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Daily Dumbass April 18, 2019

We’re gonna stay right here in the Show Me State for today’s dumbass.  A woman went to a Rally’s fast food restaurant in St. Louis around 2:30 in the morning to get some chocolate ice cream.  Bad news: They were out of chocolate and only had vanilla.  That made the …

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Daily Dumbass April 17, 2019

Name any weird, off-the-wall thing, and there’s bound to be someone out there who has a fetish for it.  Take today’s dumbass for example: A guy in Japan got arrested for stealing three used tennis rackets from a high school locker room.  He wasn’t planning on selling them…he told cops …

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Daily Dumbass April 16, 2019

Olive Garden’s motto is “When you’re here, you’re family.” Unfortunately, we all have that one family member who’s straight up crazy, right? A 32-year-old named Ben showed up at at Olive Garden in Naples, Florida, and started harassing customers.  He asked for money…shouted profanities….and threatened to beat up an employee …

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Daily Dumbass April 15, 2019

Fun with motorized carts in Tennessee for today’s dumbass.  A woman named Sally (Tennessee Sally), stole a motorized scooter from Wal-Mart, did a few loops in the parking lot, then drove it onto the highway to get to a Waffle House.  She got busted because when she was on the …

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Daily Dumbass April 12, 2019

Here’s how to make sure you get caught breaking the law….do it during a LIVE TV broadcast.  A dentist in Jersey put up some racy Easter decorations outside his office – five mannequins in lingerie, wearing bunny ears and fishnet stockings. (Hey, we all celebrate Jesus’ resurrection in our own …

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Daily Dumbass April 11, 2019

Today’s dumbass may take the crown for worst Bridezilla of all time.  A 32-year-old woman named Vanessa in Virginia just got busted for embezzling more than 93 grand from the construction company she worked at as a bookkeeper.  Most of the money was used to pay for her wedding, including …

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Daily Dumbass April 10, 2019

Some men already use Axe body spray way too much, but today’s dumbass took it to a new level.  A guy named Efren got pulled over in South Carolina after a cop saw him speeding and swerving.  When the cop walked up to Efren’s car, he saw him frantically spraying …

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Daily Dumbass April 9, 2019

Today’s dumbass hails from Florida (cause where else would she be from), and clearly doesn’t understand how 911 works…or how relationships work. A 40-year-old named Mary called 911 six times the other night…to report her boyfriend wasn’t being very nice to her.  Eventually a cop DID go to her house …

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Daily Dumbass April 8, 2019

Today’s dumbass is in a lot of legal trouble…and maybe even bigger trouble with is wife.  A 29-year-old named Andrew in Florida was pulled over for DUI and when cops searched his car, they found a bag of fake pee.  When they asked Andrew to explain it, he said it …

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Daily Dumbass April 5, 2019

We’ve all not wanted to go to work, but would you do something illegal and stupid to get out of it? Today’s dumbass did.  A 32-year-old named Brian in Florida called the cops to report an armed robbery. Brian claimed two guys jumped out of a car and stole his …

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