Daily Dumbass

Here’s a tip: If you’re planning to rob a bank and then blow the money on strippers, wait until the strip club is open.

A woman in Rochelle, Georgia was arrested after she called police to help “get her money back” after she was unhappy with the crack she bought.

Police in England are on the look out for a man wearing just a diaper, who goes up to women late at night and asks: “Are there any baby changing facilities around here?”

Even stupid people need to eat. Charles Haney of Fort Worth, TX, rode his bicycle to the Taco Bell window and demanded they give him all their money.

A guy in Florida bought a $400,000 Lamborghini, but never got it home. He crashed the car only hours after taking delivery, and has been charged with drunk driving.

A woman in Orem, Utah, e-mailed naked pictures of herself to a man she met online.

Police in Maryland were able to unwrap the mystery of who robbed a gas station by following the trail left behind by the thieves.

Emergency workers helped a 39-year-old New Hampshire man out of a difficult situation recently.

Police in New Jersey received three late night 9-1-1 calls from the same number and the only thing they heard on the other end was breathing.

Amanda Bailey was arrested in Riverview, Florida, and charged with a DUI and driving with a revoked license.