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Daily Dumbass July 2, 2018

The first dumbass of July is pretty epic.  Two  men were waiting in line at a coffee shop when a third man cut in front of them.  The rude guy then threw a drink at the cashier and demanded all the money from the register.  Apparently in his rush to …

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Daily Dumbass June 29, 2018

A man in Michigan has a hard time staying under the radar.  Police saw him sitting in his truck in the middle of an intersection. When officers got him pulled over and asked him why he was blocking traffic, he explained that he had stopped to make a sandwich for …

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Daily Dumbass June 28, 2018

A Florida man is lucky to be alive after making a poor sleeping location choice.  Today’s dumbass decided to take a snooze on the middle of the South Miami Avenue Bridge – which happens to be a draw bridge. The bridge started to rise and the man slid down it, …

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Daily Dumbass June 27, 2018

A quick-thinking bank teller in Columbus, Ohio.  A man walked into a bank and gave the teller a note saying he was armed and demanding money.  The teller gave him a stack of cash, but then he demanded more money from the electronic cash recycle machine in the bank’s lobby.  …

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Daily Dumbass June 26, 2018

A silly lawsuit from the U.K. for today’s dumbass.  A 46-year-old woman named Tereza is suing the dating agency Seventy Thirty Ltd, because so far they have failed at finding her a rich husband. She’s suing for the $16,700 registration fee and additional moneys for “disappointment and frustration.”  Apparently Tereza …

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Daily Dumbass June 25, 2018

Too bad there’s not spellcheck for massive landmarks.  The Hard Rock in Atlantic City, installed a 30-foot guitar outside the front door.  It’s a replica of a Les Paul, so there’s a rhythm and trebel pickup selector switch.  Somehow, some genius spelled rhythm wrong as: R-H-Y-T-H-E-M. Guess they felt like …

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Daily Dumbass June 22, 2018

Some people will waste money on any-damn-thing. At a festival in Vancouver, hundreds of people paid $38 for a bottle of hot dog water.  Why??  Because it was promised that the water would help them lose weight and make them look younger….oh, and bonus: it’s gluten free!  The creator of …

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Daily Dumbass June 21, 2018

Talk about having the worst luck ever.  A thief in Arkansas named Shamon broke into a car outside of a restaurant and took a credit card and other items.  He then returned to the restaurant to eat and used the stolen credit card to pay for his meal.  Guess who …

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Daily Dumbass June 20, 3018

I know that McDonald’s fries are addictive, but this is ridiculous.  An 18-year-old in the U.K. was super drunk and cravin’ Mickey D’s.  He didn’t have a ride, so he went to a golf course and stole a golf cart, then drove it 3 and a half miles to the …

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Daily Dumbass June 19, 2018

Here’s yet another head scratcher for you when it comes to theft: A man in New Zealand visited the Body Worlds exhibition in Auckland and stole the toes of several corpses.  Apparently the toes are valued at $5,500 each and the man is facing up to 8 years in prison. …

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