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Daily Dumbass Jan. 25, 2019

More crackhead shenanigans – this time from New Hampshire for your Friday.  Cops saw a man driving while smoking crack…and it turns out, he was simultaneously receiving sexual favors from a woman in the passenger seat.  When they tried to pull him over, his lady friend jumped out of the …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 24, 2019

This might be the most pitiful attempt at a car jacking that I’ve ever heard.  A guy in Pittsburgh pulled a gun on a man who was parked in his grandma’s driveway last week, made him get out of the car and he tried to steal it.  He failed – …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 23, 2019

Thanks again to Florida for giving us an epic dumbass duo that somehow involves a can of Pringles. A hooker in the Sunshine State agreed to perform a sex act on a guy in exchange for 5 bucks and a can of Pringles.  After it was over, the “john” wanted …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 22, 2019

You ever have a friend that was in a toxic relationship and you didn’t know what to do to stop it? This is one of those stories.  A woman in Russia was in court last week for stabbing her boyfriend 13 times during a drunken argument.  His name is Shakur …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 21, 2019

A Missouri meth head earns his dumbass stripes today.  Police in Anderson, MO, raided the house of a 65-year-old man named James and they were looking for meth.  The officers found meth, illegal guns, a stolen ATV and get this: A dead bald eagle in his freezer!!!  James wouldn’t say …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 18, 2019

Today’s dumbass should have her picture in the dictionary next to the definition of “Bridezilla”.  A bride is planning on making her bridesmaids wear colored contacts on her wedding day….so their eyes don’t clash with the dresses.  Apparently, she has picked a yellow-green color for the dresses and is worried …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 17, 2019

Today’s dumbass shows us how NOT to pull off a kidnapping.  A woman ran into a karate studio recently in North Carolina after a guy named August tried to kidnap her at a strip mall.  She got away and he followed her into the karate studio, where the studio’s owner …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 16, 2019

Florida comes through again with a weirdo for the dumbass files.  A 37-year-old guy named Melvin was arrested for cocaine trafficking and on the way to jail, he ATE part of the backseat of the cop car.  So in addition to the felony drug charge, now he’s also charged with …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 15, 2019

Thanks to KCMQ’s After Dark’s Beazl for sending me today’s dumbass.  A woman in Wichita Falls, Texas, has been banned from Wal-Mart after she rode a motorized shopping cart around the parking lot while drinking wine out of a Pringles can.  Even better: She classed it up on the scooter …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 14, 2019

A story about a New Year’s resolution gone wrong for your Daily Dumbass.  A 24-year-old named Dejuane in Virginia sped through a construction zone and cops tried to pull him over.  But Dejuane took off…and led them on a high-speed chase through three counties, going up to 130-miles-per-hour. Police finally …

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