More abuse of the emergency system for today’s dumbass…this time in Germany. A drunk woman called the cops recently and said her husband had been murdered. But when police showed up, he was fine. It turned out she just claimed he’d been killed…because she thought they’d show up faster and tow a car that was blocking her driveway. Now she’s facing a large fine and possible criminal charges for misusing an emergency number. Should we call female dumbasses, dumb-asstresses?