A man in Michigan has a hard time staying under the radar. Police saw him sitting in his truck in the middle of an intersection. When officers got him pulled over and asked him why he was blocking traffic, he explained that he had stopped to make a sandwich for himself and for his dog Lucky. Turns out the truck reeked of booze, so the man got a DUI and had multiple warrants out for his arrest. I’m not sure what’s scarier about this: The fact that he makes sandwiches for his dog, or that he has everything he needs to make a sandwich in his truck, or that the middle of an intersection was the best spot to do it.