A man in Kansas (go figure) was unable to pay a hooker her $400 fee, so he called 9-1-1 for help. The man booked and used two hours with the prostitute then told her he didn’t have the money to pay her. When she got upset, the John called Riley County police because he was scared the hooker, or her pimp, would come after him. They were both arrested on prostitution charges. Dude…..didn’t the Secret Service teach you anything? You gotta pay your ho!!