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Daily Dumbass April 5, 2018

When will “The Earth Is Flat Theorists” learn??  A 61-year-old man named “Mad” Mike launched himself into the sky in a self-made rocket. Why? He says he did it to prove that the earth is flat.  He ended up pulling two parachutes and landing in the California desert, managing to …

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Daily Dumbass April 4, 2018

The lack of transportation didn’t stop today’s dumbass from bad decisions.  A guy named Derrick in Indiana wanted to rob a bank, but didn’t have a ride.  So he called a cab to get to and from the bank and even paid the driver with some of the stolen cash.  …

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Daily Dumbass April 3, 2018

Talk about your April Fool.  A man in Sacramento decided to rob an animal shelter by breaking a window.  What was he trying to steal? A large gumball machine.  He ended up breaking thee glass surrounding the gumball department while trying to stuff it back out the window.  So he …

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Daily Dumbass April 2, 2018

Today’s dumbass doesn’t help the image of bad women drivers.  A woman in Florida was in her car with her husband and daughter when she realized she forgot something inside their apartment.  So she went back to their place, jumped out of the car to go inside, but forgot to …

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Daily Dumbass March 30, 2018

Sometimes the stress of being a teenager and trying to get your driver’s license is just too much.  At the beginning of her driving test, a 17-year-old in Minnesota was instructed to put the car in reverse and pull out of the parking lot.  She was really nervous, and instead …

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Daily Dumbass March 29, 2018

People have discovered a new way to get high, and it’s completely stupid.  Smoking bug spray has become popular, especially in Indiana. Basically, you spray bug spray on your pot or tobacco before smoking it.  Of course this is highly toxic and can cause symptoms such as being unable to …

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Daily Dumbass March 28, 2018

For men…this is a nightmare scenario for Spring Break.  A man in Spain was on vaca and got his testicles stuck in a plastic chair and had to be freed by firefighters. He realized he was in trouble when he tried to stand up and the chair came with him. …

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Daily Dumbass March 27, 2018

Hey kids…drugs are bad, mmm-kay? Here’s one reason why.  A New York woman named Lizabeth was super hungry and wanted a sandwich.  She drove up to the security booth of a prison in Long Island and tried to order a sandwich from the guard, as if it was a drive …

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Daily Dumbass March 26, 2018

This is just plain embarrassing.  Three female 20-year-old American exchange students in Italy started a fire after trying to cook pasta.  How’d it happen?  They had put the dry pasta in a pan and turned on the burner.  They told responding firefighters they weren’t aware that water was required to …

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Daily Dumbass March 23, 2018

Today’s dumbass just couldn’t wait to get the party started.  A 32-year-old bride named Amber was on the way to her own wedding, but had apparently gotten wasted before leaving and then caused a 3 car accident.  Police arrived, discovered Amber was drunk and arrested her.  No word on whether …

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