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Daily Dumbass Sept. 9, 2016

A sad attempt at burglary in Cali.  A pair of 17-year-olds went to a construction site and stole copper wires and other items.  Police got there and found the pair passed out in their SUV with the car full of marijuana smoke with the stolen goods in the back. They …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 8, 2016

A half pound of pot is not something to take lightly.  Someone mailed a large package of marijuana to the wrong address in Minnesota.  The resident (Dudley Do Wright), immediately called the cops.  Of course police are asking the owner or intended recipient of the wacky tobacky to step forward. …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 7, 2016

This may not help sell the property, but it definitely made one open house way more interesting.  A real estate agent in Montana brought his young kids with him to do an open house, and the kiddos found a couple naked on one of the bedroom floors “doin’ the dirty”. …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 6, 2016

A 33 year old man in New York has taken codependency to a whole new level.  His name is Danesh and he REALLY didn’t want his girlfriend to go on vacation without hin, so he called 911 and told authorities that his girlfriend was “carrying a bomb and/or drugs” on …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 2, 2016

Some dude in England is tired of going to a nursery for his bushes, so he’s just straight up stealing em’ from people’s yards.  Two couples have had bushes stolen from their yards recently and a police investigation is ongoing as they search for the “Bush Burglar”…now, we all like …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 1, 2016

Talk about not caring who you inconvenience.  A Chinese couple chartered a helicopter to pick them up in the middle of a busy road to take them to a wedding.  Locals say the couple are both from very wealthy and influential families, so they were able to get permission from …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 31, 2016

Trying to hide from the cops? Don’t be like today’s dumbass.  A man in Seattle got into a fight with his wife and was wanted for domestic abuse…so he climbed onto the roof of an apartment, crawled across some power lines (genius decision), and made his way into a nearby …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 30, 2016

If you plan on going to Switzerland and you might want a pet while you’re there, you need to be aware of some of their STUPID laws.  It’s illegal to own just one goldfish because the Swiss government thinks it’s cruel to separate them from a group – same goes …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 25, 2016

You know, technology has made prank calling almost obsolete – but one dumbass in Florida hasn’t figured that out yet.  A 49-year-old man named Randy was arrested on multiple counts of making obscene and harassing phone calls. His favorite prank was to call pizza places and order bogus pies…and it …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 24, 2017

A man tried to impress his date and ended up showing her what a spectacular dumbass he is.  For some reason he thought she’d be wowed if he jumped from the rooftop of one building to the next in Pittsburgh – but instead, he fell through a narrow gap.  He …

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