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Daily Dumbass March 7, 2018

Another example of how porn can “accidentally” be played in public.  A man and his young sons went to a Burger King in Michigan and were in the dining area when porn started playing on the restaurant’s TV.  The man asked employees to please turn it off, but they just …

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Daily Dumbass March 6, 2018

Here’s one more way you can’t travel if you’ve been drinking booze.  The California Highway Patrol spotted a guy named Luis riding his horse ON THE HIGHWAY.  They stopped him and turns out Luis’ blood alcohol level was over twice the legal limit and he was charged with a DUI.  …

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Daily Dumbass March 5, 2018

Today’s dumbass involves several bad choices during a stealing spree in Connecticut.  A 21-year-old named Derrick stole a cop car from a parking garage, then used the officer’s credit cards that were in the car at Wal-Mart and Taco Bell.  Sooooo….if you need to steal a car, a police car …

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Daily Dumbass March 2, 2018

In case you haven’t heard, KFC restaurants in the UK have been going through a chicken shortage and customers are losing their minds.  This includes clogging up the 911 system to complain about it.  A man called the emergency number earlier this week to express his unhappiness about KFC being …

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Daily Dumbass March 1, 2018

No surprise here: Today’s dumbass hails from Florida. A 61-year-old man named Ivan was doing some target practice shooting INSIDE his home.  Also, he lives in an apartment and the bullets went through his wall into his neighbor’s apartment.  Ivan has been arrested.   Hard to believe that in 61 years, …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 28, 2018

Today’s dumbass must have really sucked at Hide N’ Seek when he was a kid.  A 25-year-old named Thomas was in an interrogation room at Omaha Police Headquarters when he decided he needed to hide the bag of crack in his pocket.  So he stood up on his chair and …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 27, 2018

A really sorry attempt at pest control for today’s dumbass.  A man in Michigan was having a skunk infestation in his house, so he lit a smoke bomb to get them out.  The bomb sparked a fire and his house was soon a complete loss.  After the fire was put …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 26, 2018

A lawyer in Germany must have really done something to piss somebody off.  So far an unknown prankster has sent pizza over 100 times to this lawyer’s house – pizza the lawyer didn’t order and that wasn’t paid for.  Is there such a thing as a pizza stalker? Because apparently …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 23, 2018

You just gotta love Canadians.  A group of people there rented a house for vacation and then called authorities because they all got sick. Police thought maybe the rental was giving them carbon monoxide poisoning, but air tests turned out negative.  Then the vacationers revealed that they had all eaten …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 22, 2018

You’ve heard of people who lose their mind after getting divorced – but today’s dumbass takes the cake.  A 41-year-old woman named Adrienne did not get the house in her divorce so she decided to burn it down so her ex couldn’t live in it either.  She not only destroyed …

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