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Fill in the blank: you know you’re drunk when_____. With today’s dumbass, it’s “you know you’re drunk when you INSIST on paying $72 for a single taco.”  Employees at an Ohio Taco Bell had a drunk man come in the store late Monday night, put $72 on the counter and said “Merry Christmas, all I want is a taco.” Employees tried to give the extremely drunk man his change, but he refused and left with his single taco.  They ended up giving his change to the police who’ll hold it fo r60 days to allow the man to claim it once he’s sober.