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If your goal in life is to get arrested, then just do what today’s dumbass did.  A 37-year-old Pennsylvania man was driving drunk and decided to get off the road to try to sleep it off.  In a brilliant move, he picked the police station parking lot to pull over in….stopped his car between two police cruisers reserved only for police cars, and passed out.  When officers approached his car, they saw an empty vodka bottle on the floor and a pipe with marijuana in it.