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Daily Dumbass Feb. 8, 2019

This is an awkward story outta Texas that proves one woman is in dire need of some sex therapy.  Police in Austin got a call about a woman named Dovie who was sitting at an outdoor public patio table….pleasuring herself.  They went and arrested her, and then she kept going …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 7, 2019

This is why you have to be super careful about dating apps.  A guy and girl in Michigan met up recently to have sex after meeting on a dating app.  They did the nasty in her van, then the guy stole the money out of her purse and took off …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 6, 2019

Police officers can be a resource for help when needed….unless you’re a car thief.  A 32-year-old named Justin in South Carolina was driving last week when his car died, so he went looking for help.  Two cops were nearby, so Justin asked them if they’d give him a jump start.  …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 5, 2019

Today’s dumbass has multiple levels of wrongness, so stay with me.  A 28-year-old guy named Joshua in Arizona was busted last week for sending a photo of his junk to a 16-year-old girl he was tutoring. But wait…there’s more: Cops were able to confirm the photo was Joshua because he …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 4, 2019

How could someone make yesterday’s big game even worse?? Today’s dumbass did by running a huge scam.  A so-called “businessman” in Atlanta named Ketan sold fake tickets to the New England/L.A. match up and scammed almost a MILLION dollars from people.  As if that’s not bed enough, he personally knew …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 1, 2019

We can’t start a new month without another Florida specimen for our Daily Dumbass.  A 56-year-old guy named Peter stole what he thought was his roommate’s pain killers….but after he took them, he discovered they were actually laxatives.  And yes, Peter found that out the nasty way.  The roommate had …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 31, 2019

I know in the Midwest right now, your goal is to get to where you’re going ASAP…because it’s FREEZING cold. But…um….don’t do this.  The Illinois State Police pulled over a woman in Champaign a few nights ago.  She was doing 115 miles per hour….in a 35 mile per hour zone…with …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 30, 2019

I guess once e-scooters started popping up in cities all over the country (like the Bird Scooters here in CoMo), it was only a matter of time before someone would use one to commit a crime.  A 19-year-old named Luca robbed a bank in Austin, and when he got the …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 29, 2019

A pervert in Delaware couldn’t just be creepy – he also had to deal drugs.  Police went to a guy named Lewis’ house to arrest him after he was caught on camera pleasuring himself in a Target dressing room with the door open. (This was the 2nd time Lewis had …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 28, 2019

Avoiding your parents shouldn’t be this hard.  There’s a 23-year-old college student in France and last week, his parents were flying there to visit him.  For whatever reason, he REALLY didn’t want them to come, so he called in a bomb threat to the airline.  The flight was diverted and …

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