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Daily Dumbass Sept. 22, 2016

More proof that the lottery and dumbasses don’t mix.  A 24-year-old man named Christopher in Florida stole an entire case of lottery tickets after smashing a convenience store window.  One of the tickets was a $1,000 winner, and when Christopher tried to cash it in – an alert was sent …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 21, 2016

Some people are so rich that it makes them stupid.  Take today’s dumbass for example.  There’s a guy named Wayne Sicong, who is the son of a Chinese billionare….Wayne’s dad is worth about $30 billion.  Wayne just bought 8 iPhone 7s for his damn DOG!! And of course he took …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 20, 2016

Two buddies in Norway were hangin’ out when one of their cell phones dropped into a porta potty.  The other guy then jumped in the toilet to save his friends phone and got stuck in the poop.  Firefighters had to use a saw to cut him out…as he was throwing up.  A …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 19, 2016

Today’s dumbass likes to live dangerously….and stupidly.  A woman in D.C. went into a restaurant and helped herself to two french fries from a police officer’s plate. (And no, she didn’t know him.)  The officer asked her to not do it again, and of course she swiped one more fry. …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 16, 2016

Let me introduce you to today’s dumbass, also known as Mrs. Creepy Creeperton.  A woman named Patricia in Oklahoma is facing jail time after it was revealed that she married her 25-year-old daughter….after divorcing her own son.  Apparently Patricia and her son’s 15 month marriage was annuled and he cited ‘incest’ …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 15, 2016

Sometimes modern day cowboys have a hard time fitting in.  A man named Lathan finished a rodeo in Texas recently, but then had a massive hankerin’ for some Taco Bell. So he rode his horse INTO the dining room of Taco Bell and sat on it to order from the …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 14, 2016

You think YOUR ex is crazy? Wait til you hear about a woman named Carmen in Florida.  She decided to set fire to her ex-boyfriend’s car – but set the blaze on the WRONG car.  Of course the entire thing was caught on a surveillance video.  So how does that …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 13, 2016

Today’s dumbass might be the worst ER patient in history.  A man named David in Pennsylvania went to the hospital after breaking his leg.  Apparently, David got ‘tired’ of the staff treating his leg, so he stole an ambulance that was sitting outside with its engine running so he could …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 12, 2016

Fill in the blank:  You know your marriage is terrible when you’d rather ____ than be with your spouse. How bout this one – a 70-year-old man named Lawrence of Kansas would rather be in the clink.  He gave a bank teller a note demanding money and warning that he …

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Daily Dumbass Sept. 9, 2016

A sad attempt at burglary in Cali.  A pair of 17-year-olds went to a construction site and stole copper wires and other items.  Police got there and found the pair passed out in their SUV with the car full of marijuana smoke with the stolen goods in the back. They …

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