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Daily Dumbass April 3, 2017

I’m always amazed at the type of crap people try to sell on eBay and today’s example is no exception.  A dude named Shaun put a listing on eBay for a ziploc bag of air he claims is from Adele’s Australian show.  He’s even written on the baggie: Legit bag …

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Daily Dumbass March 31, 2017

New Jersey ‘justice’ at its finest.  A snowplow driver in the city of Manalapan, New Jersey was caught on video clearing roads while downing a ton of mailboxes in the process – he took down anywhere between 50 and 75 mailboxes.  Now the city is offering to pay for SOME …

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Daily Dumbass March 30, 2017

Breaking and entering should not include breaking a bone…but today’s dumbass is an over-achiever.  A man named Leoul in Virginia was trying to rob an apartment and somehow broke his leg in the process.  Leoul crawled away from the scene and left his tracks in the snow – then called …

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Daily Dumbass March 29, 2017

The stupid things a guy will do to impress a girl….take Exhibit A:  An 18-year-old in Australia named Lee was flirting with a British tourist named Sophie and he told her “backpacks were more likely to get eaten by crocodiles than Australians.”  To prove it, Lee jumped into a river …

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Daily Dumbass March 28, 2017

Yet another example of how being on drugs and technology just don’t mix.  A man named John in England accidentally texted his prosecutor asking to trade marijuana for heroin.  He was even smart enough to send her a photo of weed in a bag on a scale.  The prosecutor played …

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Daily Dumbass March 27, 2017

Just when you think you’ve heard every bizarre flight announcement possible, how bout this one?  “There’s a snake loose on the plane.”  A previous passenger on a flight to Alaska notified the airline that he ‘may have left his snake on the plane’. Passengers found the snake sleeping under a bag …

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Daily Dumbass March 24, 2017

A guy walked into a McDonald’s in Britain…and ordered a cheeseburger with no onion, no ketchup, no mustard, no pickles, no bun and no meat.  The result?  He was served a slice of cheese in a cardboard box.  He then took a photo of his order and tweeted about how …

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Daily Dumbass March 23, 2017

We don’t have to go too far for today’s dumbass:  This story is from Sullivan, Missouri.  A man wearing a black hooded coat, gloves and ski mask went into a convenience store with a dolly hand cart and tried to remove the store’s ATM.  The employees confronted him and he …

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Daily Dumbass March 22, 2017

When stealing a vehicle and running from the cops, you’ve got to keep speed potential in mind.  Today’s dumbass is a man named Tyler in Oregon who decided to steal a street sweeper, then led police on a ten-mile chase.  Yes, he was eventually stopped and arrested but the good …

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Daily Dumbass March 21, 2017

You can only stuff so many things down your pants before people are going to catch on.  A man tried to get on a flight at JFK airport with 10 pounds of cocaine in his pants taped to his body.  The biggest problem is that he didn’t buy bigger pants, …

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