Today’s dumbass goes to a duo in Florida. A man named Michael took a Maserati for a test drive, with the salesman in tow. Michael drove to a resort and asked the sales guy if he wanted to look at his father’s boat…he said sure, so Michael left him standing on the dock, ran back to the Maserati and stole it. So the first part of this dumbass award goes to the salesman for being gullible. Here’s the catch: Michael had left his freakin’ drivers license with the salesman, so it wasn’t hard for cops to track him down and arrest him for grand theft. C’mon man! Rookie mistake.