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Daily Dumbass May 4, 2017

I guess you could call this “dressing the part”. A man named Harrison in Connecticut was pulled over for erratic driving and driving an unregistered vehicle with no insurance.  Turns out Harrison was drunk and high on drugs and the best part? He was wearing a T-Shirt that said ‘Hold …

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Daily Dumbass May 3, 2017

South Dakota has some pretty ridiculous laws when it comes to animals.  For some reason a dude named Jerry took his pet python snakes to a park for an “educational meet and greet” with the public. An animal control officer told Jerry he needed to have his pets on a …

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Daily Dumbass May 2, 2017

We’ve all heard about dining and dashing…but what about dining and swimming? An aspiring rapper in Austalia who goes by the name 2Pec (and no, you can’t make this stuff up) ran up a $620 bill at a seafood restaurant on the coast. To avoid paying, he ran into the …

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Daily Dumbass May 1, 2017

There’s an art dealer in Austria who has a very different take on yard art.  His neighbors found his six-foot penis statue in the yard offensive, so they complained to the mayor. The mayor asked the art dealer to cover it up…so he did – with a six-foot orange condom …

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Daily Dumbass April 21, 2017

The stupid things some people will do for their pets.  A cat owner in Kansas called firefighters to help her get her cat out of a tree.  When they arrived, they discovered the woman had since climbed up and she was also stuck – so they had to rescue her …

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Daily Dumbass April 20, 2017

Would you pay money to clean up poop? A zoo in China hopes you are that stupid.  They are charging people $145 to experience 3 hours of being a polar bear keeper.  They get to feed the bears but the majority of their time is spent cleaning up their poop. …

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Daily Dumbass April 19, 2017

Here’s a new summer beer you probably want to avoid sampling.  A Danish brewery is putting out a new beer this summer called “Pisner”, which was made out of 500,000 liters of recycled urine that was collected at a music festival.  But WHY??!!  Is there anything wrong with non-urine beer? …

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Daily Dumbass April 18, 2017

Since it’s Tax Day, I thought I’d give you the lamest tax evader around for your dumbass.  A comedian named Brandon Scott Wolf has launched a website in order to increase his Twitter followers to 100,000 people. His plan is to convince the government that his Twitter account is a …

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Daily Dumbass April 17, 2017

If you have an exotic animal – especially one that scares the crap out of most people – you probably shouldn’t take it with you on vaca. Someone recently stayed at a Marriott in Massachusetts and left their five-foot pet python snake behind in a dresser drawer.  The cleaning staff …

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Daily Dumbass April 14, 2017

If you plan on robbing a bank, learn from the mistakes of today’s dumbass.  He robbed a credit union in Pennsylvania and was caught on tape getting on his bicycle for his getaway with money spilling out of his pockets as he pedaled off.  Doesn’t this sound like a funny …

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