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Daily Dumbass Jan. 11, 2019

This is proof that lots of booze and proposals don’t mix. A guy in England has a girlfriend, but has been cheating on her with a co-worker.  He was planning on dumping his girlfriend on New Year’s and proposing to the girl he’d been cheating with…but he got super drunk …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 10, 2019

Aren’t groomsman supposed to be there to support their bud at their wedding?  Well, today’s dumbass didn’t get that memo.  A 29-year-old named Jovanny was playing around with a switchblade at his friend’s wedding, and accidentally stabbed the groom in the thigh. Then Jovanny tried to flee the scene by …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 9, 2019

Here’s a fun story about butt smuggling.  A guy named Wesley was being admitted into jail in Florida and he claimed he didn’t have any drugs or weapons on him.  The strip search revealed three syringes of drugs stuck up Wesley’s butt.  His reason?  He claimed the drugs weren’t his …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 8, 2019

Back to Florida again for another epic dumbass.  A 28-year-old grown ass woman named Deana in Lake Worth, Florida, still lives with her parents. Last week, Deana really wanted to go to Outback Steakhouse for dinner, but her parents said no. So Deana flipped the hell out and punched her …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 7, 2019

Let’s keep it in the Show Me State for today’s dumbass. A dude named Karsten was released from jail at the Wentzville police station, then went across the street to the credit union and robbed it, not even an hour after he was released. When an officer came out of …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 4, 2019

Today’s dumbass Floridian did so many despicable things at once.  A man named Timothy in Plantation, Florida, stole the identity of an 80-year-old man with dimentia and took $50,000 out of his bank account.  That’s disgusting enough, but guess what Timothy spent the money on? He bought a French bulldog …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 3, 2019

Sometimes people just don’t know when to give up the fight.  A guy named Jason in Connecticut got a ticket last year for distracted driving after cops saw him on his phone.  Jason claimed he wasn’t on the phone:  Instead, he was distracted by eating McDonald’s hash browns.  Jason fought …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 2, 2019

More delightful crazy crime from Florida to start off our new year…and this one is unbelievable. A woman named Shanetta was standing in line at a Dollar General in Fort Lauderdale when she farted super loud…and when the guy in line next to her complained, she pulled out a knife …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 31, 2018

A bonehead drunk driver for our last dumbass of the year.  A 40-year-old guy named Travis in Fort Myers, Florida, was recently arrested for drunk driving after he rear-ended someone at a stoplight.  How drunk was he??  On the way to jail in a police cruiser, he forgot he’d been …

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Daily Dumbass Dec. 28, 2018

The whole point behind Netflix is that you can watch anything whenever you want to.  But today’s dumbass has taken that concept WAY too far. The Minnesota State Patrol got several calls recently about a car driving on the Interstate erratically:  crossing lanes, going off the shoulder and even running …

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