little fun with it though – they responded …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 4, 2016

Today’s award goes to the man in Washington State who legally changed his name to ‘Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop’.  Not only is he a moron for the name change, but he was just arrested for the 3rd time in 4 years – this time for attacking two police officers.

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 3, 2016

Hundreds of citizens in southeast Mississippi received jury summons, but the letter contained the wrong phone number.  Somehow, the person who sent out the letters put a sex hotline number in place of the number to call to check jury duty status.  The circuit clerk is sending out an apology …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 2, 2016

Some pranksters called a Burger King in California and claimed to be the fire department, saying there was an emergency with a gas leak.  The caller somehow convinced the BK employees to smash out most of the restaurant’s windows.  Police are now investigating the prank call.  As for the employees, …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 1, 2016

A 36-year-old man named Michael is accused of hitting a police officer with a stolen pickup truck and then leading cops on a car chase in Pennsylvania.  When he was arrested, he was wearing a T-shirt that said “Really good at making really bad decisions”.  So he’s obviously a prophet, …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 29, 2016

When’s the worst possible time to lock your keys in the car? Probably when that vehicle is your getaway car.  A man in Alaska named Michael broke into two businesses, but then couldn’t flee because he had locked his keys in the car.  He ended up calling a cab company …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 28, 2016

It might be time for today’s dumbass to accept the fact that he’s a bad singer.  A man in Amsterdam was doing some opera singing and his neighbors called police because all they heard was a man screaming.  Officers arrived and thought the man was screaming in agony, so they …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 27, 2016

A Star Trek enthusiast earns his dumbass stripes by trying to board a flight with his Star Trek sword. He had it in his carry on bag…TSA spotted it and detained him and took the “extremely dangerous weapon”.  I mean c’mon man…it’s a HUGE KNIFE and being a Klingon doesn’t keep …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 26, 2016

You only get so many chances in life, and former Mizzou quarterback Maty Mauk has apparently used up his last one.  He’s been suspended indefinitely for the THIRD time after a video of him goes viral.  The video shows him snorting a line of a white powdery substance.  It’s not …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 25, 2016

Here’s why being a pot smuggler and extreme paranoia don’t mix.  Two guys in their early-20’s in Idaho called the cops on themselves because they thought they had already been caught and just wanted to get the bust over with.  During the 911 call , they said they were two …

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