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Daily Dumbass Jan. 19, 2018

Here’s an entry from the “Why Would You Steal THAT” File.  Police in Massachusetts arrested a man who stole several manhole covers and put traffic cones in their place.  So far there is no answer to the question “WHY??”, but clearly – only an A-Hole would steal a Manhole. On …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 18, 2018

Today’s dumbass is a drunk driver who just could not fly under the radar.  A 48-year-old named Robert passed out in his SUV with the car still running and blocking the exit of New York City’s Holland Tunnel.  This caused chaos and a HUGE traffic backup…when police got there, they …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 17, 2018

If you see a spider in your house, your instinct may be to panic – BUT, there’s some definite options that should be on the “no no” list.  A man in California saw a spider in his bedroom, so he grabbed a torch lighter and set it on fire.  But …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 16, 2018

That time you heard something go bump in the night and it scared you? Hopefully you didn’t react like today’s dumbass.  Police in Bangor, Maine responded to a 911 call from a hysterical woman who heard noises in her basement.  It turned out to be a roll of duct tape …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 15, 2018

An extreme example of how far one dumbass will go to get more wine.  A man in Russia stole an armored personnel carrier and then rammed it into a store so he could climb through the hole and steal one bottle of wine.  Witnesses described the man as being drunk …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 12, 2018

A 23-year-old named Michael recently lost his mind, but I can’t understand why.  He attacked and beat up an ATM machine because he felt it “gave him too much cash”.  He ended up needing the extra money since he caused $5,000 worth of damage.  So, Michael – if your boss …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 11, 2018

What do you do when you need to make a beer run, but don’t have a car? Well, today’s dumbass – a 22-year-old named Zachary in Sacramento- made the worst choice possible for a solution. He stole a POLICE car to drive to a convenience store to buy a 40-ounce …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 10, 2018

Oh boy – here we go again.  Another crazy 911 caller who’s mad about their food order.  A man named Nelson ordered clams at a seafood restaurant in Florida and was disappointed with the size of the clams, so he complained.  The restaurant gave him another order of clams for …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 9, 2018

Here’s a story about a hunter who’s doin’ it ALL wrong.  TSA agents at the Las Vegas airport found a dead cougar inside a passenger’s luggage. Turns out the hunter had legit tags for the big cat and had hunted and killed it in Utah.  He ended up FedExing the …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 8, 2018

There is such a thing as making someone’s job TOO easy.  A drug dealer in Denmark climbed into the back of what he thought was a cab, but it was actually a police car.  Officers were “happy to see him” since they were looking for him anyway and he had …

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