What a wild ride in Wisconsin for today’s dumbass. A 45-year-old in Wausau named Brandon wrecked his car and got arrested for drunk driving last week. His excuse to the cops? Sure, he was drunk, but he wasn’t really driving…the real driver was Ryan Reynold’s character from “Deadpool”. Riiiiiigggghhhht. Did I mention this is Brandon’s SEVENTH time getting a DUI?? I geuss if you’ve been caught that many times, you start running out of excuses and just start makin’ up pure nonsense. I give him an ‘A’ for creativity though.