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Daily Dumbass Sept. 9, 2018

Remember when you were a kid and you loved looking at the Guinness Book of World Records so you could see the shortest and tallest people, the person with the most tattoos and longest fingernails?  Well nowadays, it’s full of ‘records’ that don’t make any sense.  For example, a man …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 7, 2018

Talk about having a wild night.  A guy named Andrew broke into an IGA in Kentucky, wearing nuthin’ but a pair of boots. He then emptied all the store’s fire extinguishers, then wrote the word ‘sorry’ using Nyquil on the floor.  He didn’t stop there – he topped off his …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 6, 2018

When you’re a dumbass and a crook – do yourself a favor and delete your social media accounts pronto.  A guy named Juan robbed a woman of all her wordly goods and she saw his face during the holdup.  Then Juan sent her a Facebook friend request!!  She accepted so …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 5, 2018

Talk about the all time lamest “armed” robbery attempt ever – and I’m using “armed” very loosely.  A 49-year-old grown ass man in Tokyo tried to rob a convenience store with nose-hair trimmers.  The clerk just walked off and didn’t give him anything, then police were called and they arrested …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 4, 2018

Someone should’ve told this guy where not to stick his finger. A guy named Joseph from Florida (no surprise here) got drunk and passed out on the floor. When his girlfriend came home and tried to wake him up, he got belligerent and started throwing things. But his tantrum didn’t …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 31, 2018

Breakfast food being used as a weapon- for shame! Today’s Daily Dumbass landed in jail after throwing a flaky morning treat at his ex-girlfriend. The 45-year old man in Tennessee saw his ex with her new boyfriend and became enraged, punching the hood of their car and yelling death threats. …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 30, 2018

This dumbass is the lowest of the low- stealing money from homeless veterans. You might remember this story from last Thanksgiving- a homeless veteran named Johnny gave his last $20 to a girl who ran out of gas on the highway. Kate, from New Jersey was so grateful that she …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 29, 2018

This guy had it all and lost it just as fast. Pro-gamer Douglas “FaZe  Censor” makes MILLIONS playing video games professionally (because apparently that’s a thing). He was so determine to win a “Call of Duty” championship that he dumped his girlfriend to focus on the game. Weird, right? But …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 28, 2018

Another confusing candidate for the “Why would you steal THAT” file.  A 69-year-old man in California was pulled over for a traffic stop and officers found quite the stolen stash.  It seems this dude had gone to a nearby farm and had illegally picked 800 pounds of  lemons.  WHY??  Even …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 27, 2018

Things were lookin’ up for Frank when he was released from jail.  But, when he realized he didn’t have a ride home, he walked straight up to a woman in the prison parking lot and tried to carjack her.  That didn’t work out for him because her car had a …

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