A guy named Zach had made a resolution: I will NOT be late for work in 2018. Good idea overall, but Zach isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. Police saw him speeding, tried to pull him over, but Zach wouldn’t stop because that would’ve made him late. Instead, he led cops on a two county chase up to speeds of 125 miles per hour before crashing his car and trying to run away on foot. He was caught and arrested….and Zach, it doesn’t matter if you’re on time or not if you’re not able to come to work at all because you’re IN JAIL!!