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Daily Dumbass April 24, 2018

Today’s dumbass should literally not eat out.  A Welsh woman named Kelly complained so many times at a restaurant that they wrote her a letter telling her to never come back.  Kelly was shocked by the letter.  She said: “I’ve complained about how the steaks were cooked, my wait time, …

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Daily Dumbass April 23, 2018

Here’s a super lame attempt at being “crafty” to get around the law.  Police in Texas shared a photo of a car they pulled over that didn’t have a license plate – instead the driver had made one out of cardboard with the letters printed in black marker. One officer …

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Daily Dumbass April 20, 2018

Since today is 4/20, the dumbass HAS to be about marijuana.  A woman in Indiana has a pet raccoon and she showed up at a fire station asking them to help her with the critter, who had apparently overdosed on her wacky tobaccy.  The raccoon was very lethargic and the …

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Daily Dumbass April 19, 2018

Here’s one from the “Why The Hell Would You Swallow THAT” Department.  A man in China had two surgeries to remove a lighter from his stomach.  He told doctors he had ‘accidentally’ swallowed the lighter 20 years ago and had forgotten all about it until he started having severe stomach …

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Daily Dumbass April 18, 2018

Another example of technology bringing out the dumbass in some people.  A guy named Xavier in Florida was involved in a car crash and he told police he could prove it wasn’t his fault since he had a dashboard camera.  Somehow he forgot the camera also had footage of him …

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Daily Dumbass April 17, 2018

When you apply for a job, it’s best to stick to places you might actually have a chance of getting hired. A woman named Kristina applied for a job at the Department of Corrections in New Hampshire.  As soon as her name was run through the system, they discovered Kristina …

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Daily Dumbass April 16, 2018

Someone in New York apparently failed their animal identification courses in Kindergarten. This person called 911 to report they had seen a loose tiger in Harlem.  Nearby residents were put on alert and police showed up – only to discover the “tiger” was a raccoon.  Now I can understand confusing …

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Daily Dumbass April 13, 2018

Talk about being ungrateful. A woman named Beverly was staying in a hotel in Alabama and was given a ham as a gift from her family. She didn’t want it, so she set it on fire and put it in a trash can. There was a can of butane fuel …

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Daily Dumbass April 12, 2018

City officials of a town in Iowa look just plain stupid.  There’s an animal food plant near Sibley, Iowa, and the city got mad at a resident named Josh for telling reporters the town smelled like ‘rancid dog food’. So they threatened to sue Josh, who then had to seek …

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Daily Dumbass April 11, 2018

Sure, people get drunk on vaca, but today’s dumbass hit a new low – or should I say a new high?  A tourist in Italy had too many drinks while exploring the town of Cervinia and decided to head back to his hotel. Instead, he ended up climbing the side …

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