How about a big steaming cup of lame sauce for your 5th of July dumbass? Police in northern England showed up at a suspect’s home and had to look for him since he was hiding – but he was playing the worst game of hike and seek ever. Officers found him hiding under the bed, easily – because half of his legs were sticking out from beneath the bed. Really dude? Were you thinking “if I can’t see them, they can’t see me”??