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Daily Dumbass Sept. 4, 2018

Someone should’ve told this guy where not to stick his finger. A guy named Joseph from Florida (no surprise here) got drunk and passed out on the floor. When his girlfriend came home and tried to wake him up, he got belligerent and started throwing things. But his tantrum didn’t …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 31, 2018

Breakfast food being used as a weapon- for shame! Today’s Daily Dumbass landed in jail after throwing a flaky morning treat at his ex-girlfriend. The 45-year old man in Tennessee saw his ex with her new boyfriend and became enraged, punching the hood of their car and yelling death threats. …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 30, 2018

This dumbass is the lowest of the low- stealing money from homeless veterans. You might remember this story from last Thanksgiving- a homeless veteran named Johnny gave his last $20 to a girl who ran out of gas on the highway. Kate, from New Jersey was so grateful that she …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 29, 2018

This guy had it all and lost it just as fast. Pro-gamer Douglas “FaZe  Censor” makes MILLIONS playing video games professionally (because apparently that’s a thing). He was so determine to win a “Call of Duty” championship that he dumped his girlfriend to focus on the game. Weird, right? But …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 28, 2018

Another confusing candidate for the “Why would you steal THAT” file.  A 69-year-old man in California was pulled over for a traffic stop and officers found quite the stolen stash.  It seems this dude had gone to a nearby farm and had illegally picked 800 pounds of  lemons.  WHY??  Even …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 27, 2018

Things were lookin’ up for Frank when he was released from jail.  But, when he realized he didn’t have a ride home, he walked straight up to a woman in the prison parking lot and tried to carjack her.  That didn’t work out for him because her car had a …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 23, 2018

Imagine waking up to find a strange man sleeping on your couch.  That’s what happened to a woman in Scotland recently.  That’s because Thomas had gotten super drunk, then ordered a taxi to take him to his parents’ house. He had arrived in the middle of the night, got some …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 21, 2018

This could be the most expensive test drive of all time.  A woman in China took a BMW X1 SUV for a test drive, and when she returned, she crashed it into the glass doors of the showroom – paused for a moment – then accelerated into the dealership, causing …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 20, 2018

When you’re living off the government, you should at least appear to need the help.  A 51-year-old man on welfare attracted attention when he showed up to apply for welfare while driving a new H2 Hummer.  Thinking it an odd sight, the local sheriff ran the plates, and turns out …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 17, 2018

Stealing any vehicle is bad, mmmm-kay?  But today’s dumbass made a particularly poor choice.  A 34-year-old woman named Natasha in Cali stole an ambulance from a hospital.  Then she proceeded to lead cops on a high speed chase for about 10 miles.  She was eventually arrested without incident.  Now, of …

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