A fellow Missourian makes the dumbass list today. A 33-year-old Springfield man named Dustin had to wear an ankle monitor after a prior conviction, but didn’t want to be chained to the house. So Dustin figured out how to remove the monitor and in a stroke of genius – posted a tutorial video on social media using a butter knife and screwdriver on how to do it. Of course authorities saw the video and arrested Dustin and charged him with a felony. Reason #563 why dumbasses and social media don’t mix.