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Daily Dumbass Aug. 16, 2018

This is not a good sign for a new marriage.  A guy in England named Wayne isn’t much for wedding rings…so he decided to get a ring tattoo on his finger instead.  So 2 weeks after his wedding, he got inked….and then it took him 6 weeks after that to …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 15, 2018

Here’s an example of when revenge makes logic fly right out the window.  A 47-year-old man named Duane in Utah, got arrested for assaulting his wife.  As soon as he was released, he got into a plane (he happened to be an experienced pilot) and flew the plane into his …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 14, 2018

This might possibly be the lamest drunk driving excuse of all time.  A 56-year-old woman used this defense to get out of a DWI:  She claims the alcohol did not affect her because she kept one eye closed while driving to avoid seeing double.  The judge didn’t buy any of …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 13, 2018

Bad decision drunk dialing isn’t just when you call your ex.  A man in Ohio called 911 numerous times, threatening to harm himself, after he downed an entire bottle of Everclear because his pet pig Millie, had eaten all of his marijuana. Seriously – you just can’t make this stuff …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 10, 2018

Here’s a great example of “Do as I say, not as I do.”  A recent graduate of Colorado Mesa University was checking to make sure his name was spelled right on his diploma when he noticed it read “Coard of Trustees” instead of “Board of Trustees.”  Turns out, the college …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 9, 2018

A grown ass man in Stockholm had been courting a 13-year-old girl online and he got mad when she didn’t show up for an arranged sex meeting that he had paid for.  So what did this sleaze ball do?  He found her home phone number and called her father to …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 8, 2018

Today’s Floridian moron could not have screwed up this robbery any worse.  An amateur criminal named Christopher tried to rob a restaurant after it closed one night.  He tripped the silent alarm and when ADT called the restaurant, Christopher answered the phone and gave them his REAL NAME.  But wait:  …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 7, 2018

The police department in Granite Shoals, Texas wanted to catch the county’s dumbest drug users.  So they posted a fake Facebook story about possible Ebola tainted meth and heroin and warned users to get their drugs screened by the police department before using them.  A 29-year-old woman named Chastity saw …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 6, 2018

I’m not sure today’s dumbass understands the concept of being monitored.  A woman in Massachusetts was fitted with a GPS monitor ankle bracelet by the police while on probation for breaking and entering.  So what did this Einstein do while she was wearing it?  Broke into a house and robbed …

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Daily Dumbass Aug. 3, 2018

Counterfeit money can be hard to spot…unless it’s made by today’s dumbass.  A man named James in Memphis went out to eat and gave his waitress a $100 bill to pay his tab.  She quickly noticed something was wrong because instead of Ben Franklin, James had put Abe Lincoln on …

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