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Daily Dumbass Sept. 17, 2018

One thing the internet and social media has done for us: Revealed some peoples’ true stupidity.  For example, an unnamed woman on Facebook posted: “Just was trapped on the escalator for four hours….power went out.”  OK, let’s think about that.  Someone else posted, “you mean elevator?”  She replied, “NO, the …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 17, 2018

Not only did today’s dumbass do a completely stupid thing, but it’s extremely nasty as well.  A man in Pittsburgh who was super drunk tried to resuscitate a dead armadillo on the side of the road.  Um…not sure where to start with this one.  Well, armadillos carry leprosy, so there’s …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 14, 2018

Another epic dumbass from the fine state of Florida.  A man was pulled over and arrested after police searched his car and found marijuana and drug paraphernalia.  In the process, the cops also found a bong that the man had been looking everywhere for and he enthusiastically thanked them for …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 13, 2018

Here’s the story of a nasty low-born woman in California who more than qualifies for the daily dumbass. Last month Ashley Bemis claimed to be married to a firefighter and set up a social media donation page to collect money to buy items needed by firefighters who were battling Cali’s …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 12, 2018

Sometimes the need for a banana takes over any common sense you might have.  A man in Connecticut drove his station wagon through the locked glass doors of a Citgo gas station, took a single banana off the shelf, and calmly ate it before driving away.  That’s all he took…nothing …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 11, 2018

How do you know when being a fan turns into being cray cray?  Well, today’s dumbass qualifies.  A man named Greg is such a overzealous Philadelphia Eagles fan, that he showed up for their season opener 14 hours before kickoff.  The game started around 8PM…Greg got there at 4AM.  Why?  …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 9, 2018

Remember when you were a kid and you loved looking at the Guinness Book of World Records so you could see the shortest and tallest people, the person with the most tattoos and longest fingernails?  Well nowadays, it’s full of ‘records’ that don’t make any sense.  For example, a man …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 7, 2018

Talk about having a wild night.  A guy named Andrew broke into an IGA in Kentucky, wearing nuthin’ but a pair of boots. He then emptied all the store’s fire extinguishers, then wrote the word ‘sorry’ using Nyquil on the floor.  He didn’t stop there – he topped off his …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 6, 2018

When you’re a dumbass and a crook – do yourself a favor and delete your social media accounts pronto.  A guy named Juan robbed a woman of all her wordly goods and she saw his face during the holdup.  Then Juan sent her a Facebook friend request!!  She accepted so …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 5, 2018

Talk about the all time lamest “armed” robbery attempt ever – and I’m using “armed” very loosely.  A 49-year-old grown ass man in Tokyo tried to rob a convenience store with nose-hair trimmers.  The clerk just walked off and didn’t give him anything, then police were called and they arrested …

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