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Daily Dumbass Feb. 2, 2018

Here’s an example of what NOT to do when you get pulled over for drunk driving.  A 27-year-old man in Maine named Brian decided to punch himself in the face three times to avoid a sobriety test. Sooo…that didn’t work.  He still got arrested for DWI along with getting treated …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 1, 2018

Another driving disaster due to relying too heavily on technology.  A group of women were in a borrowed Jeep and were using the Waze GPS app to get to their destination in Vermont.  They did everything the app told them to, including driving off a boat ramp and into Lake …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 31, 2018

If you’re a cop doing something illegal, you probably shouldn’t call the cops for help.  Two officers in Toronto ate marijuana edibles near a police station and started to hallucinate and freak out.  One of the officers ended up in a tree and the other one called police for help.  …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 30, 2018

Ever been in a prank war with someone?  Well, today’s dumbass wanted to get back at his brother for a fart prank he had pulled 10 years ago, so he put a pot of vegetable oil on the stove, cranked the burner up to high, and ran out before it …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 29, 2018

Today’s dumbass is a pizza delivery guy in London who pretty much sucks at his job.  He left his delivery bike unattended with hot pizzas on the back, so of course two women passing by stopped and nabbed a few slices.  These ladies happened to be drunk and looking for …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 26, 2018

Californians will sometimes do anything to be able to drive in the carpool lane…take today’s dumbass for example.  Police pulled over a man named Jon in San Fran recently because he was a single person driving in the carpool lane.  Jon had a Chucky doll with him and he tried …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 25, 2018

You know how you clean out your house and you have  “keep”, “throw away” and “donate” piles? Today’s dumbass should have put this one in the “keep” pile.  Someone in Vancouver, Canada, donated an urn with the cremated remains of a person inside to Goodwill.  They’re hoping the donation was …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 24, 2018

Check out this story about a super lame carjackin’ attempt.  A woman and her grown daughter were leaving a 7-11 in Virginia when two men, one armed, approached them and demanded their car. These chicks weren’t giving in easily so the mom hit one of the men with her purse …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 23, 2018

Today’s drunk driving dumbass has hit a new low.  A 28-year-old man named Douglas pulled up at a drive through window of a bank in Florida and then passed out.  It took a while, but the bank manager kept knocking on his window until he woke up – and then …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 22, 2018

A permit driver in China, well – let’s just say he still has a lot to learn.  He was pulled over after officers saw him violating several traffic laws and the driver gave them his permit.  Then he snatched the permit from one of the cops and shoved it into …

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