The saddest part about today’s dumbass? This isn’t the first story of the year involving someone pooping in peoples’ yards. Now police in Orchard Park, New York are looking for the nasty person who has done their business on the front lawns of multiple people’s houses. First of all, what happened to dropping deuces in peace and in private? Second, can we please stop the yard poopin’ in 20-18?? Is that too much to ask?