On occasion, you might find yourself coming out of a grocery store and forgetting where you parked. But today’s dumbass should make you feel really good about yourself. Back when he was 56-years-old, a man in Germany reported his Volkswagon Passat as missing. Now, 20 years later – it turns out the car wasn’t stolen, he just forgot where he parked TWENTY years ago. The good news: It was found in the garage of a building slated to be demolished. The bad news: After 20 years, the car was rusted out and had to be sent to the junkyard. So I’m proposing that this guy takes the award for “Most Forgetful” AND the “Daily Dumbass”.