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Daily Dumbass Jan. 5, 2018

It might be time for today’s dumbass to change jobs.  A barber in Madison, Wisconsin, was cutting a guy’s hair when he knicked his ear with the clippers then ran the clippers down the middle of his head – giving him a reverse mohawk.  Basically, this poor guy ended up …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 3, 2018

On occasion, you might find yourself coming out of a grocery store and forgetting where you parked.  But today’s dumbass should make you feel really good about yourself.  Back when he was 56-years-old, a man in Germany reported his Volkswagon Passat as missing.  Now, 20 years later – it turns …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 2, 2018

A guy named Zach had made a resolution:  I will NOT be late for work in 2018.  Good idea overall, but Zach isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.  Police saw him speeding, tried to pull him over, but Zach wouldn’t stop because that would’ve made him late.  Instead, he …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 29, 2017

Here’s an example of when you want revenge, but end up making everything worse.  A 37-year-old man named Joe in Idaho was mad about a court ruling made against him…so in his infinite wisdom, Joe tried to crash his car INTO the courthouse.  He ended up stuck in the fountain …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 28, 2017

The saddest part about today’s dumbass?  This isn’t the first story of the year involving someone pooping in peoples’ yards.  Now police in Orchard Park, New York are looking for the nasty person who has done their business on the front lawns of multiple people’s houses.  First of all, what …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 27, 2017

Here’s an epic fail at trying to be like Santa.  A 21-year-old man named Avery in Ohio walked up to a prison on Christmas Eve and tried to throw four packages over the fence that contained tobacco, cellphones and marijuana.  He was spotted…the packages confiscated…and now Avery will be joining …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 26, 2017

Today’s dumbass just might qualify for dumbass of the year.  A 39-year-old man named Shawn in Colorado found a car he wanted to buy on Craigslist, so he offered to pay for it with four pounds of “home grown black-market” marijuana. He even sent the seller photos of the weed …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 22, 2017

I’m not one to judge anyone’s sexual preferences, but today’s dumbass just don’t make sense.  A 33-year-old woman named Amanda in England considers herself an Objectum Sexual, which means she’s attracted to objects.  In addition, she’s in an open relationship with two chandeliers – and is engaged to one of …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 21, 2017

That time you got stoned and decided to run from police….you already know this story doesn’t end well.  A 20-year-old named Michael in Milwaukee smoked some pot and started driving a minivan.  Police tried to pull him over, so Michael decided to lead them on a high speed chase since …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 20, 2017

Trying to be like Santa is not always a good idea. A man in Sacramento called 911 for help – seems he was stuck in a chimney….of a business he was planning on robbing.  Firefighters had to use specialized equipment to free him, and then he was put in jail.  …

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