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Daily Dumbass March 17, 2017

Here’s another “Nice Try” excuse for the Daily Dumbass.  Workers arrived at a closed sandwich shop in California the other morning and could hear calls for help from inside the store.  They discovered a nekked man who had apparently fallen from the roof and had spent the night trapped inside a narrow passage.  The man said he was on the roof looking for a wishing well when he became trapped.  No word on why he wasn’t wearing clothes.  But I can totally understand – when I’m looking for a wishing well, I immediately go to the roof of a sandwich shop to find one….especially after I take the brown acid.