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Daily Dumbass Dec. 9, 2016

I bet today’s dumbass has a meaner wife than you do.  A man in South East Asia married a 10-foot cobra because he says it bears a ‘striking resemblance’ to his girlfriend who died 5 years ago.  The man believes the snake is his girlfriend reincarnated, so he takes it …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 8, 2016

A grinch-like ex-girlfriend has more than earned her dumbass stripes.  A man named Alan in Pennsylvania was outside his house with his family setting up a Christmas light display. His whacked out ex-girlfriend Jo tried to run them all over in her car with the music blaring while yelling “Merry …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 7, 2016

A police officer in New Mexico has been cited for an extreme case of TMI.  William was a cop and he liked to order pizza delivery…not a problem, except that he also enjoyed answering the door buck nekked.  The female pizza delivery person filed a report and William claimed he …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 6, 2016

Patience is a virtue…and it can also prevent you from being a colossal dumbass.  A woman was on a plane that landed at the Houston airport and she really didn’t feel like waiting to get off the plane.  So she opened the emergency exit and jumped out.  She survived the …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 5, 2016

I’m not sure who to give today’s dumbass award to: The cops or the guy who got busted. A man named Daniel got pulled over for following another car too closely in Ohio. There just happened to be a drug sniffing dog on hand and they discovered that Daniel had …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 2, 2016

A plus-size prostitute in Beaver, Ohio….yes, Beaver – I can’t make this stuff up….got busted for solicitation.  Her name is Crystal and police saw her online ad where she says she charges $160 an hour.   Undercover cops were able to knock her rate down to $60 and a plate …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 1, 2016

So when do you know you’re too attached to your smart phone??  Here’s your sign: When you marry it.  A guy named Aaron took his attachment to the next level by marrying his phone at the Little Las Vegas Chapel.  Of course the marriage isn’t legally recognized, but it’s a …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 30, 2016

A lot of people are afraid of the dentist…and today’s dumbass gives us one big reason why.  An Illinois man was just awarded $675K after a tool his dentist misplaced ended up inside his body.  Apparently 2 days after his root canal, he had severe stomach pains, and doctors found …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 29, 2016

Sometimes thieves obsess on stealing one thing…and occasionally, it’s an item you don’t understand.  Take today’s dumbass from Pennsylvania – for some reason he can’t get enough massive bottles of laundry detergent in his diet.  Twice in the last month this guy has been spotted at the grocery store where …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 28, 2016

Sometimes you just can’t resist taking a hot car for a spin…even if it doesn’t belong to you.  A tow truck driver in Texas was hired to tow a souped up Nissan GT-R worth $110,000.  He did not know it was equipped with a GPS system that records the car’s …

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