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Daily Dumbass Feb. 14, 2019

An epic dumbass for Valentine’s Day.  A 31-year-old guy named Matthew in Pennsylvania got married recently and got stupid drunk at his wedding reception and did the following things: 1. Hit on an underage waitress  2.  Followed said waitress into the bathroom, groped her and exposed himself  3. Tried to pay said waitress $100 to have sex with him  4. Got into a brawl with the rest of the wait staff at the country club and capped it off with 5.  fighting with the cops when they showed up.  You know, I think this marriage has lasting power….as soon as Matthew gets out of jail.