Neighborhood shenanigans in Nebraska bring us today’s dumbass. A 45-year-old man named Douglas has been sentenced to 4 years in jail for sending prostitutes to strip on his neighbor’s front porch 75 different times over the past three years. While the hookers stripped, Douglas would watch the show from his kitchen window and pleasure himself. Soooo….number one – Douglas is obviously a pervy voyeur. Second…can you imagine the explaining the husband next door had to do to his wife? “Honey, I don’t know why these women keep coming here to strip. I promise!” Suuuuuurrrrre.