Anyone can get in trouble for falling asleep on the job, but if you’re a criminal – it can get you busted. Police in Spain discovered a 50-year-old man passed out on a couch in a bar he had broken into. Apparently this dumbass had gotten stinkin’ drunk, then broke out a window of the bar, ransacked it, then fell asleep on the couch. The man claimed to be too drunk to know what he was doing, but he had several stolen credit cards and cell phones on him too. Yeah, when I get really drunk, I just randomly turn to a life of crime too….suuuuure.