Talk about keeping things from your spouse. A woman named Sandra in Colombia (the country, not the city) got so mad at her husband that she swallowed $7,000 in cash so he couldn’t find it and spend it. The next day she was rushed to the hospital with severe abdominal pains and had to be operated on. Hey – you silly hooker- when you eat the money NO ONE gets to spend it and there’s no emergency surgery involved! Just hide it like everyone else.