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A drunk driver in Sheboyhan Falls, Wisconsin, tried – but failed – at getting out of his fifth DWI.  The 42-year-old man left a bar drunk, lost control of his car, and crashed into a snow bank.  In fear of getting caught, he walked back to the bar, ordered another beer, and called police to report his car had been stolen.  It wasn’t hard for police to figure out what really happened since they followed the man’s footprints in the snow from the wrecked car to the bar.  Nice try, but no banana.  He now faces up to three years in jail and a $10,000 fine.