This guy’s piss poor decisions just keep on comin’. A 25-year-old named Robert in California was driving drunk and rear-ended a car that was stopped in traffic. Robert’s car burst into flames so he got out, then turned back to his burning car to light a cigarette – and singed off his eyebrows in the process. Luckily no one else was hurt but here’s the kicker: This was Robert’s second DUI in the last WEEK. Sure, you’re probably been drunk before, but have you ever been “light your smoke off a burning car fire” drunk??