Sure, people get drunk on vaca, but today’s dumbass hit a new low – or should I say a new high? A tourist in Italy had too many drinks while exploring the town of Cervinia and decided to head back to his hotel. Instead, he ended up climbing the side of a mountain at 2 in the morning. Lucky for him, there was a bar on the mountain so he broke in for shelter until someone found him. I mean, how directionally challenged do you have to be? You’d think he’d realize halfway through that he was climbing a damn mountain and not at his hotel.