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Daily Dumbass Jan. 12, 2018

A 23-year-old named Michael recently lost his mind, but I can’t understand why.  He attacked and beat up an ATM machine because he felt it “gave him too much cash”.  He ended up needing the extra money since he caused $5,000 worth of damage.  So, Michael – if your boss …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 11, 2018

What do you do when you need to make a beer run, but don’t have a car? Well, today’s dumbass – a 22-year-old named Zachary in Sacramento- made the worst choice possible for a solution. He stole a POLICE car to drive to a convenience store to buy a 40-ounce …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 10, 2018

Oh boy – here we go again.  Another crazy 911 caller who’s mad about their food order.  A man named Nelson ordered clams at a seafood restaurant in Florida and was disappointed with the size of the clams, so he complained.  The restaurant gave him another order of clams for …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 9, 2018

Here’s a story about a hunter who’s doin’ it ALL wrong.  TSA agents at the Las Vegas airport found a dead cougar inside a passenger’s luggage. Turns out the hunter had legit tags for the big cat and had hunted and killed it in Utah.  He ended up FedExing the …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 8, 2018

There is such a thing as making someone’s job TOO easy.  A drug dealer in Denmark climbed into the back of what he thought was a cab, but it was actually a police car.  Officers were “happy to see him” since they were looking for him anyway and he had …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 5, 2018

It might be time for today’s dumbass to change jobs.  A barber in Madison, Wisconsin, was cutting a guy’s hair when he knicked his ear with the clippers then ran the clippers down the middle of his head – giving him a reverse mohawk.  Basically, this poor guy ended up …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 3, 2018

On occasion, you might find yourself coming out of a grocery store and forgetting where you parked.  But today’s dumbass should make you feel really good about yourself.  Back when he was 56-years-old, a man in Germany reported his Volkswagon Passat as missing.  Now, 20 years later – it turns …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 2, 2018

A guy named Zach had made a resolution:  I will NOT be late for work in 2018.  Good idea overall, but Zach isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.  Police saw him speeding, tried to pull him over, but Zach wouldn’t stop because that would’ve made him late.  Instead, he …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 29, 2017

Here’s an example of when you want revenge, but end up making everything worse.  A 37-year-old man named Joe in Idaho was mad about a court ruling made against him…so in his infinite wisdom, Joe tried to crash his car INTO the courthouse.  He ended up stuck in the fountain …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 28, 2017

The saddest part about today’s dumbass?  This isn’t the first story of the year involving someone pooping in peoples’ yards.  Now police in Orchard Park, New York are looking for the nasty person who has done their business on the front lawns of multiple people’s houses.  First of all, what …

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