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Daily Dumbass April 8, 2016

Here’s an addition to your “Weird things to smuggle through Customs” File.  Officers in Florida arrested a man who was trying to smuggle nine live birds in his fanny pack and the groin of his pants.  Ok, two things: First, the fashion police should have joined the other officers to …

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Daily Dumbass April 7, 2016

Things escalated quickly at a marathon in China.  About 20,000 runners took part in the event, and each one was handed a free bar of soap at the end of the race.  About 12,000 of them thought it was an energy bar and tried to eat it.  Most of them …

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Daily Dumbass April 6, 2016

Facebook is a way for people to stay in touch with family and friends…it’s also a way to separate dumb thieves from even dumber ones.  Two guys named James and Daniel were robbing vending machines around the U.K.  Instead of laying low afterwards, they were compelled to post triumphant selfies …

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Daily Dumbass April 5, 2016

I’m not sure who’s the bigger dumbass: Whoever came up with the idea or whoever would actually go to it.  Now open – the National Poo-Seum at the Isle of Wright Zoo in the U.K.  And yes, the exhibits are all different kinds of poop.  From animals like elks and …

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Daily Dumbass April 4, 2016

Don’t you hate it when you break into a house and the decor just isn’t quite right? Police in Pennsylvania arrested a guy named Zachary after a family found him in their home – wearing their clothes, eating their food, after he had rearranged their furniture.  It seems Zachary had …

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Daily Dumbass April 1, 2016

Students at a high school in Oregon started getting spam messages on their school-issued Gmail accounts.  These naughty messages included memberships to porn websites and pornographic images.  The school had to shut down they email system so they could figure out how to shore up their spam filters.  What’s ironic: …

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Daily Dumbass March 31, 2016

Today’s dumbass REALLY wanted himself some ham – but was too stupid to cover his tracks.  A guy named Zachary in Spain is accused of stealing seven legs of ham from a restaurant.  It wasn’t hard to find Zachary since he left a trail of grease from the back door …

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Daily Dumbass March 30, 2016

Some mistakes are bigger than others and some you just can’t undo.  The owners of a duplex in Texas are without a home after a demolition company accidentally tore down their house.  The demo peeps were supposed to tear down a home a block away instead, but they’re not admitting …

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Daily Dumbass March 29, 2016

Meth addicts aren’t known for their abundant intelligence, and today’s dumbass proves it.  The Granite Shoals Police Department in Texas issued a warning on Facebook, which read, “If you recently purchased meth or heroine in Central Texas, please take it to the local police so it can be screened to …

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Daily Dumbass March 28, 2016

Here’s a perfect example of how a few morons can ruin it for everyone.  About 300 parents showed up for the school play at an elementary school in Menifee, California.  Some of the parents moved to the front row to film their kid’s performance, and that irritated other audience members. …

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