Here’s an example of what happens when your holiday spirit doesn’t go away after the holidays. A 25-year-old named Clayton was being driven to a drug counseling class near Pittsburgh. Apparently Clayton’s driver would not stop singing Christmas Carols (yes, in March), even after Clayton asked him not to. So while they were driving down the road, Clayton tried to strangle the driver from the back seat. The driver almost passed out but managed to get pulled over. Now I’m not defending Clayton because that’s stupid to incapacitate someone who’s driving the car you’re in, BUT – I get it. I get aggro when people still have their Christmas lights up in March, let alone forcing someone to listen to them singing carols. So, I guess this is a duo dumbass award.