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Daily Dumbass Feb. 22, 3019

A bizarre stalking story for today’s dumbass – from right here in Missouri.  A 34-year-old guy named Timothy in Troy, Missouri, became obsessed with his local DMV. It started with him ordering them pizza, then he started driving through the parking lot constantly, following the employees on social media, repeatedly …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 21, 2019

An episode of “Florida Trailer Wars” for today’s dumbass.  A dude named Craig in Bithlo, Florida, got into a fight with his neighbor.  So he tossed a Molotov cocktail at his neighbor’s trailer….just as the winds shifted, sending embers on to his own trailer – which burned to the ground.  …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 20, 2019

Well, this idiot in New Jersey made it easy on the cops.  A 28-year-old named Nicholas broke into a house in the middle of the night to rob it.  The people who lived there woke up and called the cops and Nicholas bolted.  He had ordered a Lyft to use …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 19, 2019

An epidemic is sweeping America and it is absolutely terrifying.  Last month, a guy was busted when a doorbell camera caught him LICKING a doorbell in California for hours.  Now it’s happening in Florida…a family in Lake Worth got video footage from their camera of a guy licking their doorbell …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 18, 2019

Every family has occasional arguments, but today’s dumbass hit a new low.  A 32-year-old named Jeremy in Atlanta got drunk and started a heated argument with his mother over a box of Cheez-Its. He got so aggressive that the mom and her other son called the police.  Jeremy got so …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 15, 2019

A morning of running errands ended up with a trip to the clink in North Carolina.  A 56-year-old named Stanley went with his girlfriend Tuesday morning to her tax appointment.  As she was filling out her taxes, Stanley wandered out, went across the street and ROBBED a Wells Fargo bank. …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 14, 2019

An epic dumbass for Valentine’s Day.  A 31-year-old guy named Matthew in Pennsylvania got married recently and got stupid drunk at his wedding reception and did the following things: 1. Hit on an underage waitress  2.  Followed said waitress into the bathroom, groped her and exposed himself  3. Tried to …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 13, 2019

A man in Virginia was “in the mood” recently, but was super inappropriate about sharing.  A 41-year-old named Antonio felt like watching some porn last week, but instead of doing it in private, he projected it on his garage door for the whole neighborhood to watch.  Someone called the cops …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 12, 2019

Here’s a story that could be straight off of Jerry Springer.  A man in Kenya named Mwata, was with his mistress the other night and was so drunk he POOPED in her bed.  When she woke up the next morning and found the poop, she attacked him and he ran …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 11, 2019

Two words to describe today’s dumbass: Lucky and stupid.  A woman in Canada won $38,000 on a lottery scratcher…but she bought it with a stolen credit card – which police figured out while investigating the theft.  So when she went to the lottery office to cash the ticket, she was …

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