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Daily Dumbass Oct. 29, 2018

Remember how Oreo started making the ‘thin’ version?  Well now Hershey’s is going to start selling a new “diet” Reeses Peanut Butter Cup that is 40% thinner. That’s 40% less chocolate and peanut butter.  Hey guys – these shenanigans change the taste!  Here’s an idea: if you want to ‘diet’, …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 26, 2018

I can’t believe that between 6 people, none of them could come up with a better plan than this:  Six guys went into an e-cigarette shop in Belgium to rob the place.  The owner told them he didn’t have any money, but if they came back at the end of …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 25, 2018

Halloween brings out the crazies, and today’s dumbass is no exception.  A drunk guy got into a fight with another dude at a witchcraft store last weekend, and was arrested for assault after he hit him over the head with a witch’s cauldron.  Oh, and did I mention this happened …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 24, 2018

Arkansas may be starting to compete with the crazies in Florida.  Check this out:  A woman in Pine Bluff, Arkansas was busted last week for stealing nasal spray from Wal-Mart WHILE wearing a full-body cow costume.  When an officer went to search her, she told him to, quote, “suck my …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 23, 2018

Let’s talk smashing pumpkins – and no, I’m not talking about the band from the 90’s.  A guy in Pennsylvania was busted for smashing pumpkins IN Wal-Mart. Police arrived to find the dude drunk, high, and ruining almost a hundred bucks worth of pumpkins.  Hasn’t anyone taught this moron that …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 22, 2018

A thief in San Fran pedaled his bike up to a woman on the sidewalk, snatched the iPhone out of her hands, and rode away.  Unknown to him, the woman was in the middle of demonstrating the iPhone’s new GPS tracking device, which worked – and the thief was captured …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 19, 2018

Confession is not always a good thing – just ask James Washington in Nashville.  James was having a heart attack and thought he was going to die.  So when emergency workers got there, he confessed to a 17-year-old murder.  But then, James survived the heart attack and now gets to …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 18, 2018

Back in March, a super cool statue of David Bowie was put up in Buckinghamshire, England – to honor the late, great musician.  It was paid for through grants and a crowdfunding campaign.  Not even 2 days after it was installed, it was spray painted and vandalized.   Now yesterday, the …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 17, 2018

There’s a new app you can download to your phone that I hope you never have to use.  It’s called SnapCrap and it’s used by people in San Francisco to take photographs of human poop on streets and sidewalks that need cleaning and delivers a report to the city’s hotline.  …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 16, 2018

If you’re looking for a way to completely waste money, this product is for you.  A New Zealand company is selling cans of “pure fresh New Zealand air” at the Auckland airport.  For $65 you’ll get a 4 pack of cans that promise “the purest air you will ever breathe, …

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