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Daily Dumbass April 16, 2018

Someone in New York apparently failed their animal identification courses in Kindergarten. This person called 911 to report they had seen a loose tiger in Harlem.  Nearby residents were put on alert and police showed up – only to discover the “tiger” was a raccoon.  Now I can understand confusing …

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Daily Dumbass April 13, 2018

Talk about being ungrateful. A woman named Beverly was staying in a hotel in Alabama and was given a ham as a gift from her family. She didn’t want it, so she set it on fire and put it in a trash can. There was a can of butane fuel …

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Daily Dumbass April 12, 2018

City officials of a town in Iowa look just plain stupid.  There’s an animal food plant near Sibley, Iowa, and the city got mad at a resident named Josh for telling reporters the town smelled like ‘rancid dog food’. So they threatened to sue Josh, who then had to seek …

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Daily Dumbass April 11, 2018

Sure, people get drunk on vaca, but today’s dumbass hit a new low – or should I say a new high?  A tourist in Italy had too many drinks while exploring the town of Cervinia and decided to head back to his hotel. Instead, he ended up climbing the side …

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Daily Dumbass April 10, 2018

You would think an NFL player – someone who flies often – would know better than this.  Green Bay Packers receiver Trevor Davis has been arrested on charges of making criminal threats.  He was at the LA airport checking in when he was asked standard security questions, including whether he …

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Daily Dumbass April 9, 2018

A nasty “misunderstanding” between a landlord and tenant for today’s dumbass.  A woman in Massachusetts has filed a lawsuit accusing her tenant of using her Martha’s Vineyard house to shoot porn without telling her.  She claims they used every room and surface of her house to shoot the videos, including …

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Daily Dumbass April 5, 2018

When will “The Earth Is Flat Theorists” learn??  A 61-year-old man named “Mad” Mike launched himself into the sky in a self-made rocket. Why? He says he did it to prove that the earth is flat.  He ended up pulling two parachutes and landing in the California desert, managing to …

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Daily Dumbass April 4, 2018

The lack of transportation didn’t stop today’s dumbass from bad decisions.  A guy named Derrick in Indiana wanted to rob a bank, but didn’t have a ride.  So he called a cab to get to and from the bank and even paid the driver with some of the stolen cash.  …

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Daily Dumbass April 3, 2018

Talk about your April Fool.  A man in Sacramento decided to rob an animal shelter by breaking a window.  What was he trying to steal? A large gumball machine.  He ended up breaking thee glass surrounding the gumball department while trying to stuff it back out the window.  So he …

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Daily Dumbass April 2, 2018

Today’s dumbass doesn’t help the image of bad women drivers.  A woman in Florida was in her car with her husband and daughter when she realized she forgot something inside their apartment.  So she went back to their place, jumped out of the car to go inside, but forgot to …

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