The lack of transportation didn’t stop today’s dumbass from bad decisions. A guy named Derrick in Indiana wanted to rob a bank, but didn’t have a ride. So he called a cab to get to and from the bank and even paid the driver with some of the stolen cash. Since the cab driver wasn’t in on the heist, he threw Derrick under the bus and Derrick was in jail less than an hour later. So lesson learned: when you’re making your bank robbery checklist, make sure “getaway car” is on it.