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Daily Dumbass April 23, 2018

Here’s a super lame attempt at being “crafty” to get around the law.  Police in Texas shared a photo of a car they pulled over that didn’t have a license plate – instead the driver had made one out of cardboard with the letters printed in black marker. One officer …

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Daily Dumbass April 20, 2018

Since today is 4/20, the dumbass HAS to be about marijuana.  A woman in Indiana has a pet raccoon and she showed up at a fire station asking them to help her with the critter, who had apparently overdosed on her wacky tobaccy.  The raccoon was very lethargic and the …

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Daily Dumbass April 19, 2018

Here’s one from the “Why The Hell Would You Swallow THAT” Department.  A man in China had two surgeries to remove a lighter from his stomach.  He told doctors he had ‘accidentally’ swallowed the lighter 20 years ago and had forgotten all about it until he started having severe stomach …

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Daily Dumbass April 18, 2018

Another example of technology bringing out the dumbass in some people.  A guy named Xavier in Florida was involved in a car crash and he told police he could prove it wasn’t his fault since he had a dashboard camera.  Somehow he forgot the camera also had footage of him …

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Daily Dumbass April 17, 2018

When you apply for a job, it’s best to stick to places you might actually have a chance of getting hired. A woman named Kristina applied for a job at the Department of Corrections in New Hampshire.  As soon as her name was run through the system, they discovered Kristina …

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Daily Dumbass April 16, 2018

Someone in New York apparently failed their animal identification courses in Kindergarten. This person called 911 to report they had seen a loose tiger in Harlem.  Nearby residents were put on alert and police showed up – only to discover the “tiger” was a raccoon.  Now I can understand confusing …

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Daily Dumbass April 13, 2018

Talk about being ungrateful. A woman named Beverly was staying in a hotel in Alabama and was given a ham as a gift from her family. She didn’t want it, so she set it on fire and put it in a trash can. There was a can of butane fuel …

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Daily Dumbass April 12, 2018

City officials of a town in Iowa look just plain stupid.  There’s an animal food plant near Sibley, Iowa, and the city got mad at a resident named Josh for telling reporters the town smelled like ‘rancid dog food’. So they threatened to sue Josh, who then had to seek …

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Daily Dumbass April 11, 2018

Sure, people get drunk on vaca, but today’s dumbass hit a new low – or should I say a new high?  A tourist in Italy had too many drinks while exploring the town of Cervinia and decided to head back to his hotel. Instead, he ended up climbing the side …

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Daily Dumbass April 10, 2018

You would think an NFL player – someone who flies often – would know better than this.  Green Bay Packers receiver Trevor Davis has been arrested on charges of making criminal threats.  He was at the LA airport checking in when he was asked standard security questions, including whether he …

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