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Daily Dumbass Aug. 9, 2017

A BBQ turned tragic in Albuquerque recently.  A restaurant owner named Daniel was smoking a pit full of brisket for a catering job.  Somehow, someway, someone stole the entire 1700 pound BBQ pit full of brisket.  This dumbass is one dedicated carnivore.  Daniel says he saved up for 6 years …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 8, 2017

For the last time, a repeat of this public service announcement: The U.S. Treasury has NEVER printed a million dollar bill. A man walked into a bank in Sioux City, Iowa and tried to deposit a $1 million bill.  The police were called and when they asked him if he …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 7, 2017

Here’s a great example on how to make a threesome even more complicated.  Two women in Germany suffered broken bones during a threesome with a man.  No, it wasn’t rough sex, but apparently, a lack of planning and coordination.  The women got into a fight about their positions in the …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 4, 2017

Need another reason not to have a snake for a pet? Here’s one for you.  Firefighters in Ohio were called to a woman’s house and found her lying in the driveway with a 5 foot boa constrictor wrapped around her neck that was biting her face. They ended up decapitating …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 3, 2017

We’ve all probably had trouble remembering where we parked at some point, but today’s dumbass took it to a new level.  A 19-year-old named Gavin went to a Metallica concert in Toronto recently, then couldn’t find his car after the show. He called police for help – still couldn’t find …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 2, 2017

Two things apparently not well known in Lawrence, Kansas: Dressing appropriately and learning your lesson.  A 34 year old man in Lawrence was arrested for walking downtown totally nekked.  Police took him into custody and gave him a $500 fine.  After he was released, he went right back to walking …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 1, 2017

From the “I Hope He Had Good Insurance” File.  A man in Britain picked up his brand new Ferrari 430 Scuderia, worth about $260,000, but apparently didn’t know how to drive it.  He wrecked it one hour later when he went airborne and it burst into flames.  Luckily he got …

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Daily Dumbass July 31, 2017

It’s the last dumbass of the month – and of COURSE, he hails from Florida. A 64-year-old man named Jorje did not like the AT&T trucks parked in front of his house, who were there to repair phone lines. For some reason those AT&T trucks bothered him so much that …

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Daily Dumbass July 21, 2017

Now C’MON man – you gotta know when NOT to use your company phone!  Ole Miss’ head football coach, Hugh Freeze, has resigned after reports that he used his school-issued phone to call an escort service.  Really Hugh??  I’m not judging you if you’re lookin’ for a ho, but you …

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Daily Dumbass July 20, 2017

Oh boy, Florida strikes again.  A 32-year-old man named David dialed 911, described himself as a drug dealer, then reported that someone had stolen $50 of cocaine out of his car.  Not kidding.  Sooooo….first of all, he might want to come up with a better job title, especially for the …

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