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Daily Dumbass March 24, 2017

A guy walked into a McDonald’s in Britain…and ordered a cheeseburger with no onion, no ketchup, no mustard, no pickles, no bun and no meat.  The result?  He was served a slice of cheese in a cardboard box.  He then took a photo of his order and tweeted about how …

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Daily Dumbass March 23, 2017

We don’t have to go too far for today’s dumbass:  This story is from Sullivan, Missouri.  A man wearing a black hooded coat, gloves and ski mask went into a convenience store with a dolly hand cart and tried to remove the store’s ATM.  The employees confronted him and he …

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Daily Dumbass March 22, 2017

When stealing a vehicle and running from the cops, you’ve got to keep speed potential in mind.  Today’s dumbass is a man named Tyler in Oregon who decided to steal a street sweeper, then led police on a ten-mile chase.  Yes, he was eventually stopped and arrested but the good …

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Daily Dumbass March 21, 2017

You can only stuff so many things down your pants before people are going to catch on.  A man tried to get on a flight at JFK airport with 10 pounds of cocaine in his pants taped to his body.  The biggest problem is that he didn’t buy bigger pants, …

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Daily Dumbass March 20, 2017

For anyone looking for fun while drunk…please, please refrain from sticking things up your butt.  For example:  A drunk man in China put two fish up his, then had to go get surgery to remove them after they swam up his intestines…he is still in intensive care.  When a man …

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Daily Dumbass March 17, 2017

Here’s another “Nice Try” excuse for the Daily Dumbass.  Workers arrived at a closed sandwich shop in California the other morning and could hear calls for help from inside the store.  They discovered a nekked man who had apparently fallen from the roof and had spent the night trapped inside …

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Daily Dumbass March 16, 2017

The struggle of needing to make money vs. gettin’ your drink on is REAL.  A 52 year old woman named Judith was hired to substitute teach a high school class in South Carolina.  Judith took her classy boxed wine with her in her purse and got so drunk, she couldn’t …

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Daily Dumbass March 15, 2017

That time when you thought you were being hilarious…but you were the only one.  A couple named Micah and Natalie in Ohio were bored, so they decided to take photos of Natalie in the bathtub covered in ketchup and posted them on Facebook along with an apology letter from Micah …

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Daily Dumbass March 14, 2017

Here’s another one to put under the “more money than sense” category.  There’s a resort in Los Cabos, Mexico, that sells a taco that costs $25,000! What could possibly make this taco so expensive??  It’s stuffed with Kobe beer, caviar, lobster, truffle-infused brie and pieces of gold leaf.  Then the …

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Daily Dumbass March 13, 2017

A bizarre armed robbery in New Zealand brings us today’s dumbass.  A man wearing a shark costume robbed a gas station…he was armed with a knife and a hammer…and all he stole during the heist was a bunch of candy.  So…there’s a few things wrong with this.  First of all, …

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