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Daily Dumbass Nov. 6, 2017

Deer season has brought out the stupid in Iowa.  The Department of Transportation keeps getting a lot of questions from drivers who think deer crossing signs are placed to tell the animals where they should cross.  The Iowa DOT even had to post on Facebook to clarify that deer CANNOT …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 3, 2017

Talk about getting the crap scared out of you while on the job.  A housekeeper at a hotel in North Carolina went to pull the sheets off a bed and discovered a 5 foot boa constrictor.  After she was calmed down (probably requiring heady medication), the snake was reunited with …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 2, 2017

Police don’t play around in Canada when it comes to screaming…in fact, it’s illegal to scream in Quebec.  Some cops saw a man screaming in his car, so they pulled him over – turns out, he was singing “Everybody Dance Now” by C+C Music Factory.  Police still took that as …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 1, 2017

We’re going all the way to Germany for the first dumbass of November.  Today’s award goes to a 31-year-old man who is now facing tons of charges after he left his apartment faucets running non-stop for at least a year, which caused “massive damage” to the building.  Oh, and he …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 31, 2017

Remember that time you stole a car and wanted to make sure the cops could find you?  Today’s dumbass does. A man in Springfield, Missouri, stole a Toyota from a hospital. Police later found the car abandoned…it was missing several valuable items, but luckily the thief left behind his wallet …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 30, 2017

Just because Jesus is on the cover, doesn’t mean it’s not suspicious.  Prison officials in Massachusetts found and confiscated strips of drugs inside a prayer card that was sent to an inmate. See, that was meant to offer him a prayer of comfort, not a 12 hour high in the …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 27, 2017

An example of when your private life becomes a public embarrassment.  A 54-year-old man named John got pulled over in Enid, Oklahoma and police found him wearing only a thong and covered in Vaseline.  John did not have a valid license, but did have a porn magazine on the passenger …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 26, 2017

Today’s dumbass award goes to someone or some people from right here in Mid-Missouri.  Two different storage units in Fulton belonging to two local charities were broken into.  One unit belonged to Toys For Tots and the other one was for MissouriPayItForward.  The thieves stole 12 huge boxes of toys …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 25, 2017

Um…today’s dumbass apparently has some issues.  A woman named Mary in St. Augustine, Florida, walked into a stranger’s house – completely buck nekked – and was found eating a can of pineapple.  When police asked Mary why she had broken in, she explained it: The door was open for me …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 24, 2017

Today’s dumbass REALLY hates spiders. A man in Tuscon found some spider webs underneath his mobile home, so to get rid of them, he did the only logical thing possible:  Got out a propane torch and went to town.  Of course that set his house on fire and the fire …

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