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Daily Dumbass April 7, 2017

Consider this a ‘fashion faux pas’ when you’re out drinking.  Police in Pennsylvania pulled over a man named Elwood for erratic driving and couldn’t help noticing Elwood’s “Drunk Lives Matter” T-Shirt.  And his blood alcohol content was two and a half times the legal limit.  I swear, I can’t make …

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Daily Dumbass April 6, 2017

Today’s dumbass involves a super lame lawsuit.  A 15-year-old boy in Spain took his own mother to court after she took away his cell phone in order to make him study.  The judge immediately threw out the case saying the mother was ‘well within her rights’ to take the phone …

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Daily Dumbass April 5, 2017

Maybe this guy steals cars for a living because he’s too stupid to tell the difference between “E” and “F”.  A man named Troy in South Dakota called 911 for help after he ran out of gas.  When the officer arrived, Troy pushed him out of the squad car, then …

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Daily Dumbass April 4, 2017

Ah yes – yet another example of how dumbasses and social media do not mix. Two intern doctors have been fired and face a court order after they posted a photo on Twitter with a foot they had just amputated. One of the interns also posted a photo of a …

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Daily Dumbass April 3, 2017

I’m always amazed at the type of crap people try to sell on eBay and today’s example is no exception.  A dude named Shaun put a listing on eBay for a ziploc bag of air he claims is from Adele’s Australian show.  He’s even written on the baggie: Legit bag …

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Daily Dumbass March 31, 2017

New Jersey ‘justice’ at its finest.  A snowplow driver in the city of Manalapan, New Jersey was caught on video clearing roads while downing a ton of mailboxes in the process – he took down anywhere between 50 and 75 mailboxes.  Now the city is offering to pay for SOME …

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Daily Dumbass March 30, 2017

Breaking and entering should not include breaking a bone…but today’s dumbass is an over-achiever.  A man named Leoul in Virginia was trying to rob an apartment and somehow broke his leg in the process.  Leoul crawled away from the scene and left his tracks in the snow – then called …

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Daily Dumbass March 29, 2017

The stupid things a guy will do to impress a girl….take Exhibit A:  An 18-year-old in Australia named Lee was flirting with a British tourist named Sophie and he told her “backpacks were more likely to get eaten by crocodiles than Australians.”  To prove it, Lee jumped into a river …

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Daily Dumbass March 28, 2017

Yet another example of how being on drugs and technology just don’t mix.  A man named John in England accidentally texted his prosecutor asking to trade marijuana for heroin.  He was even smart enough to send her a photo of weed in a bag on a scale.  The prosecutor played …

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Daily Dumbass March 27, 2017

Just when you think you’ve heard every bizarre flight announcement possible, how bout this one?  “There’s a snake loose on the plane.”  A previous passenger on a flight to Alaska notified the airline that he ‘may have left his snake on the plane’. Passengers found the snake sleeping under a bag …

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