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Daily Dumbass Nov. 29, 2016

Sometimes thieves obsess on stealing one thing…and occasionally, it’s an item you don’t understand.  Take today’s dumbass from Pennsylvania – for some reason he can’t get enough massive bottles of laundry detergent in his diet.  Twice in the last month this guy has been spotted at the grocery store where …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 28, 2016

Sometimes you just can’t resist taking a hot car for a spin…even if it doesn’t belong to you.  A tow truck driver in Texas was hired to tow a souped up Nissan GT-R worth $110,000.  He did not know it was equipped with a GPS system that records the car’s …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 23, 2016

Why does someone always have to take perfectly good Thanksgiving food and bastardize it?  Today’s dumbass award goes to PV Donuts in Rhode Island…their new invention: A doughnut that’s an all-in-one Thanksgiving meal. It’s a doughnut covered in slices of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, topped with a cranberry …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 22, 2016

There should be an IQ test for people who want to ‘Facebook Live’.  A guy named Joe in Oklahoma stole an unlocked police car and used the officer’s iPad to live stream himself leading cops on a 120 MPH chase.  Joe told the camera he was doing the crime because …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 21, 2016

Imagine the biggest douche possible for your neighbor….odds are they would be something like today’s dumbass.  A guy named John of El Segundo, California has been blasting an air horn every night for weeks just to piss off his neighbors.  As you can imagine, they’ve been going insane.  Police finally …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 17, 2016

For a country that has no lack of bathrooms, we’ve been having lots of stories about people pooping in public lately.  The latest comes from Arlington, Virginia, where someone has been dropping logs at a park playground during the  night.  Parents are particularly disgusted because this serial pooper doesn’t go …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 16, 2016

A prime example of poor planning that leads to gettin’ busted with today’s dumbass duo.  Two Einsteins named Ken and Tim in New Jersey called a cab and had the driver wait outside a house while they robbed it.  They got back into the taxi with a TV and liquor …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 15, 2016

We all know that one person who goes overboard for Christmas….but wait – there’s more! Today’s dumbass duo is a married couple in Nebraska named Jeff and Mary.  They have begun the legal process of changing their names to Santa and Merry Christmas Claus since they dress up as Santa …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 14, 2016

Yet another selfie disaster…and this one destroyed a priceless piece of art.  A guy from Brazil went to the National Museum of Ancient Art in Portugal and decided to take a selfie with the sculpture of Saint Michael that was on a pedestal.  In the process, he stumbled backwards, knocked …

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Daily Dumbass Nov. 11, 2016

Today’s dumbass award could be given to both the victim and the thief.  A woman named Carolyn in Massachusetts had her mother’s ashes in a plastic bag inside the glove compartment of her Jeep.  Someone stole the bag…and now Carolyn is afraid the thief thinks the ashes are drugs, and …

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