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Daily Dumbass Feb. 2, 2017

Not wantin’ to “get any” for Valentine’s Day this year? Then this gift idea is for you.  The Bronx Zoo in New York will name one of their Madagascar hissing cockroaches after your sweetie for just $10 to celebrate your love.  For a higher fee, they’ll even throw in a …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 1, 2017

Dude…you’re going the wrong way!  A man in China was bicycling back home after a New Year’s celebration. Officers stopped him because he was on a highway that cannot be used by cyclists.  After talking to him, it was discovered that he had accidentally biked 310 miles in the wrong …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 31, 2017

The last dumbass of the month is semi-local: From Missouri out of St. Louis.  A 20-year-old named Nicholas tricked out his Impala will flashing lights and a siren, then parked next to another vehicle and identified himself as a city police officer.  Nicholas is NOT a cop, but the driver …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 30, 2017

Ever given a lame excuse for speeding?  Is it as lame as this one?  A man named Dennis in Massachusetts was clocked going 40 miles per hour in a 30mph zone.  He showed up in court to refute the $105  ticket, saying there may have been a deer in the …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 27, 2017

We already know several things we should NOT do on Facebook: Air dirty laundry, post nekked photos, anything involving a duck face, etc.  You can add ‘advertise heroin’ to the list too.  Federal prosecutors in Atlanta have arrested four men for heroin distribution after they advertised the drug on Facebook …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 26, 2017

Another entry from the “So….You Were Wasted” file.  A man in China got really drunk and decided to crawl into a 65-foot hollow utility pole that was lying on the side of the road. And of course – he got stuck.  Firefighters had to cut off part of the steel …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 25, 2017

This woman has lost her damn mind.  Sarah Bryan of Britain sent her 3-year-old daughter over to a friend’s house for a play date with her daughter.  When her daughter returned, Sarah noticed her designer shoes were scuffed, so now she’s demanding her friend give her $400 to replace the …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 24, 2017

Not sure if he did this as a prank, but I can guarantee he regrets doing it.  A 35-year-old man named Eric in Illinois was arrested for stealing the TV remote from an apartment complex’s common area.  I guess he wanted to irritate the crap out of everyone who lives …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 23, 2017

Who’s dumber? The person trying to sell old milk online, or the person who would buy it?  A man named Jim is trying to sell a 2011 “vintage” jug of milk on Amazon for $185. The listing warns that the milk does not come refrigerated so you should not try …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 20, 2017

A crazy story out of New York City that will cause “SMH”, shaking my head. Some guy who lived in a 7 story apartment building was on the roof with some friends when he decided to get back to the 4th floor through the ventilation system.  Soon after, a woman …

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