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Daily Dumbass May 1, 2019

We’ve got a 3-for-one special on today’s Daily Dumbass. 3 guys were arrested after robbing a Build-A-Burger in New York, stealing some food, a cash register and the ENTIRE surveillance system. They almost got away with it away with it…except they left a steady trail of macaroni salad that led …

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Daily Dumbass April 30, 2019

Yet another dumbass from Florida on the Daily Dumbass list. The cops were called on a 32-year old named Ben, who was causing a scene at an Olive Garden in Naples asking diners for leftovers as they walked out. When they showed up Ben was angrily eating spaghetti bare-chested, shoveling …

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Daily Dumbass April 29, 2019

Today’s Daily Dumbass twerked her way off the runway and onto the no-fly list after acting a damn fool. The unidentified woman (who was apparently over-served at the airport bar) repeatedly ignored flight attendants’ instructions to turn off her cellphone and was asked to deplane before takeoff. Before leaving she …

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Daily Dumbass April 26, 2019

Another nasty sex in public story…possibly THE nastiest.  A couple in their 30’s were at a hot springs resort in Bozeman, Montana.  And they decided to start getting freaky in the pool.  The kiddie pool.  While kids were swimming in it.  Someone called the cops (probably one of the freaked …

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Daily Dumbass April 25, 2019

A whacked out Canadian for our dumbass today:  A 40-year-old named Jermaine called 911 because he needed to be rescued.  Apparently he was out hiking and got stuck on a steep cliff.  While firefighters and paramedics where searching for him, Jermaine hopped into a fire truck and stole it. Now …

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Daily Dumbass April 24, 2019

Today’s dumbass must have had a deep seeded desire to get arrested.  A 47-year-old woman named Shelley in Scranton, Pennsylvania, drove to the police station and asked to talk to an officer.  Her topic of choice? The possibility of getting cocaine legalized.  Ummm…so that’s not up for debate in ANYWHERE.  …

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Daily Dumbass April 23, 2019

How many mistakes can one pervert make in one night? Today’s dumbass – a 44-year-old named Jack in Florida – may have taken the lead.  He was arrested at a bar for disorderly conduct…including yelling at the owner that he wanted to have sex with her.  So Jack went to …

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Daily Dumbass April 22, 2019

If you plan on speeding, please come up with a better excuse than this.  A guy named Gabriel was in the Florida Keys driving a Ferrari and of course he was speeding.  Cops tried pulling him over for going 75 in a 45…but Gabriel sped up to 100 miles an …

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Daily Dumbass April 19, 2019

Here’s your whiny ass bitch alert from England for the daily dumbass.  Some idiot there got online the other day while his wife was giving birth and complained that the hospital wasn’t catering to HIS needs. He’d been hanging out in the waiting area (wasn’t even in the delivery room …

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Daily Dumbass April 18, 2019

We’re gonna stay right here in the Show Me State for today’s dumbass.  A woman went to a Rally’s fast food restaurant in St. Louis around 2:30 in the morning to get some chocolate ice cream.  Bad news: They were out of chocolate and only had vanilla.  That made the …

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