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Daily Dumbass Nov. 12, 2018

This is what happens when you purposely agitate police officers and for an extremely stupid reason.  A 28-year-old named Jacob in Indiana pulled up behind some cops and started honking and waving at them.  They tried to pull him over to see if he needed help, but instead – Jacob …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 9, 2018

Learning her lesson is not today’s dumbass’ strong point.  A 44-year-old woman Named Tina in Utah was busted for embezzling more than $134,000 from her company. Why’d she steal the money?  To pay the restitution she owed from stealing from her previous job. Soooo…sounds like a secondary dumbass award should …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 8, 2018

The dumbass list wouldn’t be near as entertaining without Floridians.  A guy in Florida broke into a zoo park and jumped into their crocodile pit….while he was wearing Crocs. At least one of the three 12-foot crocodiles bit him, and he’s now in the hospital before facing charges or burglary …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 7, 2018

A 19-year-old in Texas named David has a lot to learn about developing his work ethic.  He was sent home from his job at McDonald’s for being late, so he went to a different McDonald’s about 5 miles away and robbed the place. Police caught him the next day and …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 6, 2018

What’s lamer than wearing your Halloween costume after Halloween?  Wearing parts from TWO costumes after Halloween and then committing a crime in them.  A 30-year-old woman named Colleen went to a convenience store in Houston wearing a big, furry, oversized dog head….and a pair of wings.  She got away with …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 5, 2018

Oh boy…a classic case of “do as I say, not as I do.”  An elementary school assistant principle in Louisiana drove to school drunk on the Monday of Alcohol Awareness Week. Cops gave her a breathalyzer in the school parking lot and her blood-alcohol level was almost three times the …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 2, 2018

Sometimes inventions come along that have no place in this world.  Today’s dumbass award goes to a company called Thinx.  That’s because they’ve gone to ridiculous lengths to incorporate pumpkin spice in a new product.  They have a new line of pee-proof underwear that is now available in pumpkin spice.  …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 1, 2018

Did you know you can buy crack on credit?  Yep, but apparently it can just cause more problems.  A 62-year-old man named Kenneth called police in Evansville, Indiana to file a complaint against his crack dealers. Kenneth says the married couple who sell him crack are now threatening him because …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 31, 2018

Virginia isn’t just for lovers – it’s for dumbasses too!  A guy in Virginia named Manuel was recently arrested for stealing from a shoe store…but get this – he stole seven right-foot Nike Air Jordans. No shoes for left feet….so, that’s awkward.  And did I mention what Manuel was wearing …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 30, 2018

If you’re super scared of a certain type of critter, maybe there shouldn’t be any kind of torch around the house.  A man in Fresno was house-sitting for his parents when he saw what he thought was a black widow spider, so he used a blowtorch to kill it and …

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