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Daily Dumbass May 15, 2019

The most challenging job in America has to be a police officer in Florida…cause this is what they’re dealing with.  Cops in Largo got a call from a Burger King about a woman named Jeymie who was fighting the workers and refusing to leave.  When they got Jeymie to jail …

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Daily Dumbass May 14, 2019

Sooo….a creeper in Jersey earns his pervy dumbass stripes today.  A 33-year-old named Darell went to the library and started talking to a woman and he eventually gave her his business card.  And then, he decided to try to peak her interest even more by exposing his junk to her.  …

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Daily Dumbass May 13, 2019

Back to Florida for a lesson in common sense with the Daily Dumbass.  There’s a risk that people who went to a strip club last month to eat may have been exposed to Hepatitis A…from an infected FOOD worker, not the strippers. Now the Florida Department of Health is asking …

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Daily Dumbass May 10, 2019

To quote the Doors: “People Are Strange”. There’s a 27-year-old guy in Oklahoma City named Alfred who was recently caught red-handed throwing a concrete block through the window of a police car. What’s even more bizarre – this isn’t the first time he’s been caught doing this.  Alfred has been …

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Daily Dumbass May 9, 2019

All hail the great state of Florida for giving us entertainment and an endless source of dumbasses.  A 68-year-old man named Gary got drunk on Saturday and was driving his lawn mower down the street.  His joy ride stopped when…he crashed into the back of a POLICE car. Gary’s excuse …

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Daily Dumbass May 8, 2019

If you’re trying to pull a fast one, the CIA might not be the people to mess with.  A 58-year-old woman named Jennifer went to CIA headquarters in Virginia 3 days in a row claiming someone there was trying to recruit her….but that didn’t seem to be true.  Finally on …

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Daily Dumbass May 7, 2019

Yet another story about a creepy couple having sex in public…this time it happened in Key West when a drunk couple had sex on the sidewalk right in front of police headquarters.  Well, someone told the police they were having sex outside and yep – they went out and found …

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Daily Dumbass May 6, 2019

Here’s one from the “Why Would You Steal THAT Department”.  Three thieves broke into a medical center in Pennsylvania and stole about $450,000 worth of colonoscopy equipment.  Police are confused about the theft, and the sergeant said “This isn’t something at pawn shop might accept.” I mean, is there a …

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Daily Dumbass May 3, 2019

These Daily Dumbasses don’t give a truck about throwing down. Two real secure dudes started arguing about with truck was better- Chevy or Ford that led to a fight and three people getting shot. Authorities say a 56-year-old man, his girlfriend, her son, and her son’s girlfriend were having dinner at …

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Daily Dumbass May 2, 2019

Some dumbasses you feel sorry for. And some you just wonder how they’ve made it this far. Cops in Michigan were called about several cars stopping on the road and when they arrived it was obvious why- money was blowing across the roadway. Officers closed off the road while people …

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