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Daily Dumbass May 31, 2019

Have you ever bought a car and then really regretted it? Check out today’s dumbass.  Someone in Bakersfield, California, bought an Oscar Meyer Wienermobile several years ago to use as their regular, everyday car.  Now the guy is selling it for $7,000.  He says it has 110,000 miles on it, …

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Daily Dumbass May 30, 2019

Another “whacky Canadian” entry for the dumbass file.  A guy in Canada got fired from his job because he was noisily pleasuring himself in the office bathroom…and even after his manager sat him down and told him to stop, he kept doing it.  Then this moron sued his employer for …

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Daily Dumbass May 29, 2019

Sometimes people are dumbasses because they get mad at the wrong things.  A guy named Nate in Massachusetts came home and noticed that every room was cleaned and organized and his house smelled like cleaning products.  The thought is that a cleaning crew had the wrong address and since Nate …

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Daily Dumbass May 28, 2019

You think you’ve had a bad day? Wait til you hear this.  A guy named Cameron in Washington accidentally shot himself in the junk…and somehow, things got worse from there. Since he’s a felon and not allowed to own a gun, he stopped at a park to give his gun …

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Daily Dumbass May 24, 2019

Today’s dumbass might qualify for the “Worst Dad of the Year Award”.  A 40-year-old grown ass man named Brian in Oregon staged a break-in at his house and beat himself up so it looked like they had been robbed…so he could steal $700 of his daughter’s girl scout cookie money.  …

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Daily Dumbass May 22, 2019

No shocker here: Today’s dumbass hails from Florida.  A 51-year-old woman there named Rachel was arrested for violating her probation.  The officers didn’t find anything on her during a pat down, but when they took her to jail, guards found Rachel’s stash of drugs in her CLEAVAGE.  When asked about …

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Daily Dumbass May 21, 2019

Another blatant misunderstanding of how 911 works.  A woman named Zelda in New York called 911 with a problem: She was trying to kill her 76-year-old boyfriend but nothing was working, so she needed advice on how to get the job done. She was drunk and had already hit him …

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Daily Dumbass May 20, 2019

Today’s dumbass story is just flat out awkward.  A couple in Canada recently broke up, and the guy sued his ex to get back his vibrating love toy.  His ex tried to claim she should keep it because it’s meant for women, not men, but the court sided with him …

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Daily Dumbass May 17, 2019

Listen for the deep irony with today’s dumbass.  A 27-year-old named Jessie was wanted in British Columbia, Canada on three outstanding warrants. A “Most Wanted” website featured Jessie to ask for help in finding him…and Jessie himself – it what can only be called a “brilliant move”, sent a Facebook …

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Daily Dumbass May 16, 2019

You know how lame it is when someone tries to prove they’re not racist by saying they have black friends? Well, today’s dumbass is SO much worse. A 78-year-old named John in Utah is a school bus driver and he’s been accused of racism three times in the last two …

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