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Daily Dumbass June 19, 2017

Stealing from your employer is bad enough, but you should at least have a halfway good reason for doing it.  Today’s dumbass is a former female employee of the city of Gainsville. She allegedly stole 93 grand from the city and the main reason: So she could get cosmetic surgery …

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Daily Dumbass June 16, 2017

Yet another example of not understanding the purpose of 911.  A woman in Waco, Texas, called the emergency number to complain that her McNuggets took too long to be delivered and that she should get them for free.  Then the wackadoodle parked in the drive thru lane and refused to …

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Daily Dumbass June 15, 2017

A celebrity rock star dumbass today – Gene Simmons of KISS.  First of all, overall I like Gene but his over the top desire to make more money than he can spend with hyper-marketing techniques has hit a ridiculous high.  Gene has filed for the patent to officially trademark the …

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Daily Dumbass June 14, 2017

Curiosity is not just for cats…it can also apply to super annoying travelers.  A female Chinese airplane passenger deployed an evacuation slide on the plane she was on because she was “curious about what would happen”.  Well, here’s what happened: Everyone had to wait for hours for another plane to …

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Daily Dumbass June 13, 2017

Nobody wants to hear this, but: There IS a limit on how effective duct tape can be.  A 32-year-old man in Alaska put together a homemade duct-taped boat, then headed out in the Gastineau Channel.  Surprise, surprise, his boat started taking on water and he and his dog had to …

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Daily Dumbass June 12, 2017

We all get annoyed if a restaurant gets our order wrong, but today’s dumbass took it to a new level.  A 43 year old man named Yuba got so mad when a Pittsburgh restaurant put unwanted onions in his food, that he threatened to shoot the owner.  And that’s just …

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Daily Dumbass June 9, 2017

I can’t even begin to make sense out of this one.  A 45-year-old woman named Carol in San Diego married her longtime love recently, but it wasn’t another human.  Instead, she married the Santa Fe train station.  Carol takes a 45 minute bus ride every day to spend ‘quality time’ …

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Daily Dumbass June 8, 2017

Talk about your lame disguises.  A 36 year old woman named Jennifer in California was arrested for bank robbery. During the hold-up, she wore sunglasses, a hat and a beard she had drawn on with a magic marker. Don’t bank robbers have any pride any more??  A drawn on beard …

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Daily Dumbass June 7, 2017

Talk about T.M.I.  Police went to the house of a guy named Cody in North Carolina after getting a tip about a crime.  Cody opened the door and said “I guess you’re here about the opium!”  Well no, that was NOT the tip they had received, but they soon discovered …

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Daily Dumbass June 5, 2017

Looks like the 911 system needs to come with instructions.  Police in Pennsylvania say a man named Larry called the emergency number seven times in two hours because he was upset about a family situation, had been drinking beer and was lonely. Officers went to his house to ask him …

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