Just how drunk can a person get? Well a 39-year-old woman might have set a new record. She was so plastered that she thought the local Van Buren County Jail was a bar. Officers saw the Michigan woman back into the jail parking lot (yes, she backed in instead of driving in normally)...she appeared intoxicated and reeked of booze. She thought she was at the bar where she was supposed to pick up her boyfriend. She ended up picking up a DUI instead.