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Daily Dumbass April 19, 2017

Here’s a new summer beer you probably want to avoid sampling.  A Danish brewery is putting out a new beer this summer called “Pisner”, which was made out of 500,000 liters of recycled urine that was collected at a music festival.  But WHY??!!  Is there anything wrong with non-urine beer? …

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Daily Dumbass April 18, 2017

Since it’s Tax Day, I thought I’d give you the lamest tax evader around for your dumbass.  A comedian named Brandon Scott Wolf has launched a website in order to increase his Twitter followers to 100,000 people. His plan is to convince the government that his Twitter account is a …

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Daily Dumbass April 17, 2017

If you have an exotic animal – especially one that scares the crap out of most people – you probably shouldn’t take it with you on vaca. Someone recently stayed at a Marriott in Massachusetts and left their five-foot pet python snake behind in a dresser drawer.  The cleaning staff …

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Daily Dumbass April 14, 2017

If you plan on robbing a bank, learn from the mistakes of today’s dumbass.  He robbed a credit union in Pennsylvania and was caught on tape getting on his bicycle for his getaway with money spilling out of his pockets as he pedaled off.  Doesn’t this sound like a funny …

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Daily Dumbass April 13, 2017

It would be really hard to top this bad first date story.  A woman in Arizona met a guy named David online and after talking for several weeks, she agreed to meet him at a resort restaurant.  At one point, she asked him to watch her stuff while she ran …

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Daily Dumbass April 12, 2017

Today’s story has several people who deserve their dumbass stripes.  For some reason, a thief in Canada felt compelled to steal about $45,000 worth of lettuce from a truck.  So first of all, why would anyone steal that and could possibly use hardly any of it before it spoils? But …

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Daily Dumbass April 11, 2017

C’mon man: You gotta work harder than this to keep your 2 girlfriends separated.  A woman who works as an Uber driver picked up a passenger from the airport after leaving her boyfriend’s apartment.  She soon figured out the female passenger was her boyfriend’s OTHER girlfriend and that she’d been …

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Daily Dumbass April 10, 2017

Here’s a great example of why I don’t understand some of the ‘modern art’ that comes out these days.  A French artist named Abraham is acting as a human hen by sitting on eggs inside a display at a modern art museum in Paris.  He says he won’t end the …

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Daily Dumbass April 7, 2017

Consider this a ‘fashion faux pas’ when you’re out drinking.  Police in Pennsylvania pulled over a man named Elwood for erratic driving and couldn’t help noticing Elwood’s “Drunk Lives Matter” T-Shirt.  And his blood alcohol content was two and a half times the legal limit.  I swear, I can’t make …

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Daily Dumbass April 6, 2017

Today’s dumbass involves a super lame lawsuit.  A 15-year-old boy in Spain took his own mother to court after she took away his cell phone in order to make him study.  The judge immediately threw out the case saying the mother was ‘well within her rights’ to take the phone …

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