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Daily Dumbass May 10, 2017

There’s some strange happenings in Waynesboro, Virginia and police have a mystery on their hands. Someone has been taking peoples’ cats and shaving their bellies and legs. Seven cats have been shaved since December.  They’re returned otherwise unharmed, but their owners are NOT happy.  To whoever is doing this: You …

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Daily Dumbass May 9, 2017

A GPS can be super helpful with directions, but you can’t stop using common sense just because you have one.  A man in China drove his Hyundai down a dirt road and right into a river because his GPS told him to.  Then police had to spend most of the …

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Daily Dumbass May 8, 2017

A shout out to Florida for giving me excellent material for the daily dumbass (again).  A 35-year-old man named Yudier was arrested after he destroyed several mailboxes – while he was naked – with a machete. A secondary dumbass award goes to Yudier’s cousin, who charged at police when they …

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Daily Dumbass May 5, 2017

Shocking revelation: Drunk people don’t always make the best decisions.  Take for example today’s dumbass – a 36 year old woman named Holly Donahoo.  Holly was driving drunk and led cops on a chase from Maryland into Pennsylvania.  When they finally got her to stop, she told police her name …

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Daily Dumbass May 4, 2017

I guess you could call this “dressing the part”. A man named Harrison in Connecticut was pulled over for erratic driving and driving an unregistered vehicle with no insurance.  Turns out Harrison was drunk and high on drugs and the best part? He was wearing a T-Shirt that said ‘Hold …

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Daily Dumbass May 3, 2017

South Dakota has some pretty ridiculous laws when it comes to animals.  For some reason a dude named Jerry took his pet python snakes to a park for an “educational meet and greet” with the public. An animal control officer told Jerry he needed to have his pets on a …

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Daily Dumbass May 2, 2017

We’ve all heard about dining and dashing…but what about dining and swimming? An aspiring rapper in Austalia who goes by the name 2Pec (and no, you can’t make this stuff up) ran up a $620 bill at a seafood restaurant on the coast. To avoid paying, he ran into the …

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Daily Dumbass May 1, 2017

There’s an art dealer in Austria who has a very different take on yard art.  His neighbors found his six-foot penis statue in the yard offensive, so they complained to the mayor. The mayor asked the art dealer to cover it up…so he did – with a six-foot orange condom …

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Daily Dumbass April 21, 2017

The stupid things some people will do for their pets.  A cat owner in Kansas called firefighters to help her get her cat out of a tree.  When they arrived, they discovered the woman had since climbed up and she was also stuck – so they had to rescue her …

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Daily Dumbass April 20, 2017

Would you pay money to clean up poop? A zoo in China hopes you are that stupid.  They are charging people $145 to experience 3 hours of being a polar bear keeper.  They get to feed the bears but the majority of their time is spent cleaning up their poop. …

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