Here’s another “Nice Try” excuse for the Daily Dumbass. Workers arrived at a closed sandwich shop in California the other morning and could hear calls for help from inside the store. They discovered a nekked man who had apparently fallen from the roof and had spent the night trapped inside a narrow passage. The man said he was on the roof looking for a wishing well when he became trapped. No word on why he wasn’t wearing clothes. But I can totally understand – when I’m looking for a wishing well, I immediately go to the roof of a sandwich shop to find one….especially after I take the brown acid.