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Daily Dumbass Dec. 21, 2017

That time you got stoned and decided to run from police….you already know this story doesn’t end well.  A 20-year-old named Michael in Milwaukee smoked some pot and started driving a minivan.  Police tried to pull him over, so Michael decided to lead them on a high speed chase since …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 20, 2017

Trying to be like Santa is not always a good idea. A man in Sacramento called 911 for help – seems he was stuck in a chimney….of a business he was planning on robbing.  Firefighters had to use specialized equipment to free him, and then he was put in jail.  …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 19, 2017

Another frustration for authorities when it comes to 911 – this time from Seattle. A woman got into a fight with employees of a pizza restaurant because she didn’t think her order came with enough Sriracha sauce.  She eventually was asked to leave and that’s when she called 911 to …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 18, 2017

If your best attempt to get something on the cheap involves pretending to be a cop, just don’t do it.  A 48-year-old grown ass man named Gary in New York flashed a fake badge and gun and falsely claimed to be a detective, and demanded a discount on coffee at …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 15, 2017

When someone describes themselves as a “YouTube Prankster”, just go ahead and assume they’re a dumbass.  A 22-year-old man in England had his friends pour several bags of fast-hardening cement into an unplugged microwave so he could stick his head in it.  His friend had given him an air tube,which …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 14, 2017

Do It Yourself, or DIY – is a popular trend, but there’s some situations when you need a professional.  A teenager in Ohio found a bed bug, so he doused his bed with alcohol and lit a match.  This sparked a fire in the teen’s apartment building, which caused over …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 12, 2017

So apparently the art of streaking is making a comeback – at least in Australia.  Five men made a nekked run through a McDonald’s where families with kids were eating at the time.  Police were able to track down the pranksters to charge them with indecency.  Now come ON guys:  …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 11, 2017

This is a piss poor idea for traveling over the holidays.  Some jerk on a Turkish flight named his wifi hotspot “bomb on board”, which forced the pilot to make an emergency landing and divert the flight while they investigated the possible threat.  OK….let’s count how many times an airline …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 8, 2017

Here’s a prime example of taking “Elf On The Shelf” way too far.  A couple decided to hire a skydiver to dress as Santa and deliver their daughter an Elf on the Shelf on the beach in Tampa Bay.  Instead of it being a magical Christmas moment, the skydiving Santa …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 7, 2017

Here’s an easy way to get yourself a DWI while trying to get some after bars food.  A man in Australia went to a McDonald’s drive thru early Saturday morning and got super mad when he couldn’t get McNuggets on the breakfast menu.  So he drove through the drive thru …

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