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Daily Dumbass Feb. 13, 2018

A 29-year-old man in Arkansas legally changed his name to Shelby Mustang GT 500.  No idea why, but there you go.  Just to add some irony to the bizarre name change – he was pulled over and police discovered Mr. Mustang didn’t have a license, or insurance, and wasn’t wearing …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 12, 2018

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is the definition of insanity…today’s dumbass didn’t get that memo.  For some reason a 66-year-old woman named Marilyn thinks she cans sneak onto airline flights without a ticket – and has now been arrested for the 10th time trying …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 9, 2018

Another creative but ineffective excuse for drunk driving for today’s dumbass. Police in California found a man passed out in his Tesla on a bridge. The guy’s excuse?  It’s the Tesla’s fault…it was set on autopilot and had just stopped on a bridge. And how that caused him to pass …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 8, 2018

A grocery store clerk tried to pull a fast one on the Florida Lottery – and it backfired, spectacularly.  A customer went to Crystelle’s counter with a winning $6,000 lottery ticket.  Crystelle gave him back 5 bucks that she took out of her purse, and kept the winning 6 grand …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 7, 2018

Another day, another attempt to ruin another alcoholic beverage.  A bar in Australia is now offering the “black margarita”.  It’s made with charcoal powder, which gives it a black color and is garnished with a feral pig eye inside an ice cube.  Customers are told to drink it before the …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 6, 2018

An inmate at a federal prison in Texas doesn’t seem to understand that when you’re in the clink, you can’t leave til your sentence is over. He escaped from prison grounds and wasn’t caught until he tried to sneak back in along with a duffel bag full of goodies.  The …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 5, 2018

This sounds like the intro to a bad joke…..a dude named Willie walks into a Waffle House in Georgia.  Willie asked for BBQ sauce and when employees told him he couldn’t get any because, well – Waffle House doesn’t have BBQ sauce, Willie went completely aggro and screamed obscenities and …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 2, 2018

Here’s an example of what NOT to do when you get pulled over for drunk driving.  A 27-year-old man in Maine named Brian decided to punch himself in the face three times to avoid a sobriety test. Sooo…that didn’t work.  He still got arrested for DWI along with getting treated …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 1, 2018

Another driving disaster due to relying too heavily on technology.  A group of women were in a borrowed Jeep and were using the Waze GPS app to get to their destination in Vermont.  They did everything the app told them to, including driving off a boat ramp and into Lake …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 31, 2018

If you’re a cop doing something illegal, you probably shouldn’t call the cops for help.  Two officers in Toronto ate marijuana edibles near a police station and started to hallucinate and freak out.  One of the officers ended up in a tree and the other one called police for help.  …

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