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Daily Dumbass Nov. 27, 2017

We all like to rock out when we’re driving from time to time, but today’s dumbass took it a little to far. Police in New Zealand saw a car driving erratically and the driver’s hands off the wheel.  They pulled him over and he admitted to playing air bagpipes, which …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 22, 2017

Sometimes law enforcement has to go above and beyond to keep people safe.  For example in Maine, they actually had to warn residents to NOT eat spoiled, trash-picked turkeys. A grocery store there had to get rid of some turkeys that had thawed out due to a mechanical failure. Someone …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 21, 2017

Today’s dumbass is every McDonald’s employee’s worst nightmare.  A man in Ohio pulled a gun on a McDonald’s worker after being denied an egg McMuffin since they weren’t serving the breakfast menu yet.  He also called her vulgar names before taking off.  This is why so many McDonald’s have started …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 20, 2017

A hunter had an epic fail in Michigan. A guy named Roy was spotted by police standing outside a gas station covered in blood.  When they stopped to question him, he got all aggro.  Turns out Roy was covered in deer blood from a hunting kill.  Now if you’re gonna …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 17, 2017

Here’s a great example on how not to steal a car in Georgia.  A man named Keithrick stole a Maserati, but during the getaway, stopped at a movie theater to catch a flick.  A sheriff’s deputy spotted the stolen car (ya know, cause Maseratis tend to stick out), called for …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 16, 2017

Apparently it’s damn near impossible to get around a DWI in Florida.  A woman in Polk County named Donna was caught riding a horse down a highway.  Police stopped her, gave her a breathalyzer, and charged her with DWI and animal neglect.  You might think “How can you charge her …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 15, 2017

I understand that people sneak in snacks and drinks to the movies, but a man in Germany stooped to a new level.  He took in a bottle of beer, but didn’t think to bring a bottle opener – so, he used a can of pepper spray to open it instead.  …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 13, 2017

Today’s dumbass duo literally don’t make any kind of sense.  Two men went into a Massachusetts deli brandishing large hunting-style knives to rob it.  What did they demand??  Just one, single dollar….then they ran out.  What?  Go big or go home.  It’s not worth spending years in prison just to …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 10, 2017

Neighborhood shenanigans in Nebraska bring us today’s dumbass.  A 45-year-old man named Douglas has been sentenced to 4 years in jail for sending prostitutes to strip on his neighbor’s front porch 75 different times over the past three years.  While the hookers stripped, Douglas would watch the show from his …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 9, 2017

Maybe law enforcement is not the career for him.  A 22-year-old named Christopher – a police cadet in Florida whose dad is a lieutenant – took his Dad’s police car to pull over his ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend.  Christopher has been fired from the police force and is facing …

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