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Daily Dumbass July 5, 2017

How about a big steaming cup of lame sauce for your 5th of July dumbass?  Police in northern England showed up at a suspect’s home and had to look for him since he was hiding – but he was playing the worst game of hike and seek ever.  Officers found …

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Daily Dumbass June 30, 2017

Today’s dumbass gets points for creativity, but is obviously not the brightest bulb in the chandelier. A man was pulled over in Minnesota for a traffic stop and the officer discovered he had an outstanding warrant for a controlled substance.  The officer put him under arrest, but the man handed …

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Daily Dumbass June 29, 2017

Are people just too damn crazy to fly anymore?? A recent Southwestern flight to Houston had to make an unscheduled landing in Corpus Christi because a female passenger tried to open the emergency exit door WHILE the plane was in the air.  Other passengers and an off-duty police officer were …

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Daily Dumbass June 28, 2017

Today’s dumbass award goes to the authorities in Florida who are responsible for this bogus injustice.  A handyman named Karlos was pulled over for driving without headlights and police saw white powder in his car, so they put him in jail.  It took 90 days to get the white powder …

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Daily Dumbass June 27, 2017

We can’t all afford to do what we REALLY want  when we take time off work, but at least plan something you can’t still do while on the job.  A man in India has requested a week off work so he can eat chicken. Apparently he’s preparing to fast for …

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Daily Dumbass June 26, 2017

Cosmetic surgery and good choices don’t always go hand in hand.  A woman named Claudia in Texas has already had a ton of surgical procedures in an effort to look just like First Lady Melania Trump.  She’s already had a tummy tuck, lipo and several injectable treatments for starters with …

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Daily Dumbass June 23, 2017

Today’s dumbass gives us so many reasons to ask “WHYYYYYY?” There’s a hotel in Canada that serves a signature drink called the Sourtoe Cocktail. It’s served by putting a preserved human toe into a shot of whiskey that the drinker must swallow until the toe touches their lips.  Ok, so …

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Daily Dumbass June 22, 2017

A rookie bank robber in Russia should be renamed “Arrest Me Please”.  He went into a bank and handed the teller a note inside his passport that said “Give me the money or I’ll shoot everybody”.  The teller fainted in shock, so the robber ran out of the bank and …

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Daily Dumbass June 21, 2017

Today’s dumbass REALLY needed a nap.  A West Virginia man named Stacy broke into a house by busting out a glass door.  When the home owner returned, he found Stacy asleep in his bed….and he continued to snooze away until police arrived and arrested him.  Soooo….yeah, narcolepsy and home invasions …

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Daily Dumbass June 20, 2017

I wonder how many people lost their job after this one.  A chain of Dutch drugstores has apologized after they sold a bunch of kids’ coloring books that featured a cartoon version of Hitler giving a Nazi salute in full uniform.  What??? Hitler doesn’t equal “fun” in coloring?  I mean, …

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