A Florida man is lucky to be alive after making a poor sleeping location choice. Today’s dumbass decided to take a snooze on the middle of the South Miami Avenue Bridge – which happens to be a draw bridge. The bridge started to rise and the man slid down it, woke up, and managed to hold onto a railing until it lowered back down. Who does that? Hmmm…I’m so sleepy. Maybe I’ll just take a nap right here on this draw bridge. What could go wrong?