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Daily Dumbass Jan. 4, 2017

How does this keep happening? I’m talking about criminals who butt dial 911 while discussing their illegal activities.  This time it was in Kentucky. Two would-be burglars were sitting in front of a restaurant and butt dialed the police while talking over plans to rob the restaurant.  And get this …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 3, 2017

A puzzling entry from the “Why Would You Steal THAT” file for the first daily dumbass of the year. Twin brothers Lenny and Kenny went into a grocery story in New Jersey, dumped 30 six-packs of soap into a large bag and bolted for an exit.   Employees chased after …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 29, 2016

What is it about a giant mouse that makes people lose they damn mind??  A Chuck E. Cheese in Massachusetts is the latest to host a brawl between adult guests and the police.  Apparently, this particular Chuck E. location did not serve booze, so the adults brought their own – …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 28, 2016

An epic fail in the art of movie going for today’s dumbass.  An Oregon man named Justin decided to hit a late showing of Star Wars Rogue One after having several drinks. He passed out around 20 minutes into the movie, then woke up around 1AM to discover he was …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 17, 2016

There’s several winter sports that take place on ice – but golf should NOT be one of them.  A video clip has surfaced online that shows a golfer take a swing while on ice.  He completely misses the ball, and his swing cracks the ice between his feet, leading him …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 22, 2016

Here’s a perfect example of someone trying to ruin Christmas and why we can’t have nice things. Police in New Hampshire were called about a home invasion.  Someone had broken in and stolen a family’s Christmas gifts and ornaments.  In perfect Grinch fashion, they found the thief hiding on a …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 21, 2016

You may have already heard this mind blowing story last week, but I couldn’t ignore the fact that it qualifies for the daily dumbass.  An engaged woman has put her wedding on hold after finding out her fiance is also her brother.  Her father was an absentee dad and her …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 20, 2016

There’s a 51-year-old dude named David in New York who apparently does not know he’s a grown ass man.  David was pulled over last week for speeding when he was spotted going 95 miles per hour.  The cops found out that David not only doesn’t have a valid license, but …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 19, 2016

Talk about your lame excuses.  A man in China was seen on a grocery store’s security video stuffing a package of sausages down his pants.  The security guard asked him to hand over the items he had stolen and the thief said: “I wasn’t stealing – I was just testing …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 16, 2016

Today’s dumbass leaves me with so many questions.  A man went into a pet store in Miami wearing a trash bag with a bucket on his head, then stole some pigeons before taking off.  First of all, why would you have to steal pigeons?  The last I heard, there were …

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