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Daily Dumbass Nov. 28, 2018

With almost 31 million people flying somewhere for Thanksgiving last week, there was bound to be some snafus.  But today’s dumbass reacted in the worst way possible.  A guy in Pakistan got so mad about his flight being delayed by bad weather, that he set his luggage on fire right …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 27, 2018

Drugs are dumb, people. Bradley from Raleigh may have proved this point when he tried to get away with selling sugar disguised as methamphetamine… Bradley attempted to pass off the powdered sugar as meth and had the sugar “wrapped up in plastic, tied shut to resemble shake and bake/powder methamphetamine.” He is …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 26, 2018

Is there anything more interesting than a Florida trailer park? How about one full of seniors and drama? A Florida woman started a food fight with her man-friend early in the morning, throwing leftover Chinese food at him while he laid in bed. When cops arrived at the home, the Chinese …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 21, 2018

There’s nothing worse than a rich hypocrite. A fellow artist named Ron just bought an original Banksy painting for over $700k- and plans to paint it white (obviously not a Rolling Stones fan). Apparently this guy has some issues with people taking street art for their own and wants to …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 20, 2018

Today’s Daily Dumbass goes to a guy who went to a strip-club and ended up being the only one naked. He claims he left the strip club with one of the dancers to go grab a bite an all-night diner. While in the parking lot he met a couple of …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 17, 2018

What’s better than doing something super stupid?  Doing it twice!  A 26-year-old woman in Tennessee fell through the ceiling of a BBQ restaurant.  She was able to pull herself up back into the ceiling, but then after police got here – she fell through AGAIN.  Officers then noticed that she …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 16, 2018

It’s hard to make so many crappy choices all at once, but today’s dumbass managed with flying colors.  A 28-year-old guy named Keith in Mississippi crashed his truck into a courthouse.  He says he did it on purpose, because it was the best way to get the cops’ attention so …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 15, 2018

Creativity can be a good thing, except when it’s used for a super lame excuse for driving drunk.  A 57-year-old man named Christopher in New Jersey rear-ended another car last Sunday. When cops got there, they gave him a sobriety test and Christopher admitted that he was drunk in the …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 14, 2018

All hail Florida, who never disappoints when it comes to dumbasses.  A 42-year-old woman named Kimberly went into a Red Lobster in St. Pete while she was super drunk and started bothering other customers. The manager asked her to leave, so she stopped at the tank in the lobby and …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 13, 2018

Hygiene is NOT today’s dumbass’ strong suit.  A woman in the UK named Frankie has super long hair – 6 feet long, in fact.  The problem is that she stopped washing her hair when she was 13 because she “hated it”.  She is now 32!  She has not washed her …

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