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Daily Dumbass Jan. 19, 2016

I totally understand that some people need service animals – most likely a dog, maybe even a cat – to help with anxiety, but THIS is ridiculous.  A passenger on a recent flight brought a turkey on board to help give them emotional support because they claim they cannot function …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 18, 2016

Today’s dumbass was also featured on the Morning Shag Facebook page: It’s a 37-year-old woman named Jennifer who got completely nekked and then went on a rampage in Waffle House in Georgia.  During the melee, Jennifer punched a woman in the nose and then threw platters at customers.  When police …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 15, 2016

Today’s dumbass takes “crazy cat lady” to a whole new level.  A woman named Sophie in the UK has posted a bizarre personal ad…she’s looking for someone to dress up like a cat, walk around on all fours, curl up on the end of her bed, and “purr softly like …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 14, 2016

A man in Georgia was caught on camera shoving 3 bags of frozen shrimp down his pants…at a Family DOLLAR store.  An employee stopped the man at the door and he dropped the shrimp and ran away.  There’s several things about this story that’s disturbing: First of all, the last …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 13, 2016

If y0u’re a total dumbass and want to waste money – here’s an idea for you.  You can now pay a person pretending to be a turtle to call your friends and family.  Turtlecalls.com allows you to pay a deep-voiced man to call anybody and pretend to be a turtle. …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 12, 2016

Sometimes vanity gets the best of people.  Take 45-year-old Donald Pugh of Ohio for example.  He has an active warrant out for his arrest but hated the mugshot the police were using of him.  So he took a slick selfie of himself driving and wearing sunglasses and sent it to …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 11, 2016

Ahhhh…young love.  A 25-year-old man named William proposed over the loudspeaker at a Michigan Wal-Mart to his 20-year-old girlfriend named Sheri…then presented her with a ring he’d bought at Wal-Mart that cost less than $50.  She accepted and then to celebrate – they went to a different store where they …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 8, 2015

Most of us think a groomsman is at most responsible for throwing a bachelor party, ordering their tux, and helping the groom remember the wedding ring.  But apparently a man named Joshua in California thinks those responsibilities should include keeping his marriage together.  Joshua has been charged with arson after …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 7, 2016

A 25-year-old woman named Josseleen got bored in Florida, so she shot up some meth and got on a motorized shopping cart at Wal-Mart.  She then went on an eating binge by picking up packages of sushi, muffins and cinnamon rolls – then eating one piece and putting it back …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 6, 2016

A 48-year-old named Kent in Naples, Florida had an adventurous New Year’s Eve.  Apparently Kent’s resolution was to be more neighborly.  So he walked into a nearby house of someone he did not know, raided their fridge, and passed out in their guest bedroom.  The homeowners couldn’t wake him up …

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