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Daily Dumbass Aug. 14, 2017

A great example of how NOT to stay on the D.L. when you’re getting paid to do nothing.  A guy named Ryan worked at a New York medical center and received thousands of dollars in compensation for a back injury and was collecting worker’s comp. So Ryan took his money …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 11, 2017

I have no words when it comes to explaining this marketing idea.  The Veil Brewing Company in Virginia announced a new brew called Fried Fried Chicken Chicken. They realize that sounds kind of gross, so they’re stressing there’s only .4% of fried chicken in the beer, and it doesn’t remotely …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 10, 2017

There’s trying to get a date, and then there’s “Ewwwwww”. A 73-year-old man named Richard was caught in Daytona Beach handing out business cards to teenage girls.  The cards say “Sugardaddy seeking his sugarbaby” along with the phrase “ask me about your monthly allowance.”  Police have banned Richard from the …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 9, 2017

A BBQ turned tragic in Albuquerque recently.  A restaurant owner named Daniel was smoking a pit full of brisket for a catering job.  Somehow, someway, someone stole the entire 1700 pound BBQ pit full of brisket.  This dumbass is one dedicated carnivore.  Daniel says he saved up for 6 years …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 8, 2017

For the last time, a repeat of this public service announcement: The U.S. Treasury has NEVER printed a million dollar bill. A man walked into a bank in Sioux City, Iowa and tried to deposit a $1 million bill.  The police were called and when they asked him if he …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 7, 2017

Here’s a great example on how to make a threesome even more complicated.  Two women in Germany suffered broken bones during a threesome with a man.  No, it wasn’t rough sex, but apparently, a lack of planning and coordination.  The women got into a fight about their positions in the …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 4, 2017

Need another reason not to have a snake for a pet? Here’s one for you.  Firefighters in Ohio were called to a woman’s house and found her lying in the driveway with a 5 foot boa constrictor wrapped around her neck that was biting her face. They ended up decapitating …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 3, 2017

We’ve all probably had trouble remembering where we parked at some point, but today’s dumbass took it to a new level.  A 19-year-old named Gavin went to a Metallica concert in Toronto recently, then couldn’t find his car after the show. He called police for help – still couldn’t find …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 2, 2017

Two things apparently not well known in Lawrence, Kansas: Dressing appropriately and learning your lesson.  A 34 year old man in Lawrence was arrested for walking downtown totally nekked.  Police took him into custody and gave him a $500 fine.  After he was released, he went right back to walking …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 1, 2017

From the “I Hope He Had Good Insurance” File.  A man in Britain picked up his brand new Ferrari 430 Scuderia, worth about $260,000, but apparently didn’t know how to drive it.  He wrecked it one hour later when he went airborne and it burst into flames.  Luckily he got …

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