Breaking News
Home / Daily Dumbass (page 3)

Daily Dumbass

  • Daily Dumbass

Daily Dumbass July 17, 2018

Check out this pitiful attempt at a disguise with today’s dumbass.  Police have a video of a burglar breaking into a landscaping supply company with a pair of underwear over his face.  They’re asking for help in tracking down the “Underwear Bandit”.  A mean, seriously – he couldn’t use a …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass July 16

A Wisconsin woman is facing felony drug charges after police said they found a bunch of drugs in her vagina. Desiree was arrested after being pulled over in her Monte Carlo with a convicted drug dealer whose M.O. was to travel with a woman in order to smuggle his drugs. The …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass July 13, 2018

Here’s a head scratcher from Washington State for your Finally Friday dumbass. Authorities responded to an emergency call from a 40-year-old man named Rye who had broken into an escape room to rob it, and then couldn’t, well – escape.  He had badly damaged the escape room trying to get …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass July 12, 2018

Another example of calling the Po Po to help you while you’re doing something illegal.  Two men in Ohio hopped on a moving train for a free ride. About 60 miles later, they called 911 when the train hadn’t slowed down enough for them to jump off.  The police contacted …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass July 11, 2018

A shout out to the great state of Florida for giving us a dumbass trio today.  Three druggies broke into a home in Silver Springs and discovered three jars of cocaine.  Jackpot!  They took them home ad snorted the contents.  After not getting high, they discovered the jars were in …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass July 10, 2018

This guy’s piss poor decisions just keep on comin’.  A 25-year-old named Robert in California was driving drunk and rear-ended a car that was stopped in traffic.  Robert’s car burst into flames so he got out, then turned back to his burning car to light a cigarette – and singed …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass July 9, 2018

Here’s proof that some people have become way too dependent on their GPS.  A semi-truck driver was in North Carolina, trying to drive south on Route 12, but somehow ended up going north. While following his GPS to get back on track, he failed to notice that he was driving …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass July 6, 2018

Back To School will be here before you know it, so don’t be like today’s dumbass duo.  Two men decided a back-to-school event at an office supply store would be the perfect time to do a bunch of shoplifting since the store workers would be too busy helping the influx …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass July 5, 2018

Here’s an example of one of the worst things you could possibly say during a DUI checkpoint.  A woman in Fresno, California, was recently stopped at a checkpoint for being soused.  Ever helpful, she offered up this info to the cops: “My husband’s in the car right behind me, and …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass July 3, 2018

I was the victim of a heinous crime and now that thief is the dumbass.  I had a girls’ weekend at Lake of the Ozarks and we went to a swim-up bar party place.  After about 3 hours we’re ready to leave and I discover that some drunken hooker had …

Read More »