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Daily Dumbass May 21, 2018

A woman in Ohio was too wrapped up in bad 80’s music to notice she was getting robbed.  She was blasting Devo’s song “Whip It” so loud that she didn’t hear two thieves sneak into her house to steal her TV while her door was unlocked.  So as wrong as …

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Daily Dumbass May 18, 2018

A man in Illinois really wanted it his way, but you can’t always get what you want.  Manuel tried to go to Burger King at 2AM, but it had closed at midnight. He was angry, drunk and violent so the employees called the cops.  When police arrived, Manuel decided to …

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Daily Dumbass May 17, 2018

If you’re going to scam people over the phone, you gotta pay attention to who you call.  A police officer in Ohio got a call from a man who claimed to be from Publisher’s Clearing House and wanted to inform him he’d won $950,000 and a new Mercedes. The scammer …

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Daily Dumbass May 16, 2018

That surreal moment when you need someone to do for you, what you do for everyone else.  A DUI lawyer named John in Vegas got arrested for – you guessed it – driving under the influence. John is not only a well-known DUI attorney, but he also worked with the …

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Daily Dumbass May 15, 2018

Here’s a sure fire way to NEVER get your cable turned on.  A woman in New Jersey got angry at a cable TV technician, so she turned off the worker’s truck while he was in the lift and left him stuck in the air for hours.  She was charged with …

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Daily Dumbass May 14, 2018

Have you ever been so excited to eat at a fast food or chain restaurant that you just stripped off all your clothes to celebrate??  Yeah, me neither.  Today’s dumbass however, has made a habit of it.  A 38-year-old named Jeremy in North Carolina, has been arrested after he flashed …

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Daily Dumbass May 11, 2018

A grown ass 57-year-old woman in Florida named Jennifer has GOT to get a new hobby.  She called 9-1-1 twice the other day, claiming to have a medical emergency.  Turns out that “emergency” was thirst and she wanted police to get her some beer.  She was drunk when officers arrived …

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Daily Dumbass May 10, 2018

An example of how you can fail a urine test before you even take it.  A woman named Angelique had to take a pee test for a potential employer.  Obviously she was using someone else’s urine because she stopped at a 7-Eleven by the testing clinic and put a plastic …

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Daily Dumbass May 9, 2018

You know business is bad when you resort to using a jockstrap.  A Blockbuster in Alaska has put the jockstrap Russell Crowe wore in the movie Cinderella Man on display in their store in hopes of bringing in customers.  The store manager says he doesn’t know if the jockstrap was …

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Daily Dumbass May 8, 2018

The Mystery Pooper of New Jersey has been identified and you will NOT believe who it is.  Someone had been doing their business on the football field of Holmdel High School.  Turns out the culprit is a 42-year-old man named Thomas who is the superintendent of the neighboring school district.  …

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