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Daily Dumbass Oct. 20, 2017

I’m not quite sure I understand the motivation behind today’s dumbass.  A Tennessee woman named Irene set a new Guinness World Record after she ran a marathon (26.2 miles) in high heels.  She used 6 pairs of three-inch stilettos for the race. What. The Hell.  I can’t even walk 2 …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 19, 2017

So a young guy in Florida has never robbed a bank, but wants to.  What’s he do to get started??  26-year-old William Johnson googled “how to rob a bank”. After getting cash from a credit union, he was caught and arrested 3 days later.   Hey William – next time you …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 18, 2017

Apparently dead people can offend the living.  A man in England had requested a line from a poem he wrote be etched onto his grave: “The little bugger did his best.”  A council in England has denied the request and is prohibiting his family from putting it on the gravestone.  …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 17, 2017

More proof that society is getting WAY too dependent on social media.  Police in Bothell, Washington, actually had to ask residents to stop calling 911 to report that Facebook was down. Not only are emergency responders not capable of “fixing” Facebook, but they don’t need to be notified when it’s …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 16, 2017

You gotta watch those little green men.  A 31-year-old man named Anouphong was arrested earlier this month after damaging property and setting it on fire.  His reason?  Aliens made him do it.  Riiiiiight. Either this moron has been watching way too many episodes of Ancient Aliens or this is just …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 13, 2017

Apparently, some burglars do have manners.  A restaurant owner in New York found his burglar bars bent up, so he reviewed his security camera footage.  He saw today’s dumbass emptying the register, cooking an elaborate meal, then covering and refrigerating the food before wiping down the kitchen and leaving a …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 12, 2017

You would think a 40-year-old grown ass man would have a better plan.  A guy named Barry in Pittsburgh went and ate at a fancy restaurant, but couldn’t afford it.  So instead of the ol’ dine and dash, Barry called in a bomb threat to the restaurant to avoid paying …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 11, 2017

This is gonna sound like a bad joke or a super lame movie plot.  Two women recently escaped from a Canadian prison.  After jumping a fence, they were looking for a place to hide, and they chose – wait for it – an escape room!!  You know, those businesses where …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 10, 2017

Breakfast is supposed to be the most important meal of the day, but I don’t think it’s worth fighting over.  Two men in New Jersey were arguing over a ham breakfast sandwich…and one guy punched the other one several times in the face and is now facing assault charges.  Now …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 9, 2017

You’re not gonna believe what people are paying money for in Japan.  There’s a really strange new theater show that people are paying $27 per ticket to go see – and it features 3 actors who just fart in front of the audience.  The organizers caution that “depending on their …

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