A shout out to the great state of Florida for giving us a dumbass trio today. Three druggies broke into a home in Silver Springs and discovered three jars of cocaine. Jackpot! They took them home ad snorted the contents. After not getting high, they discovered the jars were in fact urns, and they had snorted the remains of the victim’s husband and two dogs. Another glaring example of why you gotta know what you’re stealing.