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Daily Dumbass Feb. 16, 2016

A guy named Dustin in Arkansas called police to his house after he and his wife enjoyed some adventurous sex with handcuffs.  Turns out, Dustin couldn’t get the plastic handcuffs off because they had lost the key.  It also turns out the Dustin had a warrant for his arrest for …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 15, 2016

A married couple in their 40’s recently took their kids to Disney World…but apparently, it was far from the most magical place on earth.  They had the wrong luggage delivered to their hotel room by mistake and when hotel workers tried to retrieve it, the couple refused to open the …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 12, 2016

This has to be one of the craziest proposed bills I’ve ever heard.  The Washington D.C. city council voted unanimously to approve a bill that will pay residents to NOT commit crimes.  The hope is to discourage people from becoming repeat offenders.  This idea is based off a program that’s …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 11, 2016

Today’s dumbass is also someone you don’t want to travel with.  A man was on a recent flight from Algiers to Paris, and he became angry when he wasn’t allowed to drink or smoke.  (C’mon man – when’s the last time anyone was allowed to smoke on a plane!)  So …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 10, 2016

There’s pulling a harmless prank, and then there’s today’s dumbass.  A 23-year-old guy named Joshua pulled up to a Wendy’s drive-thru  in Florida and threw a 3 and a half foot alligator through the window.  Joshua’s mother claims he found the gator on the side of the road and it …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 9, 2016

Police in Wisconsin got a call about a car driving all kinds of crazy.  They found a couple – Jason and Amanda – and their children, parked at a boat drop.  The parents were arrested after cops learned their 9-year-old had been given the keys and told to drive them …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 8, 2016

A thief broke into a woman’s house in Maryland and he nabbed her cell phone before fleeing.  Then for some inexplicable reason, the thief used the stolen phone to call his victim’s home phone twice, and he spoke to a police officer each time. Somehow the officers talked the dumbass …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 5, 2016

Oh, Canada.  A Canadian news station made a big mistake during their coverage of the upcoming Super Bowl.  Instead of the Carolina Panthers logo, they used the logo for the NHL’s Florida Panthers alongside the Broncos logo…whoops!  The Florida Panthers had a little fun with it though – they responded …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 4, 2016

Today’s award goes to the man in Washington State who legally changed his name to ‘Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-bop-bop’.  Not only is he a moron for the name change, but he was just arrested for the 3rd time in 4 years – this time for attacking two police officers.

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 3, 2016

Hundreds of citizens in southeast Mississippi received jury summons, but the letter contained the wrong phone number.  Somehow, the person who sent out the letters put a sex hotline number in place of the number to call to check jury duty status.  The circuit clerk is sending out an apology …

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