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Daily Dumbass July 31, 2018

The need for Wi-Fi has gotten way out of control.  In Palo Alto, California, a 17-year-old broke into an older couple’s home in the middle of the night to rob them.  During the process, he woke them up to ask for their Wi-Fi password.  The victims were able to chase …

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Daily Dumbass July 30, 2018

There’s a new Facebook page that’s getting a lot of attention and to me – it sounds like someone’s idea of a sick joke.  The page is called “Nirvana Reunion with Chad Kroeger of Nickelback on Vocals” and has a caption that says “The campaign begins here.” The comments section …

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Daily Dumbass July 27, 2018

This guy must’ve been hangry when he got released from the hospital. Todd from Mesa, AZ got released from the hospital with a hankering for a sandwich. Apparently Todd was not impressed with the hospital cafeteria menu and decided to go grab a bite- borrowing an ambulance that was idling …

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Daily Dumbass July 26, 2018

If you have the tendency to faint when you’re under stress, you probably shouldn’t rob banks.  But that’s what happened with a thief in Beavercreek, Ohio.  He fainted after walking up to the counter in a bank.  The teller called 911 to ask for medics and while the ambulance was …

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Daily Dumbass July 25th, 2018

Sometimes people take advertising way too literally.  One of the marketing slogans of Planet Fitness is that it’s a “judgment free zone”. So a 34-year-old man named Eric in Massachusetts took that as an invitation to do naked yoga right in the middle of the gym.  Eric was arrested and …

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Daily Dumbass July 24, 2018

People will say just about any damn thing to get out of a ticket.  The California Highway Patrol stopped a car going 99 in a 65 mile-per-hour zone.  The driver told the officer that 99 must be the current temperature and NOT how fast he was going.  Nice try Sparky, …

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Daily Dumbass July 23, 2018

I don’t know who came up with this marketing idea, but they should seriously have their ass kicked. There’s a new kind of massage being offered in select markets: A snake massage.  Apparently it’s a full body massage given with the help of a 6-foot boa constrictor.  The pressure of …

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Daily Dumbass July 19, 2018

I know people who get addicted to getting more tattoos, but today’s dumbass has gone coo coo for Cocoa Puffs.  A 32-year-old Russian dude named Adam has tattoos on about 90 percent of his body.  He went to Mexico to have his genitals and nipples removed surgically because according to …

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July 18, 2018

If you’re using something for illegal activities, you might want to be careful when you go to return it.  A Target store in Georgia agreed to take back a printer from a dissatisfied customer. Then the clerk noticed some work the customer forgot to remove from the machine: Counterfeit bills.

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