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Daily Dumbass Jan. 9, 2019

Here’s a fun story about butt smuggling.  A guy named Wesley was being admitted into jail in Florida and he claimed he didn’t have any drugs or weapons on him.  The strip search revealed three syringes of drugs stuck up Wesley’s butt.  His reason?  He claimed the drugs weren’t his and they belonged to someone else.  Riiiight. Can we all get on page with this rule:  If you put something in any body cavity for safekeeping, it’s officially yours.  You’ve taken ownership and no one’s gonna want it back…..