Talk about your April Fool. A man in Sacramento decided to rob an animal shelter by breaking a window. What was he trying to steal? A large gumball machine. He ended up breaking thee glass surrounding the gumball department while trying to stuff it back out the window. So he spilled candy everywhere, which he slipped on repeatedly before finally getting the machine outside…then he threw it over a barbed wire fence. Even funnier – there was a box of money on the counter by the gumballs that he didn’t see to steal. So – epic fail. Not to mention when he goes to jail, being the gumball bandit equals zero street cred.