Breaking News
Home / Daily Dumbass (page 5)

Daily Dumbass

  • Daily Dumbass

Daily Dumbass June 18, 2018

It is concert season, so don’t be like today’s dumbass that makes you THAT person everyone makes fun of.  A 19-year-old named Kaitlin got drunk at a country music festival. Emergency services had to be called after Kaitlin somehow got her head stuck inside an oversized diesel exhaust pipe.  She …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass June 15, 2018

A big shout out to Florida for providing us with yet another classic dumbass.  A 49-year-old man named Douglas called the Sheriff’s Office to tell them he wanted to press charges against the person who sold him meth because he had a bad reaction to it.  He then drove to …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass June 14, 2018

At this point, there needs to be detailed instructions sent to people around the world on when and when not to use 911.  Today’s dumbass especially needs that memo.  She called police from a pizza restaurant in Canada to come deal with an ‘injustice’.  That injustice turned out to be …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass June 13, 2018

A recent bank robbery attempt in Alaska should be the example of how NOT to do a holdup.  A guy named Michael gave the bank teller a holdup note demanding $400 on the back of a rental application that had been filled out with his name, address and social security …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass June 12, 2018

Road rage typically involves some cussin’ and finger gestures, but today’s dumbass shows us how to really get out of control.  A driver in Pennsylvania pooped on another person during a road rage incident.  State troopers declined to explain how this incident came about, but do say the pooper has …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass June 11, 2018

A man in Florida has a pet problem…and with stealing.  A guy named Sedrick was arrested after investigators found a ton of animals in his apartment that he had stolen from the a zoo in Gainesville. The recovered animals include three box turtles, two tortoises, a skink and a monkey.  …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass June 8, 2018

A bad parenting decision ends up putting hundreds of peoples’ vacations on hold.  At least 18 flights were delayed at the Houston airport after TSA agents found what they thought was a grenade in a checked bag.  Turned out to just be a kid’s toy.  Here’s an idea:  Maybe you …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass June 7, 2018

Be careful to work out your hold-up plan in advance.  A robber in London went into a bank and demanded $700,000 from the teller.  Instead of handing the teller a bag for him to put the cash in, he handed him his gun instead.  (This is like a Bugs Bunny …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass June 6, 2018

Some people just can’t own up to their own mistakes.  A man in New York named Michael is suing CVS Pharmacy because his wife found out about his secret Viagra prescription from the pharmacist when she called to ask about their insurance coverage. Michael says CVS violated his right to …

Read More »

Daily Dumbass June 5, 2018

Today’s dumbass is on the fast track to LoserVille.  A 23-year-old dude name Frank was released from Palm Beach County Jail and then carjacked a woman in the jail parking lot.  He went from getting out of the clink to getting put right back in for 6 more years. Damn …

Read More »