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Daily Dumbass Dec. 7, 2017

Here’s an easy way to get yourself a DWI while trying to get some after bars food.  A man in Australia went to a McDonald’s drive thru early Saturday morning and got super mad when he couldn’t get McNuggets on the breakfast menu.  So he drove through the drive thru …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 6, 2017

An example of “Go Big Or Go Home”, but not in a good way.  A 20-year-old man named Julio tried to steal an entire TRAIN from a rail yard in Phoenix.  Apparently he was just one pedal away from actually moving the train when workers found him and called police…..oh …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 5, 2017

Some cops in Pennsylvania really need to work on their drug identification skills.  A couple in Buffalo Township are now suing the police after they were left handcuffed for hours after officers mistook their hibiscus plants for marijuana plants.  The officers had showed up at the couple’s home armed with …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 4, 2017

A police chase in Florida that didn’t end well.  A man named Aric was being chased on marijuana charges…so he called 911 and told the dispatcher to connect him with his “close friend” Donald Trump.  Aric claims he “made a deal” with the President and he was sure Trump would …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 1, 2017

A classic, but pathetic, attempt at stealing a car in California.  A man named Israel in Costa Mesa stole a Ferrari from a service center.  He might have gotten away with it, but police were called about a Ferrari driving erratically and the driver then asking strangers for gas money.  …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 30, 2017

If you missed Shags and Trevor making fun of today’s dumbass, now you have a second chance. A 19-year-old man named Terrion decided to rob a hot dog stand at gunpoint in Chicago recently.  After the employees handed over cash, Terrion accidentally shot himself in the penis while tucking the …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 29, 2017

If you’re planning on breaking into a house, you should have a pretty solid plan on how to easily get in and out.  Today’s would-be thief didn’t accomplish that.  A man in England had to be helped out of a window by police after he got stuck trying to break …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 28, 2017

There’s a difference between being locked in and choosing not to be let out.  A 38-year-old Wisconsin man got locked in the beer cooler of a Kwik Trip overnight.  Before you feel sorry for him: The store was still open and all he had to do was knock on the …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 27, 2017

We all like to rock out when we’re driving from time to time, but today’s dumbass took it a little to far. Police in New Zealand saw a car driving erratically and the driver’s hands off the wheel.  They pulled him over and he admitted to playing air bagpipes, which …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 22, 2017

Sometimes law enforcement has to go above and beyond to keep people safe.  For example in Maine, they actually had to warn residents to NOT eat spoiled, trash-picked turkeys. A grocery store there had to get rid of some turkeys that had thawed out due to a mechanical failure. Someone …

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