It might be time for today’s dumbass to change jobs. A barber in Madison, Wisconsin, was cutting a guy’s hair when he knicked his ear with the clippers then ran the clippers down the middle of his head – giving him a reverse mohawk. Basically, this poor guy ended up looking like Larry from “The Three Stooges”. The customer called police and the barber ended up getting arrested for disorderly conduct. If you do your job so badly that you get arrested – it’s time to change professions.