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Daily Dumbass Oct. 19, 2015

This might be the dumbest reason in history to break into someone’s house.  A home owner in Pennsylvania got out of bed to use the bathroom and found a woman who had broken in and was washing her laundry in the bathtub.  The home owner confronted the woman and she …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 16, 2015

Today’s dumbass hails from right here in Missouri.  A man near KC was burning garbage in his field when the fire got out of control.  To put the fire out, he decided to drive his van back and forth over the flames.  Did I mention the van was full of …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 15, 2015

Some people will do anything to watch a game in peace and quiet.  A man In Toronto called the police and asked to be arrested so he could watch the big Blue Jays game in jail.  When police got there, the man was gone.  One of the officers said, “The …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 14, 2015

Yet another dumbass from the fine state of Florida – this time it’s a 23-year-old woman named Whitney.  She used the live-streaming app Periscope to upload a series of videos of herself driving drunk.  Worried viewers called 911…an officer logged onto the app, found Whitney and pulled her over.  She …

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Daily Dumbass Oct. 13, 2015

Here’s one from the “Nice Try” Department….the dog was driving, not me!  A Florida DWI suspect was spotted driving erratically, then he ran his car into a ditch and ran from police.  When officers caught up with him, he said “My dog was driving that car. I ran because I …

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Daily Dumbass September 25, 2015

A man in Louisiana is under arrest for shooting your son in the ass over an argument about the lack of orange juice in the house.  His son’s injuries are not life-threatening, but even in Louisiana – it’s illegal to shoot your offspring in the butt, so now he’s looking …

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Daily Dumbass September 30, 2015

Have you ever accidentally butt dialed the police? Me neither…but apparently dumbasses do it all the time – especially while they’re committing a crime.  During an attempted robbery in Minnesota, three men were overheard robbing a supply company when one of the men pocket-dialed 911. The 34-minute call was used …

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