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Daily Dumbass Feb. 24, 2017

This is the story of how a sobriety test can really turn south.  A 23-year-old woman named Bryelle was found partially parked on the road and passed out from drinking in New Mexico.  Officers woke her up and tried to give her a sobriety test…instead of walking in a straight …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 23, 2017

Hotel rooms must cost a fortune in Paraguay.  A video has surfaced that shows a couple there having sex on a motorbike WHILE speeding down a highway.  Police are not amused and are looking for the horny duo – mainly because they weren’t wearing helmets.  Really?  THAT’S your biggest concern?? …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 22, 2017

I guess all the shooting deaths in Chicago is not enough to keep Illinois lawmakers busy…nope, they’ve been working on imaginary nightmares instead.  They’ve officially named October “Zombie Preparedness Month” and are encouraging state residents to get prepared.  Now just to put this in perspective – Illinois hasn’t even passed …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 21, 2017

If you’re still considering smoking meth as a new hobby, you might want to listen to this story first.  A man in Utah was convinced he was being followed, so he called the cops to meet him at a gas station.  Officers arrived, didn’t see anyone following the man – …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 20, 2017

Another head scratcher of a shop lifting story.  A man in Illinois was caught on camera in a pet store grabbing an 18-inch boa constrictor, shoving it down his pants, then walking out with the pilfered serpent. The store posted the video footage on Facebook, and the man was identified …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 17, 2017

Remember when we used to get “do-overs” when we were kids? Apparently there’s a thief in California who thinks he still can.  A man in Riverside stole a van from a mortuary…discovered it had a dead body inside….so he brought it back and stole a different van from the same …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 16, 2017

In theaters now: Fifty Shades Darker…but not everyone attending was raised right.   Apparently some of the Fifty Shades movie goers are leaving behind cucumbers in the theater.  Now what’s wrong with these people? I’m more than positive they’re not using them to make salads during the show, so that’s …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 15, 2017

We’ve all made poor choices before, but today’s dumbass is an over achiever.  A man showed up to the police department in Manchester, England to interview for a computer systems job.  The problem? He was at least 9 sheets to the wind.  So instead of getting a job, he ended …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 14, 2017

Looking for a way to waste your money? Here’s an option.  There’s a woman named Viktoria in Russia you can hire to be your professional bed warmer. For $81 a night or $1,680 a month, she’ll come to your house and lay in your bed for an hour to ensure …

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Daily Dumbass Feb. 13, 2017

Get set to hear details about one of the most embarrassing DWIs EVER.  A 51-year-old man named Daniel in Pittsburgh is charged with drunk driving and fighting with officers.  Police found Daniel passing in and out of consciousness behind the wheel in the middle of an intersection – all while …

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