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Daily Dumbass May 24, 2017

In case you were wondering: Bearded dragons and alcohol don’t mix.  A woman named Amy in Massachusetts was arrested after she knocked over 6 mailboxes while driving.  Police found out Amy was drunk AND that she had a bearded dragon lizard in her bra while driving. Um, OK.  Just why?? …

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Daily Dumbass May 23, 2017

Yet another example of when it’s inappropriate to call 911.  A 27-year-old man in Florida named Kevin called 911 to ask for help looking for his wife, who he claims is Taylor Swift.  Kevin also wanted authorities to give him a ride to a mental health facility so he could …

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Daily Dumbass May 22, 2017

A prime example of poor decision-making fueled by alcohol. A 45-year-old man named Robert in Ohio crashed his car into a food market while going about 40 miles per hour….oh, and he was nekked from the waist down.  His reason? Robert just wanted to ‘get a beer’, so he barricaded …

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Daily Dumbass May 19, 2017

Many people – myself included – are very bummed after this week’s death of Chris Cornell of Soundgarden.  But it doesn’t give you a license to act like an idiot. Police in Australia nabbed a drunk driver whose blood alcohol was twice the legal limit.  His explanation? He said he …

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Daily Dumbass May 18, 2017

A very bizarre breaking and entering story for today’s dumbass.  A man in New Orleans broke into Clara’s Little Lamb Preschool.  The school’s surveillance video shows him helping himself to snacks, then creating a bed from stuffed animals and taking a nap.  I mean, was he just not given enough …

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Daily Dumbass May 17, 2017

There’s a reason the word assume contains the word “ass” in it.  A guy with a minivan in Atlantic City assumed a man named Steven was a valet and gave him the van’s keys at his hotel.  So, Steven stole it and was later stopped and arrested by the police. …

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Daily Dumbass May 16, 2017

Why do some people get really drunk and then take on totally stupid bets? A 50-year-old man in China recently had an operation to remove two plastic pens from his intestines.  The man says he swallowed the pens around 30 years ago while drinking with friends and they dared him …

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Daily Dumbass May 15, 2017

Not all students are smart enough to graduate…or to make basic life decisions.  Two 21 year old male students at the University of Kentucky crawled through an air duct to steal their statistics final.  Unfortunately for them, their professor was still in the classroom working late when they dropped through …

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Daily Dumbass May 12, 2017

Talk about keeping things from your spouse.  A woman named Sandra  in Colombia (the country, not the city) got so mad at her husband that she swallowed $7,000 in cash so he couldn’t find it and  spend it.  The next day she was rushed to the hospital with severe abdominal …

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Daily Dumbass May 11, 2017

New Jersey isn’t known for its up and up business practices, and today’s dumbass doesn’t help the stereotype.  Police there say a 59 year old woman named Lynda who owns a flower shop, was caught on surveillance video stealing flowers and plants off graves in a cemetery – then Linda …

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