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Daily Dumbass Feb. 21, 2018

I wish I knew how this situation keeps happening.  An elementary school in England had a special assembly where they planned on playing the movie Paddington Bear to students….and wouldn’t you know it – porn started playing instead.  The school claims it was a “failure in their filters” but seriously …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 20, 2018

Something weird and wrong is goin’ on in the U.K.  KFC was forced to close most of their 900 stores there because they have run out of chickens. They say it’s because of a new delivery company that’s still figuring it out.  Ummmm…first of all, fire that company.  Second…how does …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 19, 2018

When attempting to smuggle drugs, you gotta make it look at least halfway believable.  A man arrived in Portugal with a giant ass that looked completely out of place.  Authorities detained him and found 2.2 pounds of cocaine in a set of false butt cheeks the man was wearing.  C’mon …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 16, 2018

It’s never good to hold things in – especially when it comes to poop.  A 24-year-old in England is being watched by police day and night.  He’s in jail, is hiding drugs inside his body, and has refused to poop for 3 WEEKS.  Yep – 3 entire weeks!  Dude….eventually, you’re …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 15, 2018

Some people literally cannot deal with being single.  A 20 year old woman in Florida named Noorul doesn’t have a partner, so she’s decided to marry her video game Tetris. She says she spends 12 hours every day playing the game and she’s been in the relationship for over a …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 14, 2018

Karma…and Cupid…can be a bee-yotch.  Two men in Phoenix, Arizona, swiped two giant teddy bears from a Valentine’s Day vendor. They put the bears in the back of their SUV and took off – but had to stop for a red light a short distance away.  While they were at …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 13, 2018

A 29-year-old man in Arkansas legally changed his name to Shelby Mustang GT 500.  No idea why, but there you go.  Just to add some irony to the bizarre name change – he was pulled over and police discovered Mr. Mustang didn’t have a license, or insurance, and wasn’t wearing …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 12, 2018

Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results is the definition of insanity…today’s dumbass didn’t get that memo.  For some reason a 66-year-old woman named Marilyn thinks she cans sneak onto airline flights without a ticket – and has now been arrested for the 10th time trying …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 9, 2018

Another creative but ineffective excuse for drunk driving for today’s dumbass. Police in California found a man passed out in his Tesla on a bridge. The guy’s excuse?  It’s the Tesla’s fault…it was set on autopilot and had just stopped on a bridge. And how that caused him to pass …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 8, 2018

A grocery store clerk tried to pull a fast one on the Florida Lottery – and it backfired, spectacularly.  A customer went to Crystelle’s counter with a winning $6,000 lottery ticket.  Crystelle gave him back 5 bucks that she took out of her purse, and kept the winning 6 grand …

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