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Daily Dumbass Sept. 22, 2017

You may have heard about today’s dumbass on The Morning Shag, but she deserves further ridicule.  There’s a woman in Colorado Springs who keeps pooping in a family’s yard while she’s out jogging. The home owner spotted her squatting in their yard a few months ago, confronted her, she apologized, …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 21, 2017

If there’s a “Running From The Cops 101” course being taught, today’s dumbass needs to sign up for it.  A dude named Jose in Massachusetts drove over the foot of a police officer and was runnin’ from the poe poe.  While he was fleeing, Jose stopped into a cell phone …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 20, 2017

A 39-year-old man named Sam in Pennsylvania REALLY needs some friends.  Twice in the same day, he broke into a two different women’s houses and brought a case of beer, then refused to leave their home when they arrived – saying he doesn’t want to drink alone. See Sam…there’s these …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 19, 2017

Today’s dumbass is a super awkward story, so I’ll just lay it on you.  Firefighters in Germany were called to help a man who had “a very sensitive body part”, i.e., his penis, stuck in the center hole of a dumbbell weight.  It took them about 3 hours to free …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 18, 2017

When you’re on a stealing spree, you gotta remember to take what you need the most.  A 33-year-old guy named Sean robbed an Indiana gas station and made off with food, drinks and cigarettes.  What he didn’t steal was gas, and cops found him stranded on the side of the …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 15, 2017

Well, at least he’s honest.  A man named David in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, called 911 and told them he’s a drug dealer.  Then he went on to report a robbery, saying someone broke into his car and stole a quarter ounce of cocaine.  The deputy that went to David’s …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 14, 2017

Should he, or shouldn’t he? Today’s dumbass hails from Missouri and has a bad case of “I’m not sure”.  A 31-year-old man named Justin of Bowling Green MO went into a gas station with a knife and demanded the register money.  Before he could get any, Justin said “never mind” …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 13, 2017

When you’re in Vegas and your drunk friends dare you to try a stunt, you should probably say “Hell Naw” 100% of the time.  A British guy named Aaron decided to swim across the Colorado River at Hoover Dam after his stag party buddies bet him he couldn’t.  He actually …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 12, 2017

A man in New Zealand proves – yet again – that drunk people just don’t make wise decisions.  He woke up with a wicked hangover, found his car missing and reported it stolen.  He had gotten SO wasted the night before, that he forgot about selling his car for $575 …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 11, 2017

By law, you can’t buy beer after 2AM in California.  That didn’t stop a guy from trying to buy beer at a 7-Eleven after the deadline.  When the clerk refused to sell to him, he went aggro and knocked over a display. The clerk chased him out of the door …

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