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Daily Dumbass Oct. 2, 2018

How can someone be a university professor and still be so dumb??  A professor named Steve ‘accidentally’ showed porn to about 500 students during an Introduction to Psychology class at the University of Toronto. How does this keep happening?  Can we all agree to NOT keep porn on any computer …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 1, 2018

Why can’t people act like they have sense on planes any longer?  An unnamed drunk 35-year-old man was recently thrown off an Indigo Airlines flight after he repeatedly tried to go into the cockpit?  The reason? He was looking for a phone charger.  Dude – you can’t use your phone …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 28, 2018

Sleep deprivation is a real problem, especially if you’re a criminal.  A 23-year-old named Zach in Atlanta was spending an evening hard at work – breaking into peoples’ cars and stealing.  Police were called and when they arrived, they found Zach full on asleep in the back of one of …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 27, 2018

Even newbie plane passengers should know better than this.  A man in his late 20’s was on a flight in India, when he tried to open the exit door, thinking it was the bathroom.  He kept tugging on the door and had to be wrestled away from it and then …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 26, 2018

Talk about your dumb reasons to fight.  Two men around the age of 70 – who have been friends for 50 years – were hangin’ out listening to the radio.  They ended up arguing over whether the song they were hearing was done by Bruno Mars.  The man who claimed …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 25, 2018

Today’s dumbass is a great example of doing something stupid that you regret in college.  A student submitted her paper to her professor, but forgot to delete her embarrassing nickname for him in the header: “Professor What’s His Nuts”.  Soooo….that’s awkward.  Might want to go ahead and mark that one …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 24, 2018

Apparently there needs to be a worldwide spellcheck program for huge logo printing.  An airline based in China called Cathay Pacific had to send one its planes “back to the logo shop” after their named was misspelled in huge green letters on the side of the plane. The “f” was …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 21, 2018

Even in Florida, there’s limits to how much nudity people can take.  Upset residents contacted the Martin County Sheriff’s Department to report their neighbor – who just loves to strut around nekked to do his gardening.  “Hey Frank, is that your neighbor growing squash or zuchini?”, “Nope, he just has …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 20, 2018

You ever go to the grocery store and just wanna rub produce on ya ass??  No?  Me neither.  But apparently today’s dumbass can’t control himself.  A 27-year-old man named Michael went to a grocery store in New Jersey and was caught with his pants and drawers around his ankles, rubbing …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 19, 2018

The flip side of Uber for your daily dumbass.  A man named Surya booked an Uber to pick him up at the airport.  He got inside the vehicle to find the driver completely wasted, “drunk and drowsy”. Surya ended up moving the driver from behind the wheel and driving himself …

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