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Daily Dumbass Aug. 1, 2016

A crazy man in New Zealand actually quit his job so he can play Pokemon Go full time.  His name is Tom and he bailed on his bartending job so he could travel cause he’s “gotta catch em’ all”.  He says his manager was supportive and his parents are baffled, …

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Daily Dumbass July 27, 2016

Today’s dumbass could really benefit from a good ol’ fashioned bitch slap.  A 30-year-old man in Florida named Derek attacked his mother when she came home and brought him dinner from Chik-Fil-A.  He was supposedly drunk at the time and head-butted his mom – which left her with a nose …

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Daily Dumbass July 26, 2016

A video is going around showing two morons trying to steal beer from a locked beer fridge at an unknown store.  The first man had a drink in his hand – couldn’t open the fridge – called for backup from his buddy.  The other man pulls on the locked door …

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Daily Dumbass July 25, 2016

When’s a really important time to use spellcheck?  When you’re making a road sign that will be seen by thousands.  Some genius in New York’s Department of Transportation misspelled the city of Syracuse on a sign directing traffic by the airport.  Instead of S-Y-R-A, the first half of the city …

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Daily Dumbass July 22, 2016

So imagine you’re in Italy, but want to go to Switzerland – and don’t want to pay for it.  You could try what today’s dumbass did: Cram yourself into a suitcase and have your friend take him with you as luggage on a train. Guards on the train were immediately …

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Daily Dumbass July 21, 2016

A man in Nashville is in big trouble for stealing…but it’s not your average theft.  A 55-year-old named Christopher went into a store called Hollywood Hustler and stole a mannequin worth 5 grand that was sporting a spandex dress and rhinestone stilettos.  Police were able to find  Christopher at his …

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Daily Dumbass July 20, 2016

Kids learn about sex at some point…but not usually by porn provided at school.  An elementary school in Israel distributed DVDs to 6th graders as part of the school’s celebration of “Hug Day”.   The videos were recorded over old porn DVDs and portions of the porn played after the …

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Daily Dumbass July 19, 2016

Something exciting and new when it comes to running from the police.  A driver was caught on camera on a California highway fleeing from the police in a go kart.  We don’t know it the man was stopped or got away, but I give this Mario wanna be an A …

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Daily Dumbass July 18, 2016

Here’s another example of why some Pokemon Go gamers need to slow their roll.  A couple in their mid-20’s were chasing Pokemon in Ohio and they didn’t let something like a huge fence or trespassing charges stop them.  They jumped the fence at the Toledo Zoo and instead of advancing …

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Daily Dumbass July 15, 2016

So you wanna smoke a brisket, but don’t have a smoker.  A woman in Tennessee decided to improvise – but in the dumbest way possible. She put coals in her bathtub and put a wire rack along the rim of the tub – then lit the coals and put the …

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