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Daily Dumbass Jan. 26, 2017

Another entry from the “So….You Were Wasted” file.  A man in China got really drunk and decided to crawl into a 65-foot hollow utility pole that was lying on the side of the road. And of course – he got stuck.  Firefighters had to cut off part of the steel …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 25, 2017

This woman has lost her damn mind.  Sarah Bryan of Britain sent her 3-year-old daughter over to a friend’s house for a play date with her daughter.  When her daughter returned, Sarah noticed her designer shoes were scuffed, so now she’s demanding her friend give her $400 to replace the …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 24, 2017

Not sure if he did this as a prank, but I can guarantee he regrets doing it.  A 35-year-old man named Eric in Illinois was arrested for stealing the TV remote from an apartment complex’s common area.  I guess he wanted to irritate the crap out of everyone who lives …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 23, 2017

Who’s dumber? The person trying to sell old milk online, or the person who would buy it?  A man named Jim is trying to sell a 2011 “vintage” jug of milk on Amazon for $185. The listing warns that the milk does not come refrigerated so you should not try …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 20, 2017

A crazy story out of New York City that will cause “SMH”, shaking my head. Some guy who lived in a 7 story apartment building was on the roof with some friends when he decided to get back to the 4th floor through the ventilation system.  Soon after, a woman …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 19, 2017

Before you call the cops, make sure your side of the street is clean.  A man named Randy in Texas called 911 to make a report on his neighbor.  Officers couldn’t contact him to get more details after they got to the neighborhood, so they went inside Randy’s home to …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 18, 2017

Sometimes a situation can only be improved by beer.  A woman in Pennsylvania ran from the cops and got away for a bit.  When police spotted her later that day in her car, she drove into a river when they tried to approach her.  Then she just floated along in …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 17, 2017

A Florida man is guilty of poor decision making after trying to break into a certain type of store.  This dumbass tried to break through the glass door of Spy Spot Investigations Spy Store.  Apparently he missed the security camera in plain sight.  OK, first of all…there’s actually spy STORES …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 16, 2017

You would think a 56-year-old grown ass man would know better, but apparently he WANTED to get busted for bank robbery.  This dude in San Diego and swiped his debit card in the card reader.  His profile popped up on the teller’s screen…she asked him what services he wanted…and he …

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Daily Dumbass Jan. 13, 2017

Add this story to the “crazy reasons morons call 911” file.  A woman in Niagara Falls, New York, called police to request that they stop the wind from blowing because it was making loud noises and waking her up.  Seriously.  Can you imagine the 911 dispatcher’s reaction to this one? …

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