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Daily Dumbass Oct. 6, 2017

Here’s a story about a guy you never want to get on a plane with.  A 28-year-old man named Chaoyi was caught trying to smuggle three albino hognose snakes into Canada by hiding them inside his socks. Talk about your ankle biters…and just to repeat: Snakes On A Plane was …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 5, 2017

If this poor bastard didn’t have bad luck, he’d have no luck at all.  A man in Japan tried to steal a car recently.  Turns out, the car was an undercover police vehicle and when he opened the door to steal it – the thief found 2 officers sitting inside. …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 4, 2017

We’ve all had to go number 2 in bad circumstances before, but today’s dumbass shows us what NOT to do.  A tourist at Oktoberfest in Germany was spotted squatting next to a garbage bin to do his business, and then seen wiping himself with euro bank notes before putting the …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 3, 2017

I try to keep the dumbasses to funny stories, but every now and then a serious one comes along that gets me fired up and I have to add the person in question to the dumbass list.  That would be Hayley Geftman-Gold, who up until yesterday was a corporate attorney …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 2, 2017

Here’s proof that some grandmas will do ANYTHING for their grandkid – even if it’s incredibly stupid and illegal.  A granny in West Virginia was visiting her grandson in jail when guards noticed her giving him a lot of straws.  When they examined them, they discovered various drugs, including heroin, …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 29, 2017

I’m sure Coca-Cola loves this free advertising.  A man in Henderson, Kentucky, robbed a Rally’s fast food restaurant dressed up as a Coca-Cola bottle.  He was armed and got away with a whoppin’ 500 bucks before fleeing in a mini-van.  Now what is the deal with this??  Do stores not …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 28, 2017

How badly can two people screw up a car theft??  Two teenagers in Illinois might have succeeded.  They stole the car, but didn’t know how to drive it and ended up in a pond.  They managed to get out of the car, but were soaking wet – so they went …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 27, 2017

This could be the strangest political platform of all time.  A name named Pat is using a clown costume and a silent persona as he runs for a seat on the Boston City Council.  During a recent interview, Pat used props and posters to answer questions instead of talking. Now, …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 26, 2017

You can let anyone in the world know where you are on social media, which might be helpful at times UNLESS you’re a wanted criminal.  A guy named Chris was wanted by Dallas police on suspicion of murder and aggravated robbery, which put him on Texas’ 10 Most Wanted fugitives …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 25, 2017

There’s a reason “Fun With Snakes” is not a game you play at parties.  A man named Victor was throwing his child a birthday party in their back yard.  A rattlesnake slithered into the yard so Victor decided to catch it and cook it on the grill. When he picked …

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