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Daily Dumbass June 8, 2016

I guess sometimes you’ve got to take the kiddos with ya to your second job.  Unfortunately, today’s dumbass is a babysitter AND a bank robber.  A 28-year-old woman named Rachel in Colorado had the 2 kids she was watching in the car with her when she went through a bank …

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June 7, 2016

Most thieves steal money, electronics – maybe jewelry.  But one guy in Ohio is stealing plumbing equipment.  He goes into various businesses, visits the mens’ room, disconnects the plumbing and leaves with the stolen parts in his backpack. Police have dubbed him the ‘Bathroom Bandit’.  Out of all the things …

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Daily Dumbass June 6, 2016

If you don’t get a job after applying multiple times, this is NOT how to get the boss’ attention.  A 29-year-old man named Jordan had to be rescued from a chimney of a recycling center…oh, and of course – he was naked.  Employees heard him call for help and Jordan …

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Daily Dumbass June 3, 2016

For the most part, I’m good with trying out craft beers – but today’s dumbass award goes to some brewers in Australia for making something that should never be.  Robe Town Brewery is making a beer called Moby Dick that is brewed with whale vomit.  Yes – yack that came …

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Daily Dumbass June 2, 2016

From the “Please Act Like A Grown Ass Man Department”: Four Pennsylvania volunteer firefighters called in 5 false alarms just so they could have the thrill of riding in the fire trucks.  They’ve all been suspended and charged with making false alarms.  Are you KIDDING me?  Were these volunteers all …

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Daily Dumbass June 1, 2016

No matter how hard you try, you can’t force people to be your friend. (Right Shags??)  A Utah apartment complex landlord tried to force his tenants to “Like” the complex’s Facebook page.  He taped a Facebook addendum to their doors, requiring them to Friend the page within 5 days or …

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Daily Dumbass May 31, 2016

Did your parents ever threaten to kick you out of the car if you didn’t stop acting up?  Well, a husband and wife in Japan made good on that threat and it ended in disaster.  The parents first told police they lost their son in the forest while he was …

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Daily Dumbass May 27, 2016

We’ve all done things we’re embarrassed about, but today’s dumbass let it put her life in jeopardy.  A 26-year-old woman in Africa was rushed to emergency surgery for what the doctor’s thought was appendicitis.  She had fever, nausea and extreme stomach pain on her right side.  Turns out her appendix …

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Daily Dumbass May 25, 2016

You’ve heard about people who claim to see Jesus or the Virgin Mary in the strangest items, but today’s dumbass might be the best ever.  A woman named Katy in Florida says she received a message from Jesus through her baby’s poop because it was in the shape of a …

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