More abuse of the 911 system gives us today’s dumbass. 26-year-old Alvaro Francisco of south Florida called 911 ten times in one night to ask for rides to various places. He asked police to give him a ride to Mexico, his friend’s house, and even his boss’ house. They warned him to stop calling since his calls did not qualify as emergencies, but being the dumbass he is – Alvaro kept calling. Police did show up eventually to give him a ride…to jail, charged with misuse of 911.