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Daily Dumbass May 27, 2016

We’ve all done things we’re embarrassed about, but today’s dumbass let it put her life in jeopardy.  A 26-year-old woman in Africa was rushed to emergency surgery for what the doctor’s thought was appendicitis.  She had fever, nausea and extreme stomach pain on her right side.  Turns out her appendix …

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Daily Dumbass May 25, 2016

You’ve heard about people who claim to see Jesus or the Virgin Mary in the strangest items, but today’s dumbass might be the best ever.  A woman named Katy in Florida says she received a message from Jesus through her baby’s poop because it was in the shape of a …

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Daily Dumbass May 24, 2016

There’s a time to stop and enjoy a nice lunch, including some alcohol – but this wasn’t the time.  An undertaker in Poland had been sent to Italy to pick up a body and bring it back to Poland.  On the way home, he stopped for lunch and apparently, a …

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Daily Dumbass May 23, 3016

Two morons in Sweden tried to rob a jewelry store inside a mall but didn’t think out their plan before it all went to crap.  They were filmed struggling to open the door of the store, then pulled their moped inside before filling their bag with loot.  Then their gun …

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Daily Dumbass May 20, 2016

Today’s dumbass doesn’t do much to improve the image of women drivers – or Canadians.  A woman in Ontario got a scary surprise when she drove right into a lake by following her GPS.  The instructions had her turn onto a boat lauch and into a lake, which was at …

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Daily Dumbass May 19, 2016

Here’s a lesson on what NOT to do while practicing gun safety.  A 37-year-old man named Michael in Deltona, Florida, accidentally shot himself in the arm while cleaning his gun.  Now here’s the kicker: Michael didn’t notice the gunshot wound until 2 days later when he changed his shirt.  He …

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Daily Dumbass May 18, 2016

Today’s dumbass is just begging for a joke at his expense.  A man named Travis Terder in Florida was caught on camera trying to steal a snake from a pet store.  He put the python in his pants to make it out of the store, but employees stopped and restrained …

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Daily Dumbass May 17, 2016

A stripper in Florida gave cops the business recently. Her name is Zyze and it started when police went to pull her over for erratic driving. She tried to flee by driving away and running stop signs before stopping and running away on foot.  She was caught, put in handcuffs, …

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Daily Dumbass May 16, 2016

From the ridiculous lawsuit category is this story: A man in Israel named David filed a restraining order against God.  David says he wants God to stop interfering with his life since he’s been very negative towards him for the last three years.  God did not appear at the hearing, …

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