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Daily Dumbass Feb. 21, 2017

If you’re still considering smoking meth as a new hobby, you might want to listen to this story first.  A man in Utah was convinced he was being followed, so he called the cops to meet him at a gas station.  Officers arrived, didn’t see anyone following the man – …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 20, 2017

Another head scratcher of a shop lifting story.  A man in Illinois was caught on camera in a pet store grabbing an 18-inch boa constrictor, shoving it down his pants, then walking out with the pilfered serpent. The store posted the video footage on Facebook, and the man was identified …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 17, 2017

Remember when we used to get “do-overs” when we were kids? Apparently there’s a thief in California who thinks he still can.  A man in Riverside stole a van from a mortuary…discovered it had a dead body inside….so he brought it back and stole a different van from the same …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 16, 2017

In theaters now: Fifty Shades Darker…but not everyone attending was raised right.   Apparently some of the Fifty Shades movie goers are leaving behind cucumbers in the theater.  Now what’s wrong with these people? I’m more than positive they’re not using them to make salads during the show, so that’s …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 15, 2017

We’ve all made poor choices before, but today’s dumbass is an over achiever.  A man showed up to the police department in Manchester, England to interview for a computer systems job.  The problem? He was at least 9 sheets to the wind.  So instead of getting a job, he ended …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 14, 2017

Looking for a way to waste your money? Here’s an option.  There’s a woman named Viktoria in Russia you can hire to be your professional bed warmer. For $81 a night or $1,680 a month, she’ll come to your house and lay in your bed for an hour to ensure …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 13, 2017

Get set to hear details about one of the most embarrassing DWIs EVER.  A 51-year-old man named Daniel in Pittsburgh is charged with drunk driving and fighting with officers.  Police found Daniel passing in and out of consciousness behind the wheel in the middle of an intersection – all while …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 9, 2017

Talk about your reckless driving…and while adding to a nasty stereotype.  A 21-year-old woman named Anastasia in New Hampshire was pulled over on the Interstate going 91 miles per hour during a huge snowstorm.  Since the highway was completely snow and slush covered, the officer asked her why she was …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 8, 2017

Sure, there’s plenty of ways to get some exercise, but today’s dumbass really needs to find an alternative.  A female officer in Redmond, Washington, spotted a man jogging on the Microsoft corporate campus at night in the freezing cold – and he was only wearing tennis shoes.  His reasoning?  He …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 7, 2017

Talk about your embarrassing “I want to crawl in a hole and die” moment.  A woman in Germany called police after hearing a strange “drilling sound” from inside her home.  Officers arrived, figured out the sound was coming from the bathroom, and found the woman’s sex toy in the tub …

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