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Daily Dumbass Sept. 29, 2016

A California man has succeeded in bastardizing the sport of fishing.  He was spotted by a police sergeant using a homemade cord and fishing hook to remove drugs from the Operation Medicine Cabinet drop box in front of the sheriff’s station.  The drop box allows residents to safely dispose of …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 28, 2016

An Oregon woman with major anger issues earns her dumbass stripes.  She went to a Safeway store and tried to buy $2,200 worth of gift cards.  Her check bounced, so the gift cards were not given to her.  She got totally pissed, left the store, then returned the next night …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 27, 2016

A couple in Australia went WAY above and beyond for their pet goldfish.  They bought the fish for 12 bucks at a pet store…and named it Conquer.  Conquer swallowed a pebble, so his owners decided to pay $500 to have the fish undergo emergency surgery to remove it. Now c’mon …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 26, 2016

A Pokemon Go idiot strikes again.  A 42-year-old grown ass man in New Jersey was driving while hunting Pokemon on his cell phone…he wasn’t watching where he was going and crashed into a parked car. That’s bad enough, but guess what car it was he hit? A parked POLICE cruiser. …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 23, 2016

What was he thinking? Probably looking for the best way to make TSA agents crap their pants.  A man was arrested after he put his two carry-on bags through security at the Baltimore Washington Airport….one bag had a 9 MM with two magazines and the other bag had a small …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 22, 2016

More proof that the lottery and dumbasses don’t mix.  A 24-year-old man named Christopher in Florida stole an entire case of lottery tickets after smashing a convenience store window.  One of the tickets was a $1,000 winner, and when Christopher tried to cash it in – an alert was sent …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 21, 2016

Some people are so rich that it makes them stupid.  Take today’s dumbass for example.  There’s a guy named Wayne Sicong, who is the son of a Chinese billionare….Wayne’s dad is worth about $30 billion.  Wayne just bought 8 iPhone 7s for his damn DOG!! And of course he took …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 20, 2016

Two buddies in Norway were hangin’ out when one of their cell phones dropped into a porta potty.  The other guy then jumped in the toilet to save his friends phone and got stuck in the poop.  Firefighters had to use a saw to cut him out…as he was throwing up.  A …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 19, 2016

Today’s dumbass likes to live dangerously….and stupidly.  A woman in D.C. went into a restaurant and helped herself to two french fries from a police officer’s plate. (And no, she didn’t know him.)  The officer asked her to not do it again, and of course she swiped one more fry. …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 16, 2016

Let me introduce you to today’s dumbass, also known as Mrs. Creepy Creeperton.  A woman named Patricia in Oklahoma is facing jail time after it was revealed that she married her 25-year-old daughter….after divorcing her own son.  Apparently Patricia and her son’s 15 month marriage was annuled and he cited ‘incest’ …

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