What do you do when you need to make a beer run, but don’t have a car? Well, today’s dumbass – a 22-year-old named Zachary in Sacramento- made the worst choice possible for a solution. He stole a POLICE car to drive to a convenience store to buy a 40-ounce beer. He was walking out swigging from the bottle when he was stopped and held until officers could get there. Of all the cars you could take, that’s the one you pick??